Author Topic: How Jolly lost his License (Read 4107 times)

JollyRoger · « **on:** May 24, 2004, 12:40:29 PM »

One fine afternoon I was traveling to work. I was going 65 MPH in a 60 MPH zone. I crested over a hill and spotted a Officer of the Law. When I got on the off ramp I noticed him in me rear view mirror. by the way this happened in Bellevue at the 370 and 75 intersection Leaving 75 and turning on to 370. I turned left and I saw him turn on his lights. so I pulled over, and he followed. I was told I was do 80 in a 60. I said to him " Sir, I was only doing 65." "I clocked you at 80 on top of that hill" he remarked " My I see the radar or laser report?" He said he did have one and that it was a visual clock, I handed him the License and registeration and proof of insureance. he walks back to his car and writes a ticket for 70 in a 60. well I wasn't going to argue this time so I proceed to pay the ticket by mail.
that was a year ago last March.
So here I am at 3:00 AM toodleing along in my car and I drove right under a red light half way into the intersection and i look up and realize:eek: "that a red light!!! and i happen to look out the driver side window :eek:THATS A COP:eek: wellbeing the good boy I am I pullover right away before he had a chace to call it in and turn on his lights. "What happened back there?" I dunno Sir I just realized it was red when i was in the middle of the intersection and then I saw you and knew that there was know getting out of this one" he laughed and I handed my documetation over and next thing I know he says "well I can't let you dirve home, You license is suspended" my responce

Like deer in the headlights I stare.
It had been like that for a year and i had no clue, i call the court house and they said they had never recieved payment.
so now I am rasing money to drive again

ZWarrior · « **Reply #1 on:** May 24, 2004, 02:25:30 PM »

How did you send in your payment?
Check?
Money Order?
Or, God forbid, cash?

JollyRoger · « **Reply #2 on:** May 24, 2004, 02:48:44 PM »

Money order, But guess what I lost will moving back home with my mother:cry:

snauzberries · « **Reply #3 on:** May 24, 2004, 04:26:16 PM »

how jolly still gets to drive....ME!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #4 on:** May 25, 2004, 11:55:58 AM »

LOL Ya mean the kid has to drive him everywhere?

:lol:rolling:lol

JollyRoger · « **Reply #5 on:** May 25, 2004, 02:04:57 PM »

Well he drives everywhere or sometimes he drives one way and I'll return the car:D

I get my License back on thursday though

opiesilver · « **Reply #6 on:** May 26, 2004, 12:43:02 PM »

And that's supposed to make us feel better?

ZWarrior · « **Reply #7 on:** May 26, 2004, 01:55:25 PM »

*AHEM*

Stay off the sidewalks!!!

JollyRoger · « **Reply #8 on:** May 26, 2004, 02:04:39 PM »

It's not me you should fear I only speed. It is Snauz that should scare you He get's a car and license this summer:eek:

ZWarrior · « **Reply #9 on:** May 26, 2004, 02:16:42 PM »

Sometimes I am about as sharp as a ball, but didn't you just say that he was DRIVING you around?

Boomslang · « **Reply #10 on:** May 26, 2004, 02:26:43 PM »

They still give out driver license in Cracker Jacks?

JollyRoger · « **Reply #11 on:** May 26, 2004, 02:59:52 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by ZWarrior
Sometimes I am about as sharp as a ball, but didn't you just say that he was DRIVING you around?

By himself, With nobody to correct him

ZWarrior · « **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2004, 11:39:32 AM »

so, I should spend less time walking on the sidewalks?

JollyRoger · « **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2004, 11:57:45 AM »

learn to fly. or drive a tank;)
Accually He's a very good driver

snauzberries · « **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2004, 08:31:25 PM »

I am........well at least better than you

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