I am in need of a free monitor. Smaller the better and still working are the only requirements. The one I've used for the past 8 years for console monitoring on various servers is dying a slow horrible death. I'll pick it up.
Come one, come all for a little COD action tonight. We are planning on taking all challenges from you the unwashed, puny, forgot to reload, red diaper doper baby public tonight. Think you got some mad leet skilz? Come and show us but don't go crying to mommy when you get your butt handed to you by the Ambush! clan.
You can find the server and vent info on the home page.
BTW....Snauzberry says he can take out anyone with only one hand while reading a tech manual printed backwards in Chinese.
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE!
"I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
If your door hasn't already been knocked on, you should know it's girl scout cookie time. My daughter, Sonic, is a girl scout and is selling cookies. I'm trying to help her out a bit by making a plea to all of you to buy cookies from her. The cookies are just $3.50 per box. If you want to order some cookies just send me a message. Orders for cookies can be taken up to Jan 29th. Cookies will be delivered, I believe, at the end of February. You pay when you receive.
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