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Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on January 16, 2004, 11:57:15 AM
*Slowly the surrounding materialize and Jolly jumps for joy to realize that he is now in an all-you-can-eat cafeteria *

"Woot!  bean dip here I come!"

*ZW wanders over and looks out hte window *

"Hmm, better eat quick, here comes the others."

*pulls his trusty .357 with Tracer(tm) rounds out*

"let's send them a greeting they will never forget!"

*ZW aims at Snauz through the window and fires.  The round shatters the glass and starts heading for Snauz, who sees the movement and heads off in another direction.  The bullet adjusts direction and slides around the table that Snauz has thrown in it's way.    Snauz jumps into a trash dumpster and the round pierces the cheap metal and explodes, taking Snauz with it. *

"Jolly, better grab a doggy bag, buddy.  They know we are here, and are heading this way."

Looking over his shoulder ZW yells:
"Welcome to VFF Mark 2.0 Guys!":hat:
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on January 16, 2004, 03:50:03 PM
"AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



"WERE..........MY LAB.................o well



"hmm hey jolly what the special today AND Z EHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FEEDING HIM!"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Fraggster on January 16, 2004, 04:12:18 PM
What the h..........

They must have fed jolly again:lol: Fraggy thinks to himself as he procures parts for his weapon of mass destruction and hides it so President (Am) Bush doesnt find it
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on January 16, 2004, 04:16:51 PM
ZW taps on the porta-pad and a glowing ball appears in the air in front of him

"To the lab!"

*steps into the glow and it closes beind him with a sound closely resembling a sucker being pulled from a lemon peel through a cheese grater*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Fraggster on January 16, 2004, 04:19:05 PM
a second sun, no it cant be, *runs like no other into the glow*


SWEET, what ya got in herr Z?
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on January 16, 2004, 04:44:42 PM
Jolly pulls out his deul MP10
running for the door he unloads two clips
worth of ammo in an atemp to kill people on his way out.
Jolly drops his weapons pulls out the personal disorganizer that ZW gave him sometime ago and taps the screen a couple to three times.
"This feels wierd!"
Jolly vanished and reappeard behind Fraggy.  
He pulls out an Ingram as fast as lightning and crams it to the back of fraggys head.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on January 16, 2004, 04:45:39 PM
hmm.............hinding behind a rock he pulls out his laptop.......finding the program he wants "time travaler" which is stolen from the future he combines it with the same tecnolgy used to send him to the frozen place he was at......."2 days should do it."


*bzzzzzt*


ahh yes my old lab again
crap gotta hury and set up this becon......
BOOM********jolly explods in  gaseus explosion

traveling foward to the new server he now is debateing a way to trasport the lab.........

[Edited on 16/2004/1 by [303]snauzberries]

[Edited on 16/2004/1 by [303]snauzberries]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Fraggster on January 30, 2004, 08:23:03 AM
AAACK!! i aint going down*drops a plasma grenade.8
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on January 30, 2004, 05:12:00 PM
looking ove his sholder he see jolly and fragster blowing eachothjer up for some reason.....hmmmpulling out his own lil plasma grande he ponders
"if i can make a powerful blast i might be able to rip the space time contum engh to trasport my cave to a moutin around hear.

*BOOM!*


snauz is dead and the fabric of sapce and time is riped again....JOLLY!
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on January 30, 2004, 11:12:26 PM
ZW putters around his tool table and hears a chime from his set top unit.

He wanders over and reads the display.
"Hmm, seems they are playing with large amounts of plasma again. "

He taps a few buttons and a large cannon with a pointy tip comes up from a recessed point miles away.  He aim the pointy end at the space/time tear and activates the tachyon particle emission system.

Billions of invisible tachyon particles fly through the air and through snauz who stumbles in the way as he tries to escape the pull of the tear.  Snauz stops to admire the large hole that has suddenly and painlessly appeared in the whole of his torso.

"Oh."

Snauz falls to the ground dead, but well done in parts.

Meanwhile at the tear, the tachyon particles begin interacting with the alpha particles at the edges of the tear and form an agglutinative compound that attracts the other side of the tear and seals it completely.

"heh, space/time super glue.  Gotta Love it!"

*Puts the perimeterand internal  defenses on "fry everyone"*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: n1c on January 31, 2004, 07:21:10 PM
ñ1ç Is strolling along and Pooff his head is no longer atached to his head!!!

"SAME TEAM!!!!!"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on February 25, 2004, 10:50:42 PM
in a attempt to raice his daily post cout to beat jolly and to rejuvinate the fraf fest he desides to forget his lab for awhile and mess around.....seeing z, jolly,  remeg and another vesion of himself in another post walk into falolizes.... "wow i sound stupid when ordering....that needs to go"
steathfuly sneaking up to the bluliding he plants enogh c4 to flaten chicago.... running at full speed he detenates the c4......the dust settles and all thats left is a burnt breadstick....tasty!


*note to self: blowing another version of my self tingles*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on February 26, 2004, 02:31:08 AM
"And you complained about me when I gave out sound advice!"
Jolly yells at ZW.
Jolly walks away in a tizzy fit.
"At least I can spell!" he shouts from a distance.
Pulling out a Deasert Eagle he walks up to Snauz, Points and fires at Snauz's head. Jolly walks away still in a tizzy.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on February 26, 2004, 04:10:06 PM
ZW looks around with an clueless face.

"Whad I DO?!?!?"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on February 26, 2004, 07:57:39 PM
A day later Jolly Strolls by the spot were he popped Snauz in the head. He notice a trail of blood going to the south.
He shrugs his shoulders and continues on
Jolly walks up to ZW and say
"Sorry for the confusion I got a little frustrated with my brother wit"
Jolly Turns and walks off to hunt Snauzberries.
He starts and the place where he wounded the beast...
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on February 26, 2004, 08:42:33 PM
looking at his computer screen snauz pulls out a bottle of coke and drinks.
"prototype 1 beta is compleate.........1 alpha is go"

up walks a snauzberry exatly like him......... thank you termanater movies.

the bad thing about this is it is remote controled.

loading program "kung fu 5.5" into his cyberorginism he taches it hacking and progaming in a instant......than he teaches it the art of kung fu.......this will do nicely

:compute::gunner:
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on February 27, 2004, 09:42:52 AM
ZW climbs into the Mk626 v4.6.2.5.1.0.7.8.9.3.5.6.6.7.1.8 series2 HellBringer and cranks it over.  Slowly the blades begin to spin and the minicopter floats into the air.  He activates the sensor suite and begins hunting from air.

He picks up a target on the sensor scope and pushes abutton.


Meanwhile, Opie is munching on his thrid pot of gutbuster, Mr Snuggles sitting next to him.  A crash of breaking glass and Mr. Snuggles is again shards of non working material.  
  Opie looks in shock at the loss of his "little buddy" the realizes that the Gutbuster (tm) is destroyed too.

Then he realizes that he gut isn't doing so well either, must be the gutbuster starting to perculate.  He looks down and realizes that he has been eviscerated by whatever did all the other bits of damage.

Swiftly realization that he is dieing comes upon him and the darkness consumes him yet again.


ZW heads off in search of more prey.

Oh SNAAAUUZ!
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on February 27, 2004, 11:45:34 AM
sitting on a hill snauz looks throgh some binoclus to see a small explsion and opies being sent acroos the feild in many diffrnt chunks.

"i choulda had a bead on him too........i wonder what my couterpart is up too..."


on the other side of the feild is yet another snauz on a laptop......well hidin and playyin his new downlaod of ut2k4
:hat:
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on February 27, 2004, 04:59:32 PM
Jolly is sitting on to of a hill with his newly aqired laptop with some hefty network monitoring software and utilities

"hmm there seems to be and awful lot of network traffic"
*Clickty*
*Clickty*
"seems to be 500 yrds south of my position"
Jolly grabs a GPS out of his pocket and pin points his target.
"ZW, There's a Snauz 655.45 yards due south of your position, sending  GPS info now"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on February 27, 2004, 05:22:41 PM
picking up jolly plea on his all stations in one radio he smirks
"took the bait"

aiming his binocs to a ship flying across the vally he sees z's face with the smae smirk he has......pulling out is 100x sniperrifle he aims and shoots fot the cockpit.....
NOT A SCRATCH! :swear:

i beeter hide and start on a new snauz couterpart....they come in handy:hat:
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on March 24, 2004, 05:21:19 PM
Seeing the muzzle flash of snauz's sniper rifle Jolly takes out his own sniper rifle aims and Fires. The .50 Cal Browning realeses at super sonic speeds and rips right though Snauz's chest. As Snauz falls the last thing he here is the report of Jolly gun ringing through the air, three seconds later. Jolly sighs only because he has to wait for Snauz to respawn. "Oh-well":sniper:


"Iwonder where Opie is?"
as he cleans the lens of the scope.


[Edited on 3-24-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on March 24, 2004, 09:51:37 PM
like a star trek show snauz materilize out of thin air.
"sweet my favorite spawn point":D
thinking on times pst he desides to play nice with jolly. pullling out his handy dandy "Kitchen in a box; compleate with one 10 course meal" he starts cooking. fillling the arena with the smell of dead flesh and dead animal cooking at a nice 400 degrees the player deside to call a break. one by one the meery fragers come eating there litle hearts out. Finally the Mighty jolly roger arives with his nose heald high. putting a variatry of foods on his plate he goes to get a tasty beverage for him. less than a minte later holding a bottle of BAWLS the food he put out has vanished.
"So how was the food"
"not quiet filling"
"well want some desert?"
"sure"
pulling out a .50 cal pistol and a peice of cake i ask:
"After making you this wonderful meal you must ask yourself one question....do i fe-"BANG"
a bullet flies through jollys head
"sorry bout that got a lil happy....now where was i? ah yes .....Feel lucky? Well do ya PUNK!?      I guess not"


turning he pops off z who was staring at dis-belife. after that the rest of there team applaudes and finishes up there meal.:hat:
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Papa_Smurf on March 26, 2004, 10:41:20 AM
Watching the comotion as a spectator only, Papa decides to take snauz down...Joining in from a dial-up connection Papa spawns, and takes a look around.  (Man it was nice of snauz to set up shop near one of my favorite spawn points.)  Snauz reads "Papa_Smurf has joined" as it blinks on his screen, but the sudden lag disorients him.  Before snauz can react, he feels the fuzzy sensation of two 9 mm hollowpoints entering the soft part of his skull, just behind the ear...The only sound being the clikety-click of Papa's mp5.  An instant later Snauz's brain matter makes a nice whipped topping to the reaminder of the dishes he had cooked.  Papa walks up takes a bite of the excellent food and decides he should be nice and let the people with real internet connections play unhindered, see yall.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on March 26, 2004, 04:05:03 PM
wow that was weird......Z PUT A PING LIMIT ON THIS SERVER!
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on March 26, 2004, 04:22:40 PM
What and ruin all the fun?!?

ZW pulls out a small box from his battle vest and pushes the blinking button.

A door opens in a far off mountain and a missle flies out, the doors closing after the launch, catching snauz as he tries to jump in.  His severed body tumbles down the glacier face and stains the pure whie snow as it falls.

The missle approaches the feasting area and begins to orbit... waiting.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on March 26, 2004, 05:16:24 PM
CAN I AT LEAST FIRE ON BULLET IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!

3 TIMES IN A ROW.........i want my mommy

[Edited on 27/2004/3 by [303]snauzberries]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on March 26, 2004, 11:00:26 PM
Jolly spawns on the outskrits of the map.
He put on some clean Gargoyle ™ sunglasses and waits.

as he wait he notice papa_smurf is still spectating," Nice use of lag to mask your aproch."
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on March 27, 2004, 01:34:48 AM
annoyed snauz goes to his cave. "i wish i had my lair back....i miss it."
putting up his anti lag barrier he closes the door and works on a porable version of his device......hmmmm.......yeahhhh...........BAM! its done.
going to his super neteindo he hooks it up to his "materilzer" and stats to play zelda.
"i need some new wepons."
a few hours later he has the Gold sowrd, inivs cape, and the gold shield.......and a farie for souvaneries.
time to have some fun:evil
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on March 27, 2004, 05:10:33 PM
As Snauz walks out on to the playing field  a message box pops up in front of him. It reads " Fatal Error in player ; (You Snazed); You must reboot client.
everything for Snauz goes bank has he reboots.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Papa_Smurf on March 29, 2004, 11:13:58 AM
Jolly and Papa have finally finished the half mile wireless antanae allowing Papa to bleead bandwidth from Jolly's home network and giving Papa a miraculous ping rate of 6 to the ambush vff m2 server (sweet).

Elsewhere in the world, Papa sits on a mountain top scanning desparately for a targetusing his 300x scope.  About to give up from eye fatigue he sees a gold sword moving about all by itself.

Must be some more of those "Handy-dandy" toys I keep hearing about.  Well what the heck, as Z says ammo is cheap, (and virtual ammo is even cheaper).  Trying to place the bullet in the middle of the sword's carrier, Papa fires.

Switching to binoculars, Papa sees the sword dissapear (no luck).  Then he sees "Snauz has left the game" blink on his screen, oh well, one of these years.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on March 29, 2004, 12:45:58 PM
P_S feels a tap on his shoulder.  He turns to see ZW emerge from the shadows.

he taps a few buttons on a limited use pad and hands it to P_S.

"His IP." ;)

He melts back into the shadows and waits for the proper time to strike.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Papa_Smurf on March 29, 2004, 06:20:11 PM
Papa Smurf thinks aloud, "Where does he get such wonderful toys?!"...  

Perhaps a little too loud, and doesn't hear fraggy sneak up behind him.

An audible click suddenly peirces the silence.  

Papa turns slowly and realizes his life can now be measured by the inches between his face and the gaping hole that is the barrel of Fraggy's SW .50 magnum revolver.

Peering into the vastness, Papa almost has time for another thought, almost...

Bang!   Darkness(We need to put some lights in the spawn waiting room).

Fraggy makes the mistake of picking up Papa's long rifle and the finger print ID triggers the safety device...A steel bolt flys out through Fragg's shooting hand(so much for his aiming).  

ReSpawning Papa doesn't feel quite so bad.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on March 29, 2004, 06:44:44 PM
before re joining snauz desides to have a lil fun..... going back to his room he grabs a short cat5 cable. hocking one of the sides to his computer he walks over to the circut breaker......"jollys room hear it is"

*click*


walkcking back over he hooks the cable modem up to his computer and joins......looking at the list he notices the jolly and papa are gone......."thats how you kill two bird with on click"

"now back to zelda i have a need to slice someone"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Papa_Smurf on April 05, 2004, 07:43:19 PM
Ha ha... "I'm back"  Papa had to take a trip to Snauz's and Jolly's place, and discussing with Snauz's mother (for all intents and purposes my mom too) about Snauz snauzing up the houses wiring(  Naughty naughty Snuaz), and now everything is right with the world.

Spawning, Papa streaks across the map heading for Snauz's spawn point... Above Snauz's head is a bubble saying "Please don't shoot me, I'm at school."

I've been told that I'm a nice guy, but am I that nice....

NOT HARDLY

A soft squish like a sharp stick sliding into soft mud fills Papa's ears. Papa's boot-knife plunges into the base of Snauz's skull between the second and third vertebrae, severing the spinal cord and making Snauz's body go suddenly slack.

Not very sporting, but war isn't equal opportunity, and that was an itch that needed scratching.

Papa makes sure to clean his knife on Snauz's clothes and makes his egress.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on April 05, 2004, 08:00:24 PM
looking over at his second screen snauz sees that his "snauzanatoir)[see beegibgish of vvf mark 2.0] has been desroyed...... a red blip is going acroos the screen moving north.

"so the homing becon does work"

little doe papa know that when he destriyed the clone a homing becon was placed on him....


--------An hour later-------


"I DID IT I GOT THE GOLD SOWRD AND SHEILD FROM ZELDA USING MY MATERILIZER"
" now for some fun!"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on April 05, 2004, 08:55:41 PM
:rolleyes:
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Papa_Smurf on April 05, 2004, 09:39:43 PM
Papa decides that since he is a MacGuyver/superNerd extrordinaire, he needs some toys of his own, and takes shelter in a cave.

Using a silver dollar, two paperclips and a stick of chewing gum, Papa begins his creation( a lot of other really techincal parts are used too).   Tah dah! a Smurfin' radiation suit.  Oh you little skeptics, not just a radiation protection suit, rather a radiation absorption suit.  And a broad spectrum radiation suit at that.

Papa strides out into the sunlight.  The suit seems to be working, but too well.  It begins to suck energy from the surounding environment.

I guess some ajustments are needed.  Papa dials the knob down.  Sweet, infared, visible, and ultra violet are all being absorbed, nice...:rolling
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on April 06, 2004, 12:12:56 PM
ZW looks up from his workbench and notices that there are now several blips on the playing field.

"Cool!  Time to play!"


He locks down the Anethmatizer v5.2 and puts the area on standby, then puts the secure system online.  He checks his  control pad and leaves the lair with the knowledge that ANY body who enters without him will have a bang up of a reception.

He jumps into his handing atv and starts tooling across the ridgeline looking for Dragon or Opie.

"I ain't picky"

Sighting  his prey on a bluff 2 klicks out he slows the atv and leaves it to hover in place as he advances closer to the unknowing target.

Opie is squatting in front a campfire dipping nacho chips into the pot over the fire and mubling sweet nothings to the dip inside.

ZW pulls a MK10 homing silencer unit from his belt and assigns it to Opie.

The unit whirs off away from ZW and Opie, accelerating to mach2.  Once it has reached a point behind pie it stops, realigns, and accelerates again, this time straight at Opie.  It reaches mach4 and hits Opie square between the shoulder blades and tumbles him and the pot down the him creating a splash of icor and cheese dip across the face of the bluff.

"Dang, i was hoping to try his dip, too."  ZW mumbles, "He should be respawning soon, and I don't think that I want to be around when he finds out what happened."

ZW takes out a small box with a pointy end and points it at Mr. Snuggles.

"And we will have no more issues with you"

He presses a button and Opies favorite rifle is transported into the heart of the Sun to safely detonate.

ZW moves off quickly, hoping to avoid Opie for at least a moment or two.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on April 06, 2004, 03:11:02 PM
Jolly Shows up next to Papa.
he hands him a Pringles can Radioactive Particle Emmitter.
"I work from 2.33 gigaQuads all the way to a full TerraQuad. all you need now is a conduit."
Jolly runs off
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on April 06, 2004, 06:26:17 PM
judgeing by the sounds of a couple sonic boom foolwd by a soft sqwish snauz assumes that some one just go ran over close by. he runs at a desent speed to see a ATV parked alongside of a rather messy area of bady parts.

"HEY Z NICE CAR!"
"Thanks Snauz; nice sword"
"wanna duel?"
"sure"
z reaches in and pulls out a excalibur looking sword.
snauz reaches in his backback and pulls out his laptop.
*clikck*type*space*click
a blue force feild has emmited from the laptop and covered about a 100sq.FT
"dont want any interfearence; what do you say we put up a deal? the  parts for mr snuggles if i win and if you win i will give you a couple ompa lompas and my materililzer? what do ya say"............
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on April 07, 2004, 03:53:56 PM
How about your hair or your own lair?

ZW lunges
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on April 07, 2004, 04:34:17 PM
Dodgein the thrust snauz says "ok ill give you my lair just not the hair......do you  know how long this took to grow?"

snauz swings but and misses Z's head
"too bad......i whould have givin ou a hair cut just now but apernetly you dont have any":D
"now lets try your game know how.......JOLLY SHUT UP CAUSE I KNOW YOU KNOW THIS!.........you fight like a dairy farmer....."

[Edited on 4/7/2004 by [303]snauzberries]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on April 08, 2004, 10:20:13 AM
"Nope, don't know that  quote."

ZW parries and performs a fient.

"The deal is if I win,  I get your hair.  If
you win I build you a lair."

He blocks a swing by Snauz, and aims for Snauz's left cheek, scoring a hit.

"Of course , we could end up tieing." ,He says as Snauz hits his arm with the blade.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Papa_Smurf on April 19, 2004, 09:00:04 PM
Peering through a scope, Papa sees a gentle blue haze surrounding Z and Snauz who are circling each other... and from the looks on their faces they aren't dancing.

Continuing his scan Papa sees Jolly watching the entertainment.  He's got a large sign reading "GO Z !!" in one hand and a large foam finger on the other.

With the free time on his hands papa begins to ponder the meaning of life.  A question jumps into papa's mind that he just has to find the answer to...
"Is the force field using deflection or  the newer dissapation/absorbtion technology?"

Papa places a laser on Jolly and clicks the rangefinder.  He runs through the calculus breifly and finds the tangent line to the curve of the force feild, and finds the desired angle of reflection from that...

Papa lays down behind his rifle and takes aim.  He inhales slowly, exhales half way, and squeezes the trigger as gently as possible.

The rifle jerks in his hands and a large .50 cal round is sent on it's way down range.  An instant later, a riple on the surface of the force field and a hole in the 'O' of Jolly's sign appear.

As the sound echos back to Papa he is satisfied with himself, not only a great shot that made Jolly wet himself, but he solved the mystery of the day. Deflection, intersting.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on April 19, 2004, 10:54:10 PM
*holds up a hand to pause the match*

"You hear something?  Sounded something like a rubberish 'BOING!'"

*shrugs*

"Oh well, back to the sparring."

*takes a swipe at his opponents feet with a flourish of style and grace*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on April 19, 2004, 11:00:53 PM
*snauz kicks up and uses the forse of the kick to bring himself standing*

"i think it was papa shooting a .50 cal round from a couple thosand feet away shooting a holr throgh jollys "Go Z" sighn......just a hunch"


*snauz kicks and lands one across Z's face*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on April 19, 2004, 11:31:39 PM
*recovers from the blow to his face*

"Nice, I see you have studied your Agrippa.  But there is sonsing you do not know...

I am not left-handed!"

*changes hands and begins driving Snauz to his knees with his overwhelmingly powerful attack.*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on April 19, 2004, 11:42:25 PM
Eyes now glazed over with fear Jolly looks up at the hole in the "O" of his sing. he looks around to see nothing Jolly quickly runs behind a rock and changes his uniform.

Jolly walks back to the fight and watches
"Could I get my usual, miss?"
the beatiful attendent hands him a bottle of Coca~Cola, Jolly finishes Enjoying the fight.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on April 20, 2004, 09:00:30 PM
"good movie but alas neither am i now the fun begins."

Z and snauz battle on in and jolly goes throug a couple more cokes.

agin with the pauses snauz puts up his hand.
" you thirsty?"
"yea"
walking over to his pack snauz pulls out a pistol and shuts down the sheild. in a blink of a eye there is a small bang and a hole in jollys head and a newly forming wet spot in the drawers
"eather i scared the coke out of him or he relesed his mussles"
 snauz reaches into jollys cooler and grabs a couple cold cokes out of it. snauz throws one at Z and turns on the sheild
"dont need a sniper shooting me:D

"cheers"

[Edited on 4/21/2004 by [303]snauzberries]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on April 21, 2004, 09:30:51 AM
"You could have just asked.  Now we are going to have his corpse going rank nearby. Thanks for the Coke though, very tasty!"

*takes a swipe at Snauz*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on April 21, 2004, 04:42:47 PM
snauz spits out the coke and bits of blood and a tooth. "ow.....that one hurt"

snauz grabs Z from behind and flips him, and lands a gut kick.

Z is own the ground trying to find his lost air.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on April 21, 2004, 04:59:19 PM
*sighs*

Now, do really want to switch to unarmed combat?

*gets up and dusts himself off.  Then walks to the side and sets down his sword.  He returns to the center of the ring, settles into horse position and signals Snauz to continue.*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on April 22, 2004, 03:38:13 PM
*Jolly's Violent Death and close proximity to the Sheild has sent his Bioelectric energy in to flux.*

"Whoa!"
Jolly stares at himself laying on the ground. He tries to re insert himself in to his body but nothing happens.
Jolly cannot respawn because the VFF can't find a Bioeltrical field to work with
Jolly is now a Ghost:evil
"Muha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"




YOU SNAUZED!

[Edited on 4/22/2004 by [303]snauzberries]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 03, 2004, 09:01:53 PM
luck ly i have a ectoplazm barrir around us......no spirts will be buggin me.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 04, 2004, 01:13:12 PM
*grabs his belt comm and dials a number*

"Who'm I gonna call?"

GHOSTBUSTERS!!

*cue theme music*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on May 04, 2004, 02:28:32 PM
There's something weird
in the neighborhood,
who're you gonna call?

(GHOSTBUSTERS!)

There's something strange
and it don't look good,
who're you gonna call?

(GHOSTBUSTERS!)

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

Seeing things
running through your head,
who're you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS

Invisible man
sleeping in your bed,
who you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

There's something weird
in the neighborhood,
who you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

There's something strange
and it don't look good,
who're you gonna call?

(GHOSTBUSTERS!)

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

Seeing things
running through your head,
who're you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

Invisible man
sleeping in your bed,
who're you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!)

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!

I ain't fraid of no ghost.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 04, 2004, 04:35:03 PM
*Picks up his trusty datapad and logs in.*

The impromptu (and VERY off key) concert ends with a splash of magenta as a security bot/referee bot headshots Jolly.

"Player JollyRoger has been terminated for illegal auditory abuse of other players on the field.  Headshot penalty has been administered.  Have a nice day!"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 04, 2004, 04:37:12 PM
Thank you admin
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on May 04, 2004, 04:39:17 PM
thank god, I can respawn!
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 04, 2004, 06:15:01 PM
"Gentlemen, I give you the Referee bot!  Indestructable beyond ALL processes, and VERY good at completing any and all punishments and atonements  as required by the laws of this construct."
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 04, 2004, 08:44:11 PM
He better not be punk-buster based.......i dont like punk buster
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 04, 2004, 09:16:33 PM
If you didn't cheat, ya wouldn't get busted!

:D
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Papa_Smurf on May 06, 2004, 12:08:09 PM
Papa and Jolly sidle up alongside the referree bot and start shooting the breeze.

Distracted by Papa's razor wit(and undeniable charm) , the referree fails to notice Jolly's screwdriver and pliers going to work on his backside...

Jolly straightens up and mentions that we should be going, so I turn and follow Jolly...

Papa freezes in his tracks no more than two steps away when a "beep, boop" emenates from the referree.  Jolly turns and says with a smile on his face, "we really need to find two more of these things"

Papa peers back at the bot, and it's trying to be all three of the stooges.  Funny but Jolly is right.  We DO need to find two more.

[Edited on 5-6-2004 by [303]Papa_Smurf]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 06, 2004, 12:36:17 PM
"Code change detected, correction impossible.  self destruct engaged"

Papa and jolly have a microsecond to digest what they hear, then
.
.
.
(http://www.ambushsite.com/images/misc/atomic.gif)

(I told you not to mess with them :D )
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on May 06, 2004, 02:20:47 PM
"If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking 'till you do suceed! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk"
Jolly Grins :D

[Edited on 5-7-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Papa_Smurf on May 06, 2004, 05:39:27 PM
Now here's a curious point.  A machine that is completely "indestructable beyond all processes" is destroyed.  hm...:shame:

Almost like supermans suit, that is not penetrable, and yet his mother(human mother) used scissors and a needle and thread to cut pieces and sew them together.

Love the piture "phoom!"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 06, 2004, 08:51:46 PM
"wow im glad this barrir is fallout proof too.........but the time has come to a end......the oxgen level is beond crtical"

Snauz kicks Z flat in the chest knocking him over. with one final jump snauz lands on Z's head with all the forses he can combine. A splatter of red blood and pink brain fly on every direction
"that was fun, we should do it again sometime"
snauz lays Z's sword on his body and picks up his own.
after hitting a few buttons the barrier is relesed and white fall out lands on the area the was once untouched. snauz hits a few more buttons and the ending them song to " THE HULK" plays
snauz walks off into the distance
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 07, 2004, 12:24:25 PM
*ZW's corpse and posessions de-res out of existance before anybody gets the smart idea f trying to steal them*

(And Superman's uniform isn't invulnerable, just him.  He was always getting into fights and tearing the cape and top.  Amazingly enough, he never, ever ruined his shorts! )
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 07, 2004, 04:17:09 PM
Snauz is back at his still messed up fortress changing and grabing some new supplies........"todays special: a bullet through the head at 50yds"
paking his handy dandy sniper rifle and GBA(in case I get boerd). he presses the, remake of the UT full adrinlin combo, Camoflauge and a rock walks off to blen in to some other rocks
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 09, 2004, 11:38:52 PM
*ZW's head overheats trying to figure out what Snauz just said.*
:eek:
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 10, 2004, 08:48:01 PM
score another frag for me
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 11, 2004, 12:17:16 PM
*ZW awakens to find himself floating in the ether.*

"Hmm, methinks there may have been a problem."

He pulls out his trusty datapad and reads... "Connection unavailable. No Node detected."

"Cheap sub-space connections, shoulda popped for the quasi-etheral subspace dupli-mux units instead."

He ducks as a token goes flying by.

"Been wondering where that went!"

He fires a grappeling hook and snags the token, and draws it in to him.  Once he has it, he pulls a cable from the datapad and plugs the end into the token.

"Heh heh, it's from Opie to the server.  Guess I found my ride home."

He taps a few keys and overrides the encryption easily.  256-bit 3DES?  That's ALL?  TOO EASY!

He hits a few more keys and is absorbed into the token, and reappears in the VFF environment again.

"Easy as pie."

He looks down to see Opie holding his head and screaming about pink elephants and yellow submarines.

"Yeah, I guess having me ride your link would be a pretty bad trip, Opie. Just sit back and relax while I help you with that problem."

he lulls Opie to a twitching sleep, and blows his head off with the Desert Eagle 10MM.

'heh heh, respawn always makes it right."
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on May 11, 2004, 06:08:25 PM
Jolly appears!
He has a Smirk on his face as he Just.
Jolly Sits down.
Jolly Pulls a Coca~Cola out and opens it, 'KSST'.
He start to sip on it and ponders his next move.
He move his pawn Forward.
"Your Move Papa"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 11, 2004, 06:43:33 PM
"Ew, ,a challenge!"

ZW pulls up the sniper rifle Mk VI, sets himself behind a handy rock,  and takes aim.

BANG! ANG! NG! G! !

The echoes ring out over the plains and Jolly looks up from the Chess board looking for the source of the noise.  Then he notices that all his coke has poured out through the 2 holes that have appeared in the bottom of his can  of Coke.

  Interestingly enough, ,those holes are the same size as a 9mm round.

Jolly sobs and tries recovering some of the precious liquid before it all flows off the rock in front of him and melds with the dirt below creating Coke flavored mud.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 11, 2004, 08:54:19 PM
snauz seeing a cloud of smoke he puts down his game boy advance and grabs his sniper rifle......he puts on his silencer and aims at the area of which the smoke came....seeing a head bobing up and down from lafterand a body much like the one of ZW he shoots.....A splatter of blood and  brains hits the rock below.

snauz looks up a lil more through his trusty scope and sees jolly and papa togther.

jolly is licking mud...."must be coke flavored" and pap is giving a look like "What the snauz is he doing"

snazu takes am and fires again. the mud coke is now blood coke and papa is running off for cover...."time to relocate and finish my mario game
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on May 12, 2004, 01:24:31 AM
Jolly respawns Near Snauz,
He has all his focus on his game boy.
So Jolly walks up to Snauz, He take the sniper rifle and puts a large amount of epoxy down the barrel.
Snauz Still has now clue of Jollys Presence.
Jolly Sets the Rifle Back in the same Place, and walks closer to Snauz.
Jolly Snag the Game Boy and straps 2lbs of  C4 to it.
He adds a 15 second fuse and Throws it out 50 yards.
"What the..." Snauz Snears.
"You Need to Pay attention to the VFF and Stop Play your Stupid Games"
"But I Like My Games"
"You Didn't Even Pay For them!"
*BOOM!*
Jolly Kicks Him in the Knee and Walks Off.
"You're Gonna Pay For that!" Snauz grabs his Sniper Rifle
"Nope Snauz You are"
Snauz Takes aim at Jolly's Head...*Click*
*KABOOM*
Snauz's Face is now addorn with steel fragment as the back end of him Gun explodes.
Snauz Falls

[Edited on 5-12-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 12, 2004, 10:50:44 AM
ZW watches from a nearby ridge as Jolly goes to great lengths to frag Snauz.

"how creative"

Goes back down below the ridge and prepares his equipment for the next round.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 13, 2004, 11:12:02 PM
snauz spawns once again. "im boerd"

snauz walks over to his garage and thinks.."hover craft...naw....anphbious car...naw....Ooo my station wagon equiped with a 10 foot all around abbilty to taser ppl. along with bullet,explsion,fire,and in case of acid. acid proof armour."

snauz leaves his place and goes out to shock ppl in his super hip station wagon.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on May 14, 2004, 01:05:56 AM
Jolly is walking around Looking for a frag or two when all of the sudden all his hair stands up on end.
"Ok, who has the static build up!"
Jolly turns to see Snauz drive by.
"shoot some one is going to get hurt."
He whip out a box and grabs a Dryer sheet and tosses it out. the wind catches it and it floats over to the shock mobile.
*bzzzt*
Jolly's is in disbeilf that it has more stadic then his underware and socks.
Jolly runs for his Lab and shuts the door.

[Edited on 5-14-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]

[Edited on 5/14/2004 by [303]snauzberries]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 14, 2004, 05:07:42 PM
"darn........i wanted to zap him too...."
snauz drives a lil further and sees Papa sitting alone...."ooo goodie"snauz exclaims.

driving at full speed he catches up to papa who is running from the monster that snauz poseses. driving only inches away from papa he zaps him 'til all thats is left is his shoes which were grouded out.

[Edited on 5-14-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on July 29, 2004, 07:29:09 PM
Looking at his battery power he sighs..."that was amuzing"

placing dynomite in the hood he walks away from the vehicle


BOOOM!

his car smodering he finds a nice spot......a couple of  pll from the other team walk up to the smoldering wreckage.......*click*
100m away a bullt enters onside of Zwarriors hean and exits the other side......*click*
jolly goes down
I LOVE MY SLICENCED SNIPER RIFLE:D
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on July 30, 2004, 01:43:10 AM
Jolly Gets up
"WoW it was a good thing Snauz Snauzed and left his post open ended"
Crouched over Jolly runs for cover.
He finds it near a rock cliff.
Weapons drawn He scans for Snauz.
Seeing some movement off in some bursh
 Jolly Fires a Granade form his granade launcher.
*BOOOM*
Jolly Goes to investigate.
He got lucky and nailed Snauz.
Seeing peices of Snauz every where he exclaims,
"Come on Snauz you're going to pieces on me"
:D
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on July 30, 2004, 08:29:31 AM
Pullling himself together he sees jolly of in the distance......pulling out his taser he sneaks up on him.....jolly has not moved for he is looking at the chnks of snauz seeing if any thing is use full.........looking at the taser he notice the charge holes will also supporot a nice mini trasformer...poping the on he always carries around on and setiing the level to 50 he walks up to jolly and prods him with the two meatal ends.....*&BBBZZZAAAPPPP*........jolly is turned to dunst just like in the cartoons
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on July 30, 2004, 12:17:25 PM
ZW lowers his field glasses and chuckles to himself, "Thus two are more fun to watch than an episode of Spy vs Spy!"

He raises his FG-42 mk6 and sights on Snauz's pinky toe.

Slowly the trigger is pulled and a single bullet races from the gun and tears through Snauz's high dollar boots removing his pinky toe and mangeling the next toe.

"Dang, sights appear to be off."

He resights on Dragon who has responded to the recent vehicle explosion and fires a single round.

The bullet hit dragons earlob and neatly pierces it, glances off a grenade on his bandolier and shoots off hitting Zeet who was hiding nearby waiting a chance to fire.

The grenade on Dragon's shoulder hisses and he looks to see what the noise is and is it tied to the pain in his ear.  His actions are cut short by the massive explosion from his grenade and the others Dragon was carrying.

Zeet looks down at his trigger hand and realizes that the pain he now feels is because something has just removed his trigger finger at the first knuckle.  He grabs his gun and runs, pressing on the wound to staunch the flow of blood.

ZW reviews his work,"Huh, today must 2 for 1 day!"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on July 31, 2004, 03:37:10 AM
limping away snauz goes to prefom sergey on his foot
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on July 31, 2004, 06:09:56 PM
Jolly with dry mouth and the feeling of his body being asleep apears.

Jolly Walks around looking for some thing to do since evryones connectiong seems to be in Limb or somthing. Jolly see Snauz Limping around so he walks up to him.
"What happend"
" ZW Shot off my pinky toe"
"Wow good aim"
I'm sorry, I'll see you when you get it fixed"
"OK"

Jolly Walks away
And as Snauz Limps some more Jolly say
" I hate seeing you in pain Like that"
He Pulls out his Bow and an Arrow Draws and...
"I'll be ok annouced Snauz"
*FFThhwwunnkk"
The arrow leavs His Bow and Enters Snauz's Butt Cheek. :lol
Jolly Walks up to Snauz and says I am So Sorry It must have just gone off Jolly Leaves But he left a present with Snauz
A nice Little Frag Granade in his Back Pocket.
*KA-BOOM"
Jolly Leaves Laughing
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on August 01, 2004, 02:33:58 AM
"wonderfull............im missing a toe......there is a arrow in my butt and half of me is overe there......yet im still alive........"

crawling off to his lab snauz goes to work on himself........
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on August 02, 2004, 02:01:39 PM
ZW approaches Snauz's lab and brings out THE Pad.  He hits a few keys and the security system promptly goes asleep.

ZW quietly wanders into Snauz's lab and closes the door behind him.  In the distance he can hear Snauz puttering around, preparing to pull himself together after all the recent injuries.

He sneeks into the med lab as Snauz goes to get a fresh batch of gauze to pack his wounds with.  While Snauz is gone ZW pulls out his handy pack of tricks and injects the wound adhesive with a hefty dose of habanero oil into the solvent.  Next he sprays a vinegar solution on all the wraps he can find, and dulls all the surgical needles before wiping the hababero oil on them as well.

ZW removes himself from the room after planting a few microscopic high resolution spy cams around the facility.

He sends a quick message to Jolly: "tune your monitor to channel 5"

ZW finds a quite place plugs in his headset to teh pad and tunes into the same channel to watch the medical procedure get under way.

The screen lights up as Snauz enters the room and he grabs the first needle and trys to sew himself together again.  the burning sensation as the needle enters his skin only gets worse each moment no matter what needle he tries, or which wrap he uses to clean the wound.

Finally, after fainting several times from the burning pain of sewing himself together, Snauz grabs the wound solvent and put a heaping amount into the wound to seal it.  the oils in the solvent do their thing and Jolly hears Snauz's howl of pain clear across the valley.

ZW chuckles and leaves the lab to Snauz, stopping only to turn the security back on once he is outside the perimeter.

"I bet that's gonna burn him up for quite a while."

-- fade to black --
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on August 02, 2004, 02:31:44 PM
Jolly Watching all this Chuckles a little,
and powers down his JpDA/F when it's all over.
"Ooo! That even makes me burn a little"
Jolly wonders away Still hearing Snauz's Howls echo.   Jolly Puts ear plugs in his ears. Jolly Kinda feels a little bad for Snauz, Just a litte.
Meets up with Papa and they staart to scheme. Jolly still wonders what happen to all the other Players why they don't move any more.  
"Hold on a sec."
Jolly walks up to Opie's frozen body and rotates it 180 degrees vertical.
Jolly walks back and continues to schem with Papa.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on October 11, 2004, 12:17:11 PM
*We now return to our hero quietly approaching the scheming Pap and Jolly.*

he stops and shoves Opie in the porta-thaw, sets if for defrost and waits.

*DING*

He opens the door and points Opie toward Jolly and Papa.  Opie proceeds to tear them both a new one, parts fly everywhere and the the Opie is growling about hanging upside down frozen.

*Our hero warms a cup of cocoa and a bag of popcorn in the porta-thaw and watches the melee from a distance, all watching for Wolvy and his freshly sanded armour to show up.*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on October 11, 2004, 12:30:57 PM
Jolly's
Resonce (http://members.cox.net/jrfrancl/Bugs11.wav) to ZWarrior.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on October 11, 2004, 12:49:04 PM
Opie can't believe it.  Jolly just snauzed in the V.V.F.  Opie's face turns into a twisted mass of laughter and maniacal happiness.  For what Jolly doesn't understand is that once you Snauz in here something bad happens.  Deep within his brain a tiny snauz seed has sprouted.  A snauz that will eventually control his being and make him nothing more than a bumbling fool.  Opie can't wait for the Jolly upgrade to complete......
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on October 11, 2004, 02:19:32 PM
"Eep!"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on October 11, 2004, 08:26:07 PM
Snauz is in a cave someware herring the masses from outside.....he is typing on a spare laptop.....god i have a million of these things....snauz has been lucky enough to find the outgoing port broadcasting the VFF here......looking carefully snauz finds what he needs....a clip from the original VFF......edot copy.....edit paste....right next to him appers a force one thought may never return....the awsome power of MR. SNUGGLES....



waking out of the cave he picks up his pda.....using the snauz finder he sees himself and jolly "i knew you whould snauz one day jolly".....walkin on to a hill snauz lays down....pulls out opies love and shoots directly at jolly.....a seering blast burns off snauz's eyebrows...."HOLY....that was too close...."

off in the distance opie reconizes the explosion.....he urns for the tool in snauz's hand.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on October 12, 2004, 09:02:21 AM
ZWarrior sees the explosion and calculates the trajectory back to the source.  he scans tha area and sees that it's Snauz, with Mr. Snuggles.

"I wonder if he remembers that it will self destruct if used by anyone but Opie?"

A large BOOM and a small mushroom cloud mark where Snauz was a moment before.

"Nope, forgot again!"

*wanders off to look for more targets*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on October 12, 2004, 11:13:15 AM
**BOOM!!!    WOOOSH!!!***

Hmmm...looks like he forgot the built in safe guards.

Opie tops the hill to find nothing left buy a PDA that somehow is still functional.  After a few seconds Mr. Snuggles reappears in his hand.

"Hello Del, it's been a long time.  Where have you been?"  Mr. Snuggles says.  "Hello Mr. Snuggles.  I've been somewhere wonderful, but now we have work to do."  "Yes master, whom shall I eliminate first"

Opie activates the onboard sensor system and find that there is an active tracking source just out of sight.  "Mr. Snuggles, would you be so kind as to eliminate that disturbance?"  "Of course Del....."

Opie raises the rifle in the general direction of the sensor scan and preses a small area just behind the triger guard.  The resulting explosion from where ZWarrior used to stand nearly topples Opie.  "I see your phase modulated micro stars are still working in perfect order"

ZWarrior forgot that an Opie once frozen never forgets...........
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on October 12, 2004, 04:28:49 PM
spawning in a wooded area snauz checks himself over as he usaly does when he spawns and notices his favorite PDA is gone......how odd.....bring up his laptop he pulls up the Map......"the gps on my pda is still fuctioning....i wonder......"

********
*please enter username*
Snauzberries

*password*
**********

....................
.....................
...................
....................
.......................
........accsess granted

comand: accsees Warhead

.........
...........
.........

please state reson for self destuct

resaon: opie must die

self destrcut in 5..........

******

Snauz pulls out his binoculars

*4*

he looks at the postion of his pda and see opie stoking his love

*3*

"to bad i cant dystroy that with my PDA"

*2*

" neve should have brought that  back"

*1*

"o well"



a bright light is seen followed by a hiroshima sized mushroom cloud


opie go boom







you have been snauzed

[even my computer snauzes]

[Edited on 10/12/2004 by [303]snauzberries]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on October 12, 2004, 05:55:15 PM
Jolly has been watching this mayhem from afar. He is cleaned of the snauz virus, and is sitting back watching in his favorite chair.

*beep beep boop click*
With a few taps on a key pad and a flick of a switch
Jolly arms his arm chair and waits for the right moment.

He looks on his map and see ZWarrior and Snauz. He lock there Bio signtures and fires several waves of  high yield thermo nuclear rockets at them.

Jolly them puts on his Oakley Shades that have been specially modified for such use.

a bright light flickers for a moment and Snauz and ZW are turned into nothing more then ash, while Jolly gets a 15 second tan.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on October 13, 2004, 08:49:51 AM
Wolverine walks up on a server with all of his fellow teammates inside.

Wolverine snickers.. "He He He".. (still feeling the affects of the Frappacinos, Wolverine pulls the power cord out of the server).. DOOOWAAAH!  GOOSH!  

He hears the guys complaining. He noticed that there was a Ventrilo Server set up as well.. Tired of hearing the whines, he yanks the power cord on the Ventrilo server as well.  "HE HE HE"....
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on October 13, 2004, 09:56:11 AM
Little did Wolverine know but when he unplugged the server he armed 15 pounds of C-4  which was incased with 20 pounds of Ball barrings.

The server room blast doors close and it starts to sink in to the gound. Wolverine tries with all his might to open the blast doors but not even the Frappoccinos can help him know.

A voice comes up and it sound like the computer off of Start Trek the Next Generation.

"detination in 10 seconds"
:eek:

The room falls deeper and deeper in to the earth as another set of blast door close behind the rooms descent.

[Edited on 10-13-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on October 13, 2004, 01:32:30 PM
As the pixels realign from the sudden crash of the VFF in a VFF, ZW walks through the data noise waiting for the environment to be drawn.

"I really need to upgrade the server, this is taking entirely too long.  Good thing I keep myself in a hot backup memory chip, instead of the main memory area like I do with everyone else."

He pulls out the PDA and taps a few points on the interface.

Wolvy's  avatar begins to res, then promptly  leaves and reappears of a volcano and a booming voice shouts about him...

"No touchy the power boy!"

Opie's avatar appears and he notices that his head is on backwards from the rest of his body, "Why didn't somebody tell me my butt was that big!"

Snauz finds himself suspended upside down over a large bowl of avacado-watermelon flavored jello, and falls into it.

Jolly reappears with honey all over his body, and two hungry bears glaring at him.

ZW checks the status of the servers and bigins the hunt anew.

"Teach them to do that to me"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on October 13, 2004, 04:19:11 PM
suspended in jello snauz woder if this was heven of hell....mmm jello...snauzs lips puker up and he begin sucking...with in a matter of seconds the jello implodes into snauz.....felling full snauz walks away...."if there is one thing im good at it is sucking"

off in the didstance a ear curtalind screame is heard..." i guees the bears got jolly."
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on October 13, 2004, 04:40:05 PM
Jolly is running away from the two bears, screaming like a little girl. (And don't you even tell me you could do this) thinking of a way to elude them. Suddenly he feels a huge tongue lick his back. Jolly Runs a little faster.



[Edited on 10-13-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on October 14, 2004, 03:47:35 PM
*we now break from our regularly scheduled mayhem to crack up on that last post *
:lol :rolling :lol :clap:

*OK, back the mayhem*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on October 14, 2004, 10:08:53 PM
seein joly run by he feel a need to help him.....he thinks of the grossed thing that comes to mind, ZW, and rellese all the avacado watermellon jello on the bears as they pass him...as it hits the cold air it begin to get a gel form again....the bears slow.....jolly looks back and feels relife....i can finnaly lose the bears.....
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on October 15, 2004, 08:47:14 AM
The bears, angered by the sudden bath of regurjitated gelatinous material, turn and proceed to gnaw on Snauz's legs and use his scrawny arms for toothpicks.

Jolly never looks back.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on October 15, 2004, 10:44:09 AM
Jolly now almost completely exhausted and several miles away looks back and noticed that the bears are not following him so he stops.
"I wonder what happened to the bears?"
Jolly looks around and pants.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on October 16, 2004, 12:31:13 AM
snauz rezes.....puts on a huntin cap and grabs a bazooka......Im goin bear huntin.....jumping into his apachee he flys up and usins the radar to find the bears......about 2.5 km from hi currant posstion is were there at....snauz flys over the area and sees trhe bears knawin on his own bones.......snauz lauzche a missile attacj ontop of were the bears are....after that he jumps out and pulls out the bazzoka....lands and shoot 5 projectiles at the bears.....after the dust settles he sees a bear head and a buch of ash......there is no such thing as overkill
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on October 16, 2004, 02:14:37 AM
Opie starts to swear....

"Hey what in the........I've got something sticking out of my.......Why it's the......... (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/grenade.wav)   Hey Z, catch!!"




(There is a link in there you have to click on)

[Edited on 10-16-2004 by opiesilver]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on October 17, 2004, 02:00:55 AM
why was that up there......wow....opie your a starange creatuer....
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on October 17, 2004, 01:29:39 PM
Someone played with the programming.  Can't imagine who it was, CAN YOU Z?
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on October 17, 2004, 05:35:03 PM
Jolly Still standing out in the middle of nowhere finnally catches his breath. he pull out a digi-pad and types in a few taps and a shower pops up.

Jolly rinses the honey completely off and change uniforms.

He taps a few more times on the digi-pad and the shower disposes of its self and a scooter pops up. Jolly Ride to the action.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on October 27, 2004, 04:09:48 PM
SNauz blows up for no apperent reson
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on October 27, 2004, 04:44:43 PM
Just then Jolly Rode by.
*Splat!*
"awwgh!, He Snauz all over me!"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on October 28, 2004, 11:26:00 AM
ZW sticks a steel rod through the spokes on Jolly's scooter as he drives by and watches him do a full face gainer over the handle bars.

As Jolly lifts his head and looks around ZW holds up a sign...

4.2

and runs!
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on October 28, 2004, 11:42:19 AM
snauz respawns......"hmmmm i think my c4 pack got meesed with........let me see"

snauz stands on top of a hill overlooking a lake......snauz pulls a stero and hit play on the cd.....he grabs his C4 and stars headbagin to dick dales nitro.........snauz looks up and sees a dog surfin in the lake......."how odd" snauz contiues to play his C4
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on October 28, 2004, 02:17:27 PM
Jolly in despireation for revenge sees a rock and chucks it a ZW, It hits him on the head just shy of center. ZW Face plantes on the pavement. Jolly sits down and sighs, as he picks up some teeth he left on the ground,

[Edited on 10-29-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on October 28, 2004, 03:19:33 PM
ZW watches from afar a Jolly sneaks up behind Snauz ( not hard with the music at 150Db ) and quickly inserts a detonator into the C4 as Snauz finishes another upswing of the brick.

Jolly run fast, and ZW starts Fraps for the recording.

Snauz lowers the brick and swings it back at his head. contacting the detonator and the C4 explodes.

As the smoke clears we see Snauz standing there his upper torso blackend and smoke rolling off of him.

"Now THAT'S headbanging!"

He falls over backwards
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on October 29, 2004, 10:44:57 AM
Opie meanwhile is just sitting quietly behind some bushes with a laptop. He looks to be programming something......
"Time to upload this....."

Jolly once again reaches for his data pad and taps on it. He thinks it funny that it's so slow......then he notices the little red evil Opie icon in the corner.  "Oh Sh...."

Somewhere from orbit a satellite awakens. The main door swings open and a targeting array is deployed. In space you can never hear plasma cannons when fired.

Opie looks up and notices that his virus/os upgrade worked really quick this time. "Hey Mr. Snuggles, what's for lunch? Maybe a bit of roasted Jolly?"

"Oh yeah, Mr. Snuggle's, execute /scripts/plot/revenge/opie1/bunny please."

"The Bunny is loose......." purrs Mr. Snuggles.

Opie picks up his cell phone and dials ZWarrior. "Hello Z? Remember that last console reset? I dropped something into the PROM that I had been saving for you. Have a nice day!!"

Lets see how fast he can remember how to edit PROM memory from command line.....


[Edited on 10-29-2004 by opiesilver]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on October 29, 2004, 12:19:24 PM
"Mr. snuggles is out of control......" snauz retreats his command center...Snauz aproches a large metal door....a keypad is of to the side.......*click click click click* "Please say paswword" Jolly cant fight" says snauz. "voice cofermed.....enter secondary password: *type type type*


The doors spread apart......we now enter the demented lair of the snauz...........






As the metal doors magneticly seal and becom charged with 3500000000 volts. snauz sits at his computer......
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on October 29, 2004, 01:16:52 PM
:rolling:rolling:rolling

You all crack me up!
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on October 29, 2004, 06:08:44 PM
Snauz sits down at his console....."WHAT?!!  How could it be?"  HE just noticed the mark of Opie....:evil

Somewhere far off in the distance a strange metalic laughter rang out from a rifle and the horizon lit up once again.
"Ummm, Master, do you think they will ever learn that you don't ever mess with a BOFH?"

"No Snuggles," Opie sighes, "they never will.  They only need to learn one thing."

"Whats that Master?"

"Never mess with the sysadmin, for they are quick to anger and they have the root password."
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on December 03, 2004, 11:42:11 AM
ZW watches as Jolly climbs into his trusty Jeep to head across the map.

He quickly ties the anchor onto Jolly's rear axle and attaches the anchor (http://www.ambushsite.com/forums/viewthread.php?tid=762&page=1#pid15673) to a nearby, newly created, lightpole.

He then retreats to the shadows and quickly dials Opie's comm number...

"Hello?"

"Turn on your overhead spycam and point it at my location, zoom level 4"

"What's up?"

"Just do it, Trust me. "

Jolly revs the engine and innocently launches off down the street, his axle still sitting on the ground where he started.

ZW can hear Opie laughing clear across the map.

ZW shifts off in the shadows being sure to turn off the locate function on his comm-unit, to prevent anyone tracking him again.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on December 03, 2004, 12:18:56 PM
Jolly Makes a U turn and heads back for ZW
Jolly Steps on the gas as ZW Comes into sight

*Thump**Scrape*

Jolly Looks back at ZW and see nothing but a mess
Good thing I engaged 4x4
Jolly Drives off Dragging his tail behind him.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on December 03, 2004, 01:54:00 PM
ZW pulls himself together, and notices Snauz standing on a corner picking his nose.

A few taps on the comm-pad, and Snauz hears a whistling noise above him.  He looks up in time to see an anchor just above him approaching rather quickly.

BLANG!!

Heh, now THAT'S using your head!

He ducks into conveniently created warp hole to his bunker before Snauz comes to and logs the now bent anchor at him.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on December 03, 2004, 02:36:47 PM
Jolly Sets the cruise control and hops out
*tap*
Jolly Appears in front of ZW
"Holo-Gramm For ZWarrior"
ZW Startled exclaims "Uh"
"Holo-Gramm For ZWarrior"
"I'm Him"
Jolly Hands Him A  Package
And vaporizes.

ZW getting his sense back Runs the package through an analyzer to see if it has any thing that could be harmful to his health.
*Bink*
"It comes up clean lets see what it is"
ZW Opens it up and is a bottle of BAWLS
ZW being thirst drinks it down
only to look in the box after he consumed the whole bottle
does he notice the packaging for Turbo LAX brand Laxative.

*gurgle,gurgle*
ZW suddenly has a sense of urgency.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on December 03, 2004, 04:29:17 PM
Snauz looks at what is in his supplies and finds c4 and a remote.....Wraping the C4 around him he arms the remote and runs...Zw is bent behind a tree but that target is not Rightt to attack Right now......jolly is cruising along so snauz waves him down and jolly asks what.......snauz replies " hold this" jolly being gullible does and snauz pulls out a glock 9mm and shoots jolly in the head....taking the remote before jolly lets go snauz de-arms it and programs the remote to detonate on hard impact...........snauz loads the C4 and puts the remote on the bumper......Time to drive
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on December 03, 2004, 04:47:21 PM
As Snauz is tooling down the road, ZW pulls out the handy dandy comm-pad and cues a house sized boulder in the road.

Without sufficient time to respond Snauz hits the house/boulder and blows the Jeep, Jolly's body, and himself into leetle, bitty, teeny, weeny pieces that cover Opie and Wolvy in schmutz.

ZW sees the last part and starts running shouting, "Dragon did it, Dragon did it!"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on December 04, 2004, 01:23:14 AM
"Man I lost another good Jeep!"
Jolly Pops out his data pad and types acouple of sentences in andhits the send button.
*BEEP BEEP BEEEP*
ZW's Com-Pad starts to vibrate and beep in his pocket.
"INCOMING MESSAGE FROM JOLLY ROGER"
ZW taps on the message to open it.
"Thanks, couldn't you have not harmed my Jeep.
BTW Theres a piece of me on your back. Just to let you know"

[Edited on 12-4-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on December 04, 2004, 02:35:12 PM
pulling out a sword snauz stats to stalk around the game feild and sees jolly using a data pad......and he puts it in his pokiet he is impaled by a long cold metal object....snauz has attacked
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on December 04, 2004, 04:10:10 PM
The sword drops to the ground and the Image of Jolly looks back at Snauz.
"Holo-Gramm for Snauzberries"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on December 04, 2004, 11:28:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by [303]snauzberries
pulling out a sword snauz stats to stalk around the game feild and sees jolly using a data pad......and he puts it in his pokiet he is impaled by a long cold metal object....snauz has attacked


the worse part is that this has been posted SINCE we added the spellchecker!!

LOL!!
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on December 04, 2004, 11:29:01 PM
*Whacks Snauz with a dead halibut*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on December 05, 2004, 02:15:11 PM
whats a speel cheker?
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on December 05, 2004, 07:21:08 PM
Little does Snauz know but while he was reading the last post Jolly has been pulling a loose stitch in Snauz's uniform and at this time unraveled 2/3 of it. still running away from Snauz he has done nothing yet.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on December 05, 2004, 11:24:14 PM
bRRR ITS A BIT DRAFTY HERE
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on December 06, 2004, 10:47:37 AM
*Drops a mouse into Snauz's now open uniform*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on December 06, 2004, 06:10:12 PM
SQEEK!!!!!!!!!!!



there is a rodent in my pants!
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on December 07, 2004, 09:12:50 AM
"Here, let me help!"

Begins pummeling Snauz with a large oar.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on December 07, 2004, 04:03:04 PM
"carefull.......i have a exposive in my poc....."


BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




snazu is obltreated along with Z
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on December 08, 2004, 12:42:02 PM
*ZW picks himself up and attempts to dust himself off, only to find that the little bits of Snauz have combined with the dust to form a muck that smells remarkably close to the same scent that a diaper has 2 weeks after a diaper change.*

"Looks like a change of uniform is in order..."
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on December 08, 2004, 03:01:34 PM
Jolly Toodles on by,
"Fff-WHOA, ZW, Man you stink!, You Smell kind of like a diaper, 2 weeks after a diaper change."

Jolly grabs a can of lysol a hose ZW down.
*Sniff**Sniff*
" Nope, No help"

Jolly Runs off holding his breath.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on December 08, 2004, 07:57:14 PM
snauz sees Z tryin to get the Ou du snauz off him and detects lysol.......snauz walks up to Z, Smirks and throws a lit match on Z........in and istant the lysol on ZW is ignited and snauz enjoys the Zw bonfire
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on December 09, 2004, 12:23:04 PM
*ZW grabs the weenie roast stick away from Snauz*

"You have no idea what chemicals are in this flame!"

*drops a bucket of water over his head to douse the flames*

"Good thing I wear flame proof underwear!"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on December 09, 2004, 01:40:25 PM
:jawdrop:
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on December 09, 2004, 01:42:53 PM
*Jolly picks up his Jaw but is still stand beside himself*
"ZW, Warning Snauz!"
*Jolly Watch intently*
"He must be up to something"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on January 19, 2005, 01:29:15 PM
*Grabs a large stick and whacks Jolly's jaw back in place*

"Close yer mouth!  The flies are getting out!!"

*whacks Snauz up side the head*

"And that's just for general spite, birthday boy"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on January 19, 2005, 03:25:09 PM
*realigns his jaw*
"thank ZW, But I did need you to whack it that hard."
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on January 25, 2005, 04:15:12 PM
*grabs a tennis racquet and a gasoline soaked tennis ball*

"Hey snauz, let's play!"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: n1c on January 25, 2005, 10:34:52 PM
In Jumps ñ1ç . . .
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on January 25, 2005, 10:48:35 PM
n1c spawns on one of snauzes landmines  and is blown away from the start
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on January 26, 2005, 01:35:22 PM
Jolly stands in a field surrrounded by flowers.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on January 26, 2005, 02:43:09 PM
Jolly starts to see movement in the flowers. To his shock, he starts to hear singing..."We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild..etc.." The next thing he sees is about 20 of them pop out from all over the flower field. They are all dressed up like ninja's. They were armed with staffs and num-chucks. Jolly decided to outwit them by getting down on his knees and singing with them. But they used that to their advantage, now he was eye level. They pummelled him like he has never been pummelled before.  

:shame:
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on January 27, 2005, 09:36:15 AM
wolvy is on the ground laughing at the work th ninjas did to jolly.....little does he know snauz was one apart of the lolipop gulild.....snauz just got kicked out for bad spelling...wolvy sences somthing is near and stops laughing. A bright falsh of light apers and dissapers just as fanst.......snauz is standing in front of wolvy laught...."bye wolvy"

wolvy pulls his knife and charges at snauz. snauz laughs even harder
behind wolvy is his legs. snauz cut him in half....."cheers wolvy":beer:
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on January 27, 2005, 03:03:02 PM
ZW sits on a ridge nearby and watches as Snauz plays Ginzu Knife Master with Wolvy's helpless body.  

He draws up the sniper rifle and fires a silenced round and shatters the "unshatterable" knife blade.

He fires again, and Snauz feels a pain shoot through his right leg, then his left.

Snauz reaches down with his hands to staunch the blood flowing from both his legs and another round enters his right arm and exits his left.

ZW fires one last time and snauz loses conciousness as the bullet pulls his brains out of his head through his ear.

ZW moves off quickly before anybody can figure out where he fired from, keeping a close eye on the ground and the sky for others.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on January 27, 2005, 08:04:22 PM
Ohhhhh!!!   Silencer??   Opie heads off to his lab with Mr. Snuggles in hand.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on January 28, 2005, 11:44:51 AM
Jolly enters a cave and xhuts the door behind him. he walks of to the kitchen and looks at rhe fridge. he opens it up and grab some misc. food. shut the fridge and walks over to the living room.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on January 28, 2005, 03:08:08 PM
snauz respawns in his lap....perect......"Amazing....even afetr it has been dystoyed it still stands"

walking over to his weatehr macines snauz decids some fog is in order.......outside fog covers the land...a think no visabiliuty fig

snauz grabs his thermal googles and loads up with a 4 sileced pistols and a mp5

gunna have sme fun
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on January 28, 2005, 10:03:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by [303]snauzberries
snauz respawns in his lap....perect......"Amazing....even afetr it has been dystoyed it still stands"

walking over to his weatehr macines snauz decids some fog is in order.......outside fog covers the land...a think no visabiliuty fig

snauz grabs his thermal googles and loads up with a 4 sileced pistols and a mp5

gunna have sme fun



* ZW scratches his head and shakes the translator, but all that comes out is more smoke. *
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on January 28, 2005, 11:03:57 PM
snauz hears  grumbles  and coming from a bright orage figure in his viewfinder.....snauz jumps in the air nija style and lands next to zw...

pullin out a gun snauz points it at ZW head .......*click*

judging by the redidish formation snauz sees forming in ZW pants he just wet himself....

snauz puts out a clip, loads it and shoots ZW in the legs, the arms and through the ear.....
 
snauz  walks away tword anothe blip of orange in the distant
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on January 29, 2005, 12:10:33 AM
ZW grabs the micro-gravy gun and aims for Snauz's feet.  As his feet become heavier, ZW aims at Snauz's head and it becomes lighter.

The fun begins as Snauz's lack of consistent gravity tears him apart.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on February 11, 2005, 08:45:15 AM
stupid anti newton weapons......
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on February 11, 2005, 09:56:50 AM
I'm confused did you shoot gravy at his feet and head...or change the 'gravity' settings for his head and feet?

Either way it would be fun to watch!  :rolling:rolling:rolling
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on February 11, 2005, 10:19:58 AM
Gravy = Gravity

messing with the Gravitons here bud.

*Gives Snauz another shot with the gravy gun*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on February 11, 2005, 11:27:54 PM
snauz is wearing his turky suit.......HA......now what Mr.ZW
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on February 11, 2005, 11:33:33 PM
*SCHICK-SCHICK*
*KER-POW-OW-WOW*
"Wow What a turky I didn't even need a Turkey call to nab this one."
"Have ZW, you wanna have some turkey?"
"..."
"?"
"This Turkey looks strangly familar..."
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on February 11, 2005, 11:38:34 PM
a high piched sound is emmiting from the turkey
"jooly do you here that"
"yea ZW i do"
"SURPRISE"

*KA-BOOM!*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on February 14, 2005, 09:33:54 AM
ZW picks the remnants of Snauz's turkey off his uniform and whacks Jolly in the back of the head with his gravy gun.

"Next time pull it out when the little pop up button POPS!!!"

I hate dry turkey. :swear:
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on February 14, 2005, 03:46:24 PM
SORRY:D
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on May 10, 2005, 03:20:49 PM
Anderson lands in front of Snauz who is holding a active Granade

" Keep the pumling in VFF"

*KA-Boom!*

All that was left is the pin from the Grenade.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 10, 2005, 03:22:14 PM
OOOO the ring trick.....owww
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 10, 2005, 07:14:35 PM
Snauz is on a hill with his thermo-nucular binoculars and he see anderson walking along...
pushing a button his  high intesity microwave  beam is activated


Anderson stops to look around and  starts to eat a twinky....sudenly he twinki exploads in a creamy mess...

alamed anderson looks around

He freezes and stares at his hand whic is bubling and with a loud scream exploads like his ex-twinky

"rockets away indeed Mr.A"


[Edited on 5/11/2005 by snauzberries]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Mr_Anderson on May 10, 2005, 07:40:24 PM
*While Snauz is distracted by the show Mr. Anderson pulls out a remote*

Oh where is that Snauz I wonder?

*Sees Snauz on the remotes screen*

Oh there he is.

*Pushes a red button*

Nuke Away!!
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 10, 2005, 09:01:11 PM
Hearing a faint roaring sound in the air snauz pulls up his pda and sees a missile has been lauched from a location 3km from his location....

He reaches into his satchel and pulls out 3 sphere like objects and places the in a triagular shape aroud him...Next he puuls out his sniper rifle and zooms on the location of the missle lauch and sees nothing......."shoot"

pulling out his pda snauz says "Shield activate"

a blue bubble is formed around snauz

He turns off all his electronics and puts the batteryes in his sachel....pulls out some sungalsses and watches as a roket heads his way

"I love a mushroom cloud in bloom...and lucky only the beloved m.snuggles can penetate it....."

snauz pulls out a note pad and writes on it

things to do
1.get mr snuggles
2. love mr. snuggles
3.toement jolly
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Mr_Anderson on May 10, 2005, 10:50:55 PM
*Snauz then wakes up from his dream*

"Puerfect" Snauz says

*The nuke hits and destroys everything in site*

*Mr. Anderson mutters*

Thats for hitting my twinkie.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 11, 2005, 08:21:34 AM
ZW awakens from his nap to hear the roar of a 100Megaton warhead going off in the area.

he wanders over to the security panel in his lair, checks the screen, and then taps a few keys.

All Snauz, Jolly, and Anderson see is a bright flash of light, then they are small piles of ash which are quickly spread but the prevailing winds.

"It's good to be the evil master of technology."

He verifies that the security system is still active, as are the shields and jammers, then retires to his bed again.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Mr_Anderson on May 11, 2005, 12:09:18 PM
Luckily Mr. Anderson is able to jump into the matrix before anybody notices

"Z thinks he can get me. I'll show him!"

Mr. Anderson starts messing with Snauz and Z computer equipment.

"That will show them!"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on May 11, 2005, 12:28:41 PM
Jolly was Monitoring the changes that we're made to Z Computer Equiptment. Because Jolly kows better doesn't do anything to Fix it. He whips out a PDA and taps a couple of button and de-rezzes from the game. As he leaves he shakes his head. and mutters "you have no idea what yo just did, Mr_Anderson."
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 11, 2005, 02:32:01 PM
A soft tone rouses ZW from his nap again.  He turns to his pad and notes that Tripwire is showing attempted changes in the core software of his lair, adn the VFF.

ZW clicks the "Deny" button and reverts all the code to previous original versions.  He then opens the IDS app and tracks the culprit to his node and releases the AuthorityBot Mk12 to that location.

The AuthorityBot Mk12 arrives at Anderson's location and removes the link he was using to connect to the systems, locking him into the Matrix without an exit.  Then the connection is modified and Anderson suddenly finds himself in a tutu with a desire to dance swan lake, all while chanting "I've been p0wn3d by ZW's m4d l33t sk1lzs!"

After 10 minutes the AuthorityBot Mk12 shuts down the node causing Anderson to cease to exist in the Matrix and further.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 11, 2005, 03:32:08 PM
snauz retreats to his liar once again..."Activate Mr.snuggles code: Jolly can fight"

snauz thinks " heh jolly can fight is the best password cause it is not true"


snauz walks to the moniter which is displaying and map with a red blip
"ahh there It is...the prsius mr. snuggles

Computer: "Warning....Warning Anderson is attemting to hack the system"

anderson disconcted

"odd...must have been jolly"

Snauz loads the information on his pda and puts on his nija suit and grabs his black hole pack
"can hold the whole univese and than some" :D


"Now for Mr.snuggles"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 12, 2005, 05:28:00 PM
The hatch of snauzs domain opens.....and out pops snauz....Than the door closes...how quaint

Travling across the map snauz see mr.A tieing hios shoe

"tempting but NO! I must gey Mr.snuggles...well......"

*punt*

anderson faceplant into the mud

"it wass too tempting"

Snauz continuse his prusiut of the precius....wait....Mr.snuggles...i dont need a lawsuit over copr right laws....

Atlast snauz sees opie with The weapon

"Alas opie....fate has brought us here"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on May 13, 2005, 10:30:55 AM
ZW turns on the monitor and his "eye-in-the-sky" bot sends him a feed of Snauz and Opie just a sSnauz tells Opie to surrender Mr. Snuggles to him.

"This should be good."

*throws some popcorn in the microwave and, grabs a Bawls, and settles into the Laz-boy to watch the show...*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 13, 2005, 03:07:43 PM
Snauz looks up in the sky and say

"i hate those things"

He reaches ito his satche and pulls out 1ft silver rod.....Jummping up he reveals that the rod is attualy a dual light saber...*vwoom*

snauz lands on the ground and the "eye in the sky is intact"

opie: " you will need more than poor attacts with that thing to get Mr. Snuggles"

*KABOOM*

snauz" I love the pause before the boom"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Mr_Anderson on May 13, 2005, 03:22:08 PM
Mr. Anderson awakes in a room still in the Matrix.

"At least Snauz and Z did not find the hidden virus that allows me control of their weapons"

Mr. Anderson hacks into Z's computer

"Ahh, here is the exit!  Now to get back at him"

While Z got up to get his popcorn, Mr. Anderson sneaks up and tasers him till he is unconscious.

"Now what shall I do??"
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on May 13, 2005, 10:49:42 PM
Lighning strikes as snauz and opie are staring at each other.


snauz is holding a claymore and is redy for battle aginst mr. snuggles

snauz reaches into his sathel and pulls a glove out and puts it on one hand

Opie charges and pulls a knife from his side...snauz holds out his gloved hand and a shield appears

"A light shield wont protect you form this"

Snauz smirks as as opie aims Mr.snuggles and pulls the triggler

A blueish green light is coming from the barrel

"Opie you forgot....I made that mr.snuggles......MR.SNUGGLES COMMAND: I AM YOU SERVEAT YOU SHALL FLOCK MY SHEEP!"

the greenish blue light dissapers and opie is stuuned

"wha....what did you do to it?"
"i knew this day whould come so i programed some commad lines to shut it down"

"Tu...Turn it back on you fool"

:clap:
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on May 14, 2005, 02:13:26 PM
Opie sensing the trap taps a small button on his watch.  Suddenly all power in Mr. Snuggles and in Snauzes glove are gone.

"What the....?" Snauz mumbles.

"That's what you call a mini EM pulse.  Only works as a line of sight defense weapon since the ground will stop the pulse, but since you are right here in front of me you have no way to escape."

Snauz pulls out his PDA only to find it completely dead too.  He then looks up to find Opie standing right in front of him.  An alkaline taste washes trough his mouth.

"You still rely on technology too much Snauz.  It makes you weak."  Opie reaches over and pulls the knife from Snauzes throat.  "You're weak and the weak only exist to justify the strong."

Snauzes body slumps to the ground.  It too is now devoid of life.

"Too bad Z could see that.  Wonder when he'll notice the satellite is offline"

[Edited on 5-14-2005 by opiesilver]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on June 02, 2005, 11:00:19 AM
*Snauz's body tumbles from the sky and lands on Opie*

He looks down at his other body, rubs the mark on his posterior where ZW kicked him into the thread, and wanders off.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on November 23, 2005, 01:47:58 AM
Snauz looks around and swears he heard a crickit chearp

"HELLLO!"

"its dead in here"

"hmmm"


Snauz reaches into is wonderful bag off goodies and pulls out a bawls and sets it in a clearing.


Jolly is wondering and hears "HELLO" from close by.
He goes tword the sound caustiously.

Snauz is hidding in a bush near his bawls. he sees jolly apear in the clearing.

'yes thats it' snauz thinks as jolly looks at the bottle very carefully.
he goes for the grab...i mean serously, who can resist the bottle of bawls.


*snap*

the mousetrap style device snauz camoed on the bawls just cut off jollys hands.

Snauz pulls a stun gun from is pocket and shots it at jolly droping him like a brick.

"Need a hand?...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" snauz says.

snauz ties jolly up with his bledding nubs pointing forward

Snauz grabs a bowl of waht seems to be water...little does jolly know it contains 84.876% salt.

Snauz grabs a towl and saks it...than places it on the fleahwound....jolly Scraems in pain.

"ok im bored" says snauz

snauz walks away and jolly hears a engine of a blackhawk startup......5 mins later snauz is hoviering verticaly above jolly. the rear proplere is getting dagourusly close to jollys head.


*cenored*


snauz is flying a heli and whild stunting above jollys head he feels a unknown loss of stability.

he jumps out and pulls his partute...


*Boom*

15 mil dwn the drain again

snauz finds jolly is mostly one peics......and looking like the scene in phantasmagoria were your in the chair and you pulll the leaver too soon
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on November 23, 2005, 10:12:19 AM
Jolly De-rezzes
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on November 24, 2005, 01:58:37 AM
Snauz is bored......Grabbing a nade he pulls the pin and holds it


4

3

2

......Hey look a bunny

2


WAIT O....


*boom*
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on November 24, 2006, 02:13:34 AM
A year later, the pancake is still protecting the bunny and Snauz is missing a few fingers.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on March 06, 2007, 10:29:17 AM
ZWarrior sneaks up to Jolly and sets Det packs around him as he languishes in the rut he has found.

ZW sneaks away to a safe distance and hits the button on the radio detonator.

*crickets chirp*

"Crud, forgot the batteries again!"

He slips fresh batteries into the detonator and Jolly is quickly removed from his rut in a flashy, most glorious fashion.  Although he may need a few band-aids now.

Cleanup on aisle 6.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on March 06, 2007, 02:00:10 PM
Snauz grabs a mop and heads to the fresh hole made in the italian food asile......wait thats not ragu
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on March 06, 2007, 02:21:03 PM
A head lands next to Snauz.

"No that's not Ragu, its me!"

Snauz gets startled be this and jumps.



(jolly posted this)

[Edited on 3/6/2007 by snauzberries]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on March 06, 2007, 02:46:58 PM
Starled by the talking Ragu snauzb grabs his Weapon of 1337ness (http://wow.blupp.net/item.php?id=410996) and makes the hole of ragu bigger

[Edited on 3/6/2007 by snauzberries]
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on March 07, 2007, 10:57:52 AM
ZW looks around the corner and flips Snauz some spaghetti.

Here, this might go with it. ;)
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on June 28, 2007, 02:22:00 PM
Umm Snauz, 3 months later and the mess is still here.

*Hands him a fresh mop*

*Fires a round in Opie's direction to wake him up.*

Hey, quit sleeping with that thing.  You never know where that crazy rifle of yours has been.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on June 28, 2007, 09:04:36 PM
After a shower and a new set of cloth snauz spawns in and sees opie throwning a dirty look Zwarriors way and possibly a new pair of pants in in the question for opie.


Snauz reaches into his bag and pulls out a laptop and cell phone

HE begins to connct to the internet to set in some cords for a carpet bomb
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on June 29, 2007, 08:23:39 AM
Hearing the subtle drone of Snauz's bombers, ZW pulls out his trust helmet (with optional umbrella upgrade) and prepares for the noise and confusion.
Title: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on June 29, 2007, 10:43:14 AM
Snauz goes to google and looks order a trust helment and than throws the laptop at the back of andersons head and ducks for cover
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on October 23, 2007, 09:09:03 PM
The bomb, since defeated and defused, falls harmlessly at Snauz's feet.

He looks down, looks up, looks down again, and scratches his head in confusion...  Just as the bullet enters one ear and passes through, exiting out the other.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Boomslang on October 24, 2007, 06:34:56 AM
Not doing any damage because it was a clean shot, he gets up and walks away.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on October 24, 2007, 08:35:00 AM
not to mention the lack of vital organs.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on October 24, 2007, 10:06:30 AM
ZW pulls out his touch pad and punches a few keys.

A red glow surrounds Boomslang and Jolly as they joke about Snauz's apparent lack of anything important.

Boom: *sniffing* "Do you smell something?"
Jolly: "Um, yeah I do.  Is it me, or is it getting warm in here?"

The red glow increases and suddenly both disappear in a flash and a cloud of dust.

ZW: "Man I love that Microwave ray."

*ZW fades into the shadows*
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on October 24, 2007, 09:06:37 PM
After being converted to a microwave signal from ZW's attempt to scorch him, Jolly Floats around the field in his new state. After a few minutes he is absorbed in to a strange place.

Upon realizing were he is he starts to get to work reprogramming ZW's Touch pad, altering a few things here and there. After a few minutes of work and hope that no alarms go off to let ZW know what was happening the mod was finished.

[Beep - Beep]
ZW looks at his touch pad. Puzzled he touches the screen.

A picture of Jolly's face appears on the screen.

Followed by the messaged "OWN'd"

Just then He felt his touch pad get really warm, and all the remote charges on him arm.
"Oh crap"

[BOOM!]

I explosion of Flesh and cloth and bone fill the area.

Jolly respawns

*shakes his head*
"Microwave form is interesting"
 
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on October 25, 2007, 08:47:10 PM
*ZW steps from the shadows with his uniform in tatters and his touch pad still smoking.*

Who installed the Windows on my pad?

JOLLY!!!

*Watches as the sky begins to destabilize and the clouds start to swirl.*

Hmm, might be time to take cover while reality tries to recover from that explosion.  Hopefully the fail-safe code works, otherwise we are bound to see som really weird things.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on October 25, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Just then a Zebra  with two heads walks up a licks ZW in the face.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on October 26, 2007, 07:20:46 AM
ZW grabs it by the mane, shoves it in Jollys door and runs the other way.

Referee or not, I am not taking any chances that it's loaded.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on October 30, 2007, 01:10:12 PM
Snauz feels a tug on his new mane as he is shoves in a door....

HE enter and it is nice and dark in side



Not senseing any movoment snauz passes gas from his newly found zebra butt
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on November 01, 2007, 07:02:24 PM
ZW keys up the code monitor and sees Jolly drop from lack of oxygen due to a recent flatulent expulsion from a zebra.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on November 02, 2007, 02:15:21 PM
Unbeknownst to everyone, the zebra flatulence was the code to activate the secret "EAF" project. "EAF" stands for "Everyone Automatically Farts" Project. It has been an on going nuerological science project that Snauz has been working on. His plan: "To take over the world using Nuerological Fart Technology!"  :shocked2:

When activated, it forces everyone within a 100 mile proximity to uncontrollably release a continual and natural zebra fart out of their mouth and then automatically inhale it through their nose. This continues for the next 30 minutes.

While this is happening 100 "EAF" robots go around all of the 100 mile proximity and place Zebra Butt masks on everyone affected.

Snauz is cruel!
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on November 02, 2007, 03:27:13 PM
** ZW blind types the reset codes for the virtual world and the zebra masks are removed from all the entities in the virtual world.  He then taps a new series of codes into the newly secured, non-windows based, control pad.  (Note that this pad also does not use x86 architecture so he isn't too worried about failed cpu issues.)

Snauz suddenly finds himself chin deep in peach jello.**

(Wolvy must be really bored at work today.)
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: snauzberries on November 06, 2007, 12:44:44 PM
Snauz Feels a strange senstation as if the whole world around him is being reset.
 Suddenly he finds himself in a pool of jello.


"well this is award"


With all his might snauz headbutts the jello breaking the Surface and begins to suck.

With Extrodinay force snauz inhales around 1.3tons of jello in a single suck...



-------------------------------------------------

Zw is standing by his console thinks wolvy need to work more when he sees a little +1 float infront of him than disapper

he checks in console again and sees that he just got a point from killing snauz.

Zw muttes

"snauz sucks so bad that he probly killed himself from inhaling the jello"
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on November 06, 2007, 09:58:31 PM
"Death by Jello" Jolly chuckles.

Toddling over to Snauz's corps. Jolly kicks it and laughs as Snauz's corps jiggles.

Jolly starts to walk away, when he see a dark figure in the shadows of a rock.

Drifting over to see what is going on he realizes its ZW.  Joly floats up behind  ZW and sticks his head right next to ZW's head.

"Whats up" shouts Jolly.

ZW stumbles forward in shock.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on November 08, 2007, 03:16:21 PM
ZW watches as Jolly tries to spook his doppleganger.  He laughs as it topples over from the encounter with Jolly.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on January 19, 2008, 08:30:23 PM
ZW takes careful aim with his Sniper MkVI and shots an apple off of Snauz's forehead as he rests from too much Jello.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on January 21, 2008, 04:44:48 PM
Meanwhile, Opiesilver checks his laptop on more time just to make sure all the appropriate scripts are running and clicks the stealth button.  It's taken months to get that software perfected.  Opie sets the laptop down and transports back to the surface.

Hmmm...no one around....well, they will all be trying to find me soon enough......
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on January 22, 2008, 07:22:11 AM
*ZW answers the alert on his cpad*

Hmm, Opie seems to have re-entered the fray.  Wonder when we will see his handiwork?

*spots Jolly seated outside a local cafe eating spaghetti and drinking a Bawls, oh so peacefully*

Oh, this just won't do, now will it?

*takes aim at Jolly and fires...  The bottle of Bawls flies off the table and spills out empty on the floor*

No one gets Bawls if I don't get Bawls.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on January 22, 2008, 09:21:52 AM
ZW turns around to see a Crisp Bawls with beads of sweat glistening on the bottle, sitting unopened with a nice ribbon on it.

"To: Z, From: Jolly" Neatly scrawled on a note attached to the ribbon.


Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on January 22, 2008, 12:09:05 PM
*ZW grabs the tag on the sure-to-be-boobytrapped bottle and changes the text*

"To: Opie, Love and Kisses: Jolly"

Oh the fun this should bring.  If it isn't booby trapped... I am surely going to miss that draught.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on January 23, 2008, 10:25:15 PM
So there I was just walking down the street and I see this ice cold bottle of bawls on a table with a note addressed to me.  In the past I would have been seriously drawn to this but because I was tired of being a fat bastard operator from hell I just pass it by.  I do however tap a button on my wrist pad and watch the bottle shimmer for a second and then I walk away.  I just keep my head down and snicker to myself......
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on January 24, 2008, 08:21:55 AM
*ZW watches from the shadows as Opie walks by and "ignores" the bottle.  He notes the sudden shimmer of the bottle and realizes this has suddenly gone from fun prank to deadly fun.  He quickly leaves the area, leaving a camera to observe the bottle.*

"Something tells me that that ground zero is somewhere around 50 miles across."
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on January 24, 2008, 11:33:20 AM
Jolly, Quickly finishes his spagetti with one last slurp.

He has noticed that things are not as they seem.

Jolly quickly takes action and taps his belt buckle.
He walks away quickly to find a safe place.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on January 24, 2008, 08:20:28 PM
Opie quickly turns into the alley and taps the live video feed from a supposedly unused military satelite.  He watchs ZW and Jolly runs like little girls.  It's too funny. 

"Man, all I did was swap the contents of that bottle with tobasco.  You'd think I was out to kill them or something.  That's not part of my plan at all."

Opie turns back towards the street and then he's gone...."got to love quantum physics".   The whole world shimmers.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on August 07, 2009, 02:09:51 PM
ZW runs a series of diags on the bottle and discovers the chemical composition of the bottle has been changed from Bawls to... TOBASCO!?!?

THAT'S JUST WRONG!

He quickly runs a scan looking for living entities in his area and filters for bio-rythms matching those of Opie and his tech equipment.

He slide the sniper rifle out the fire port and drops a shot off at Opies hunkered form in the alleyway.

Opie jumps as his wrist comp is suddenly ripped from his wrist and sprayed in thousands of pieces.  He knows ZW must be responsible since it didn't involve food in any way.  He quickly moves into new cover to avoid any follow-on shots from above.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on August 09, 2009, 01:07:39 PM
Jolly slams the entire bottle of what is now Tabasco with out even flinching. He looks at Opie and smile as his arm bleed profusely. He then disappears into the shadows with a satisfying belch.

ZW looks with amazement at the feat that he just witnessed.

Jolly chuckles and returns to his hiding spot.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on August 10, 2009, 07:43:23 AM
ZW watches as a mosquito lands on Jolly and takes it's turn at the tap.  After completing it's feast the mosquito begins to fly off and promptly explodes in a large fireball.

ZW makes a mental note to invest in Tobasco as an explosive weapon.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on August 10, 2009, 01:37:34 PM
Safely back at the workcenter, Opie notices a slight mechanical impairment in the lower extremity of his arm.  *activating repair sequence*  Millions of nanites repair the damage in mere seconds.

Opie reviews the long distance video surveillance to see what happened.  Hmmm....one well placed sniper shot...one exploding mosquito....seems as though the self destruct for non human hosts works quite well.  It took me months to perfect the crystalline programming matrix in those little "helpers".  "Computer, activate real time surveillance of the target call Jolly"

*********

Jolly feels the sudden fireball behind him and smells his own burnt hair.  He dives for cover and raises his weapon to suppress enemy action suspecting ZWarrior was going for the easy frag.  No one is there.....   He whips out his bio scanner and to his amazement there are no life signs within 300 yards.  "WTH....."  He continues to scan for possible threats.....nothing.  A few seconds later he feels another fireball by his leg and smells his scorched skin.  He leaps around guns blazing away at nothing.  Feeling extreme fear he takes off running for an abandoned building.  Once inside and feeling slightly safer he starts to relax ad only then notices how bad his stomach feels.  "Oh no....I've got to find a bathroom...and quick"

*********

Meanwhile ZWarrior using his own observation methods from afar watches as Jolly runs towards the only bathroom left standing in town only to drop to his knees on feet from it's door.  Jolly grabs his head and starts shaking violently.  He begins screaming something unintelligible and then his facial features suddenly and without reason begin to change.  Jolly curls up in a tight ball and ZWarrior can no longer see his face.  A few minutes pass and ZWarrior thinks that at least he was smart enough not to drink the entire bottle of that crap Opie had planted.  ZW assumes that he just witnessed the painful end to the Jolly Roger but then Jolly staggers to his feet....something isn't right...he's somehow taller...Jolly stands fully upright...his back to ZWarrior.  Yeah something definitely isn't right...  Jolly slowly turns around and has.....Opie's face!!

*********

Opie sits back and pops open a can of his new favorite drink, Big Red, and continues to watch with bemusement....I look so much better in stereo....time to watch ZWarrior for a while.

*********

ZWarrior is dumbstruck when he realizes that he's not feeling well either....could it have been something in the Tabasco?
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on August 11, 2009, 04:24:33 AM
ZW's PDA starts to beep alerting him of a new SMS message. Still stunned by the events that just happened he is startled by the alert. He looks at his PDA and presses the read message button.

'Scanning for viruses...'

A half of a second later the message pops up and reads: "It's the mosquito's. Avoid. Tabasco is safe. -Jolly"

Jolly's newly installed neuro-tranceiver has uplinked with a sms gateway and sent a brief message before it self destructed after the attack by Opie.
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on August 12, 2009, 10:15:12 PM
ZW activates his personal virus scanner and scans himself for any discrepancies.

'Atomic and Digital anomalies found -- 231'

"Opie!!!!  I am so going to kill that bugger."

ZW begins the process of cleansing the anomalies in a safe location...
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on August 13, 2009, 01:02:05 AM
"Don't try it Zwarrior....just accept your fate....those little babies self destruct when tampered with.  Ahh, the up-link is online....."

The nanobots have reused the material that was ZWarriors trigger finger to construct a narrow band full duplex up-link relay with a remote system on the moon.  As soon as the up-link went on-line Opie started to download the system security specs and databases form ZWarrior's PDA.

"That damn PDA is tied into everything he controls, except maybe his useless Blackberry.  Hell, it can't even take a decent picture.  Oh look...he's running a lightly patched Solaris 8.  Wonder if I can make it send his brain a UDP buffer overflow ping and reboot him."

At the exact moment that Opie sends his UDP ping command, ZWarrior lurches bolt upright and then topples over with a blank look on his face.

"WOOT!!  I warned him about the dangers of technology....at least OLD technology anyway.  Aww crap, he's rebooted already.  I swear that someday I will figure out how to build a processor faster than his brain.  Oh well, this little experiment is a success.  I'll just finish downloading his email.  Let's see.....4000 spam....3000 MS Technet Articles....tickets to the ballgame....emails from some guy named Del....this is all crap!!!  Where is the good stuff?  He's got over 250,000 messages saved to that thing...just how much memory does it have?  10tb on a microSD?  wow....  Oh good....here it is."

Opie finds the recipes folder....

"I have it....his secret ingredients."

Suddenly the DMZ locks down and goes offline....

"Nice....he tried booby trapping those....knew it was too easy.  OK, what do we have....encrytion keys, recipes, and a ton of useless emails.  Oh wait...what do we have here?  Jolly's last transmission...."it's the mosquitos".   LOL  He never realized that it was his nano infected blood that was making them explode."

Opie types a long string of commands into a console.  His finger lingers over the return key as if he's contemplating something.

"Well, time to activate the JOpieBot."

He presses the return key and reactivates an unused keyhole satellite still in orbit.   JOpieBot, who was formerly know as Jolly, begins to move.  The JOpieBots eyes are glowing a brilliant red....
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: ZWarrior on August 13, 2009, 09:15:12 PM
*At least somebody is getting hit by the muse*
Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: JollyRoger on August 14, 2009, 04:34:03 PM
Meanwhile up just above the clouds a small metallic orb floats. It has been there for some time now, just listening. It has been in a passive mode collecting data, decrypting encryption key, and mapping all the communication networks that have been established.

As it lost communication with Jolly's neuro-transceiver, it switched from passive mode to complete its task by any means necessary. 

in the next two and a half milliseconds...
It initializes a connection with Opie's nano-bot control station.
It opens up a data node with a microwave antenna.
It issues a set of instructions to the nano-bot control station and issues a reconfiguration command  to the nano-bots.
As this is being executed the microwave antenna is being realigned to aim at Opie's hideout.
in the next three milliseconds...
Now that the area around Opie's hideout is being flooded with microwaves, and the nano-bots have been reconfigured,
the small orb executes a small math equation to the nano-bot through the controller.
The final set of instructions are sent to the nano-bot and they start to resonate the with the microwaves.
This starts a feedback loop throughout the network of nano-bots and a singularity is created.
the entire quadrant that Opie resides in is sucked into the singularity, and then the singularity goes dormant.

The Orb goes back into passive mode and cloaks it's self.

Jolly re spawns in to the VFF and takes a look around.
"What a mess, ZW is going to be mad..."

Jolly quickly hides.






Title: Re: VFF - Mark 2.0
Post by: opiesilver on August 14, 2009, 07:19:50 PM
"Hehehehe....got to love Schrödinger...he was right about the cat.......and me too."

Opie's home base reappears fromseemingly nothing.

"Verschränkung!!!!!!"