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General => Whatever => Topic started by: ZWarrior on June 14, 2011, 11:46:50 AM
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Just thought I would throw up a thread for Woot item descriptions that were most memorable.
Take for instance the one for the Dyson DC28 Animal Upright Vacuum (http://www.woot.com/blog/viewentry.aspx?id=17997)
item discussion (http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=4512818)
An easy ride, over carpeted ground
Mini turbine head, gets the pet hair out
We are the dirty ones, on our filthy floors
For a whole lifetime – how long the filter’s good for
I clean for you
I got some crumbs and chunks of mud
Whoa-oh
Dander, pet hair, assorted crud
Whoa-oh
And I want
Airmuscle
Technology
Animal
And I want
Root Cyclone
‘Cause it sucks
Animal
My pet wolf, sheds all over the house
Pees with excitement when it sees a mouse
I’m suckin’ with the wind, that Root Cyclone
The particles get snared in the filter unawares
I never sneeze
I got some crumbs and chunks of mud
Whoa-oh
Dander, pet hair, assorted crud
Whoa-oh
And I want
Airmuscle
Technology
Animal
And I want
Root Cyclone
‘Cause it sucks
Animal
All based on the song Animal by Def Leppard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djv5GJndscI)