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Can I play too?  Please Daddy? Please? :cry:

I can see now that I have far too nice for far too long.  I picked on Wussboy for a while  and that's gotten boring to me.  I need someone new to harass for a while.  And no Rouge is not a fair target.  Poor guy can't even properly defend himself from KC.    Shame on some of you.

I think I'll target someone a bit more "high profile" this time.  No, not ZW.  Here's a tip;  NEVER pee in the moderators Cherrios.

Nope, this time it's going to be Zeet, the red diaper dopper baby liberal who can't tie his own shoes.  The man hides behind his rifle.  (as if it would protect him!) :lol

Zeet, ready or not, I'm coming for you.  Your going down!  :cry:

The Abit one I got only came with the drivers cd and adaptor cables for all the different outputs.

I just love dual monitors on a windows box.

Yeaaah...ummmm...ok.....

I think someone forgot their meds today.

The one I got came in the retail box at the price listed above.:rolling

As the last wisps of smoke billows away, ZWarrior steps up to Opie.  "Pull your self together!  I've had enough of these cheap frags form Beta.  It's time for you to show them how scoring is really done."

"Sir, yes Sir!" Opie shouts.  Before anyone can move, Opie has teleported out of the window and across the map.

Out of the corner of Wolverine's eye something moved.  He spins but is just too slow.  Opie sticks a flack cannon under his chin and pulls the trigger.  Wolverine head explodes and showers Opie in blood.  "Nothing like getting ready for the blood bath to come."

Once again Opie is on the move.  In and out of the shadows he moves quicker than any had thought possible. Spade sees him coming but doesn't stand a chance against Opie.  Opie somehow dodges every shot he fires from his rocket launcher.

As Opie draws nearer, he notices that the nuke has just materialized behind Spade.   Spade sees it as well and jumps back to grab it.  As he tries to turn in time to frag Opie, his vision turns red and then a brilliant searing white.  His life just ended as Opie teleports into the spot he just occupied.  "Ohhh..nice toy gun.  I'll give it back soon." :evil:  

Opie spies the flag.  "This is going to be too easy.  No one guarding the flag."  Opie grabs the flag and starts to flee, but in his way is the coward Morpheus.  "This one is for Zeet."  Opie dodges back around the corner and readies his sniper rifle.  As if on cue, Morpheus runs around the corner.    Kla-bam!  Opie just shakes his head and Morpheus' bounces off the far wall.  "Time to score."

Opie easily makes it out of the Beta's base and out into the open.  Woosh!  A rifle round barely missed Opie's head.  Opie looks over his shoulder and sees the entire Beta team hot on his trail.  "I guess they want their nuke back.  I might as well show them how it works."  Opie turns around and starts running backwards without even breaking stride.  Ka-Woosh!  The missile streaks towards it victims.  Beta team tries desperately to dodge but are too close.  In a blinding flash of light the entire team vaporizes, leaving Opie all alone on the field.  "Opps, I think I killed them all again."

Opie enters his base to find everyone well positioned to defend the Alpha flag.  As Opie triumphantly scores the flag, ZW looks at Opie and says "is that the best you can do?  My mamma could have scored twice already."  Opie stares at the ground and says "You want scoring, I'll give you scoring." and proceeds to scores in bloodier fashion three more times in a row.

--OpieSilver :hat

How about "King of the melted ice cream sandwich"? :hubba:

It will be real interesting to see just what kind of teams they can field.  

Oh, did you also forget to mention just how bad my team of "just installed for the first time before the tourny" players whipped Beta's butt?  It wasn't just bad, it was ugly.  Total beginners spanking the great Beta team.  HAHAHAHA! :lol

Amazing just how quickly some things are forgotten.  Especially the bad memories.:cry:

I'll let you borrow the second book if you want.  Besides, we wouldn't really do anything like I've described above :evil except for in story form.  Right?!

Appearantly you have not read enough of the BOFH.  Should you choose to read this Sys Admin bible, you will learn of the evil Bastard Consultant From Hell.  Not quite as good as a full BOFH, but as a minor demon you can still inflict major amounts of pain and suffering upon those who try and waste your time.:evil

Back when I was getting out of the Air Farce, I did map my squadron commanders face onto one of the UT bots.  I got REALLY good at killing that bot.:evil

Seether, consider it done.