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General => Life => Topic started by: JollyRoger on January 24, 2005, 11:59:02 PM
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We should listen to our youth, they have some insightful wisdom.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.-Alan, age 10
2. No person really decides before they grow up who they are going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you
are stuck with.-Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then. -- Camille, age 10
2. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married
-Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
1. You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.-Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
1. Both don't want any more kids.-Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
1. Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. --
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
2. On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.-Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
1. I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. - Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
1. When they are rich.-Pam, age 7
2. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.-Curt, age 7
3. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.-Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
1. I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed
out. --Theodore, age 8
2. It is better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.-Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
1. There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin,
age 8
And the #1 Favorite is.......
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
1. Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
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Ain't children so very sweet?
So many wonderful answers, and so much wisdom.
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Sometimes Marriage isn't as hard as the adults think. lol :)
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now if we could only get kids to run our country we might go somwhere
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There would be candy wars.
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and Lemonade stands everywhere.
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heh, heh, Oohhh-Riiight. Lemon-aid
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and then on other corners there would be Coca-Cola and Pop-Rock! :dance:
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Gosh I have'nt done Coke and pop-rocks in forever.
Those were the days
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I didn't dare take them... you could EXPLODE!:rpg:
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:rolleyes: no you can't it is impossible, but you get great belches!
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:hotbouns:
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And there would be no great computer games......
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o but every nerdy kid becomes a great adult........somebody whoul;d make 'em
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But the kids would have a great war against the adults.
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yeah, kinda like me against Snauz.
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:lol