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General => Never Ending Stories => Topic started by: snauzberries on February 07, 2004, 11:00:23 PM
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*just add on to the last postt to crate a story that never ends.......unli it get shut down
There i was sorrounded by 3 men and a dog. They looked vicious, all ready to attak when sudenly....
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an AK-47 appears in his hands
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and a loly pop in the other.
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The dogs crouched to spring and I lifted the AK-47 and pull the trigger, while sucking on the lollypop.
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"nothing like a cherry flavored bloodfest
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Slowly the rosy ichor seeped into the snow staining the pristine landscape.
I shouldered the weapons and trudged off to the north...
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Sun sun is a dawn as I creast a snow covered hill...
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out of nowwher a mexican dude asked.......tu teine es tacos?
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I told him "No" and brushed by him, continuing on my way.
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suddenly the hills are alive with the sound of music...
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so i shut the tv off and went on
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In the distance the hills were growing into mountains, and the sky was darkening into dusk.
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The Birds start shreeking and are flying in masses away from the montains, The earth begains to tremble
[Edited on 2-12-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
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I dropped to my knee and fired rounds into the air. After the obligatory clouds of feathers, 3 birds fall to the ground.
"Hmm, dinner time."
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Suddenly ZW is surrounded by Park Rangers and asked for his hunting permit.....Knowing he may have dropped a few HENS, he..........
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, having a serious fear of Park Rangers, he ends up dropping a load in his shorts... (stinky winky):cry:
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And a puddle forms at his feet......:cry:
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*slush*Shush*
He tries to get some cover.
*slush*slush*
[Edited on 2-18-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
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but the park rangers amazing sence of smell lead them to z........"THERE IS NO PLACE SO HIDE WHEN YOU GOT SOILED SHORTS" they say in unision.
***Sorry had to make this sorta readable***
[Edited on 2-19-2004 by opiesilver]
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Z looks up and notices the incoming redeemer missile and drops another load as he scrambles to get out of range. The park rangers just watch and chuckle unknowingly.
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ZW tosses his soiled uniform into the impact area, and gets under cover.
the redeemer hits and evaporates the errant unknowing rangers and the soiled materials in the uniform.
After the blast and remnant radioactivity passes, he crawls from his hidey hole and recovers his now clean clothes.
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Rameg74 runs up with his smoking redeemer launcher and says, "Looks like you owe me lunch. I'm thinking Fazoli's sounds good."
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Jolly Drops from the sky
*Thump*
Can I come too, I am starved
*lifts his shirt to reveal an almost skeloton body*:D
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snauz appers and walks up to jollys boney underbelly, grabs, and pulls revealing the true image of jolly.....ewwwwwwww
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Grrr!:mad:
[Edited on 2-19-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
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Fatzolis?
OK
Begins sauntering off towards the nearest restraunt
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ZW, Rameg, and Jolly walk into "Fatzoli's"
Snauz limps behind after Jolly Kicks him in the knee.
"welcome to Fazoli's how can I help you?"
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"yes, ow, id like, ow dagint jolly u kicked me hard, a order, ow , of pizza ow"
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BOOM!
due to the explosive power of a snauzberry this fazolis has been flatted....but dont worry we are all still alive just somewhere else.......i have no clue what im saying....god help me
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ZW rises from the rubble, brushes the dust from his uniform, and looks around.
"Jolly, somebody needs to put a cork in that boy. Someday someone is gonna get hurt when he does that! Now about dinner..."
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"Z, Ihave had to put up with this kind of stuff for 16 years, and yet have I been able to 'cork him'. If you have any ideas I am game to try if they have not been already tried."
Bushing off the dust Jolly notices a little blood
he wipes it off with his shirt and stares at ZW
"now what's to eat?"
[Edited on 2-26-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
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this never ending story snauz pops up out of the rubble "that tingled whats for lunch z?"
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Jolly's hand jumps and plants it's self on Snauz's face. Snauz falls back into the rubble.
"How did that tingle" Jolly snaps
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it wansent me....well it was but not me.....it was snauz from VFF2.0 go talk to that one...i have a bone to pick with him also
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*pops out of nowhere and believing what snauz has said to be true begins to frantically look around for the other snauz* HELLOOOOOOOOO OTHER SNAUZ?! WHERE AAAAAARE YOOOOOOOOOUU? *takes ak-47* hmmm i like the colors.... can i have it pleeeeeaaase? Huh please? *totally forgets about the other snauz*
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I think it's time to loose my little pet rabit.
(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail177.jpg)
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*steps back into the view*
Hmm, it appears that the rabbit did the job for a while. time to liven it up again.
*Lobs a grenade into Snauz's soup bowl*
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Snauz throws his soup bowl in the microwave
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Dude, I just cleaned that from the last time you sprayed soup everywhere!
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Well if you whould stop trowng nade in my soup
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You're lucky we don't put one in your shorts!