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General => Taunting Room => Topic started by: Spade on April 25, 2002, 12:44:55 AM
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Post your everyday Taunts here so we can keep the other areas more for their purpose. Then we don't have to post to so many areas. Have fun and keep it clean.
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yeah you where just getting tired of going to 5 diffrent topics to find out just how bad we (silver and I) where dissing you!!! :lol
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Bless his heart, if you were to put his brain on the head of a pin, it'd roll around like a BB on a six lane highway.
[Edited on 4-29-2002 by ZWarrior]
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We've got to get some newbie's posting. How about Rogue? Or should I say, any cowardly members who don't post often. Now I'm not one to point fingers, (Kid A., Zeet, Morp, lighnstrik) but I need more people to converse with. I mean, bless there hearts, they probably don't have the combined IQ of a dead snail. :lol:rolling:lol
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That should rally the troops.
I guess they have to log on and read first though!
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Someone is bound to let them know. Talk bad about someone and word travels faster than the speed of light.
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Your right about the 5 areas, You guys are just not letting me keep my name on the last posted area at all. Kinda ticks me off. :):):):)
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I am going to call Rogue tomarrow and let him know he is missing out.
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that bb thing was a good one!!!
im suprized you could wake up the hampster long enuff to think of it
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HAHAHAHA...see, what did I just say?
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I'm need to hit the hay guys, It's been fun.
We will pick it up again another time.
See Ya!
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Originally posted by Spade
Your right about the 5 areas, You guys are just not letting me keep my name on
the last posted area at all. Kinda ticks me off. :):):):)
arnt you refering to me ;) :D
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Yeah but it'll be a long time before he has to jump on the wheel.
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well im the one with 94 posts and you only have like 60 so who is the slow one??? :lol
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g'nite|I
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You may have more posts, but I have a life. :b
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I have to be behind the wheel about 7:00 tomarrow morning to go to work.
Work is defined as phrase that forces one to go to bed at a time that allows him to get up again to make a living.
See ya8o
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I take that back...I used to have a life and now I've gone a doubled the number of posts I started with tonight. :*
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ouch ;( that stings
well i was out doing things untill 11pm today (with people) so there!!!
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My commute time is defined by how long it takes for my to answer my pager.
--Opie:hat
Nite all!
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Orrr....get to the coffee pot.
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:LOL
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you know i think the other guys are too skared to post, they know that we will domanate them. We will Rule them!
Ill pull the 2x4 out of spades head and start swingin :lol
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BOOM BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got FOUR countum 1, 2, 3, 4, STARS
:D :lol :rolling >D :) :cool: 8) :hat 8) :cool: :) >D :rolling :lol :D
[Edited on 4-25-2002 by Dragon Master]
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Good job Dragon, its to bad the stars don't come from content instead of number of posts. If it were content, you would still just have one star.:rolling
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and you wouldent have any... Oh Well!!!
:lol>D:lol
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Time for Taunts.....We have Rogue online now and he is collecting his thoughts....They have been a bit messed up since the last time we played....he continues to rehearse the events in his mind that continues to bring him back to the same results. Of course the results are not what he expected being the Warrior that his is but the results are exactly what has occured for the last 10 years..........What are they you say......
Tried to kill Spade...............I died
Tried to hide.......................He found me
Played dead.......................Killed me anyway
Tried a sneak attack..........He booby trapped the room
Got help from the boys......Killed them too!
Tried a reload for more speed......Waste of time........I still died
Switched to Spades team.......had 0 frags, Spade took them all
Suggested we play MOHAA......got him while he was remapping his keys.
Asked him to re-tweak my box just to avoid the frags.......He did.....Then said lets try it...........Dang!!! Back to being killed again
Asked him to play left handed........Said he already was!
Asked him if he had God mode turned on......he said what is that
Decided to look at the stats............
_S_P_(A!)_D_E_/
Frags...........................341
Gibs.............................42
(_ROGUE_/)
Frags...........................28
Gibs.............................6
Suicide Deaths.............17
Fain Deaths..................41
Camping.......................2Hrs13Mins
Time to Eat.................
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That was a GREAT ONE kenny! The left handed remark.."already was" had me rolling...
I have nothing of a taunt to type but I will say .... I thank everyone for allowing me to play UT with you. You are awesome players and it has been an honor.
Thanks. :)
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Man... What did I do to deserve all of this?
That was as cold as Moses' Toeses. :)
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WOOFEY's a suck-up
WOOFEY's a suck-up!
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Hey Rogue.......You see Wolverine backing down from the taunts now that you came on board.............Come on Woosie..........Just cuz we played together doesnt let you off the hook from getting taunted.........Your next. 8)
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What can I say..but..."Everyone is great at UT, and I just want to learn from you all! " (taunting bad, encouragement good)
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*{PINK}*
Wolverine's head is shifted off of his shoulders by a precise headshot from Rogue;s Ripper.
Wolverine falls to his knees patting around on the ground looking for something...
Spade preps his flak cannon and Rogue's ears perk-up.
Rogue spins around and sheves Spades head right off his body... "Lump-Lump-Lump"
NNNNNEXT!
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LLLOOK at all those STARS!!!!!:lol:rolling:rolling
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Level Lord What are you up toooo?!?!?!:o
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Rouge is great at UT! (?12?)
So is Spade.!!!! (?13?)
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Rogue not only took of my head but he just took away my stars. What did you do? Add them to your inventory. ZW will hear about this misuse of power and I will have my stars reborn.
Help.............Help..........Ive lost my stars. :lol
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you may have lost your stars...but you are still awesome at UT... :)
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I didn't know wolverines could be so nice....You have always told me how mean and furousus they were.
I'm confused. 8/
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I think that I am the cause of this sudden change in Wolverine. There are only two options as I see it...
1) beg forgiveness from wolverine.
2) wait long enough, and he will break down and start up again.
I don't know if I can handle much more of this, I may have to apologize! :o
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Daddy whats a wolfermean?
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wolfy whats your problem????
OH I KNOW!!!! Your Pregnant!!! :lol:lol:rolling
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Originally posted by ZWarrior
I think that I am the cause of this sudden change in Wolverine. There are only two options as I see it...
1) beg forgiveness from wolverine.
2) wait long enough, and he will break down and start up again.
I don't know if I can handle much more of this, I may have to apologize! :o
We warned you not to break his heart. Now go kiss and make up. :eek
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And do it SOON!!!!
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I will personally request that NO ONE kiss me, well... except Mrs. Wolverine. :)
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Trust me Ill leave that up to her!!!!!
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As this IS the taunting room:
Wolfy, none of us would want to kiss your mug anyway. Too fuzzy!
Besides, we'd rather frag you, like usual, anyway.
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As this IS the taunting room:
Wolfy, none of us would want to kiss your mug anyway. Too fuzzy!
Besides, we'd rather frag you, like usual, anyway.
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Oh No! Zwarrior is skipping! Quick Someone smackem' on his head... OR Frag'em !!!!
:D:D:D:D:D
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***smack*** (hitting Zwarrior in the head with the end of a sniper rifle)
"Thanks Wolverine! I needed that.", Zwarriors says.
Wolverine responds, "Just doing my job!"
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PIckuwwww.... {thud-thud} wolf and z are lying on the ground twitching, a single bulet in the head between the two of them [DUBLE KILL] :gunner::lol
[Edited on 5-1-2002 by Dragon Master]
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Opie walks up and notices the twitching bodies at Dragon's feet. One of the bodies he faintly remembers as someone called ZWarrior, is smoking from the bullet hole left by Dragon's rifle. "I wonder if this can of Gasoline will stop the smoldering fire?"
WOOSH!!! "Opps! Well, the can did say something about being flamable." He turns to Dragon, "Got any marshmellows?":D
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*grabs tie and adjusts*
No respect, I get NO respect, I tell ya!
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marshmellows? Dragon responds... this is death match buddy......I was just admiring your shot but now its back to fragging.
:beer: "GOOD LUCK"
And off they go...:bounce: :bounce:
Thinking.................
"Good thing SPADE isnt playing, he would of gibbed us while we watched Z simmer."
[Edited on 5-1-2002 by Spade]
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Wolverine spawns in after a shot from the 'cheap' seats. "Next time I will respond to my senses. I knew I smelled something like PEE..."
It was O-PEE-sliver. He was the new guy to the tournaments. He distracts people with him smelling like urine. If they are distracted trying to figure out 'WHO DUNNIT', he takes that advantage and kills them. You see, O-PEE -sliver... HAS to kill that way. In an open fight he wouldn't stand a chance so he must revert to being 'stinky' after urinating on himself. :lol
Wolverine goes on the prowl. SPADE spawns in near Wolverine. "Hey Spade! Ready to do some damage? Oh! And watch out for "Mr. PEEE on his Body". Wolverine and Spade are out popping in and out of the atmosphere with there skillful translocating. "Yahooeeyyyy.. This is the way to travel!". Just then Wolverine smells a stench.. Looks over at Spade. "Hey Spade!(whispering) Mr.PEEE body is around here." Wolverine hears something around the corner of the building in front of him.. He sneaks up to the edge and sees.. O-PEE-Sliver Peeing on his shoes..while whistling "Skip..skip..skip to my Lou...Skip...Skip..Skip..to my lou my Darlin." Wolverine steps around the corner with his trusted Flak Cannon and says..."Whistle while you work..HUH?.. Well... it's payback time!" Pulls the trigger of the cannon and *CHAKOOOOOW*... O-PEEE-Sliver falls to the ground, Dead. Wolverine decides to help O-PEE-sliver with his schemes. Wolverine starts whistling to the tune of "That's the way Uhuh...Uhuh..I like it!..uhuh ..uhuh" while peeing on O-Pee-Sliver's lifeless body. ..
Wolverine says. "Lesson #1 Don't mess with the Wolverine!" :smokin
Spade just then lets of a Sniper Round drilling a hole through Dragon_Master's forehead. Wolverine goes over to check it out. "Hey Spade! Nice shot from the hip. How did you get the hole to look like a spade?" Spade responds.. "I upgraded my bullets to the advanced model. And they are copyrighted so no one else can get them." Wolverine says. "But why did you waste it on Dragon_Master?" Spade says. "It added value to his carcass!" (both snickering) :rolling
Spade and Wolverine start dancing to the tune of " 2 legit...2 legit to quit....2 legit...2 legit to quit..."..Spade screams.. "Hammer time"... "You can't touch this!"
"Naner Naner boo booo!":clap:
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the only way any of you could get me is with a lucky shot.. :lol
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Hey, I think we have the beginning of a UT never ending story here. Let's start a new forum. What do ya think ZW?
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*****Wuss, when you are the competition, who needs to practice? Why don't you go back to your Mama and see what else she tells you to say to the big boys.
---Opie
PS..That was a professional taunt. Take notes Junior.
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** To respond to the above remark........
Sorry, not to correct you. But you need more NOUNS (people, place, or thing) , VERBS (words that explain some type of action), and ADJECTIVES (words that add to verbs and nouns) .."You can do it!" (in a Spinach accent) 8)
Try again.. Mr. PEE on your Body...;)
I have confidence that you can make a better one...it just takes practice. :eek
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Ask and you shall recieve...
http://www.ambushsite.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=24
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Wuss, is that really the best you can do? PLEASE come out from behind your Mom's skirt and taunt like a man. :o The little school boy act just doesn't cut it in the big leagues.:gunner::compute:
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Maybe instead of:
Class is in Session. Get ready to be schooled!
You should changed it to:
School is out! Time to teach you a lesson.
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BAH! Just 'cause most of you are scared of me. Zeet could whup you guys, one rifle tied behind his back!
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Yeaaah...ummmm...ok.....
I think someone forgot their meds today.:shame:
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Zeet who??????? You never see him in the game so it wont matter if the rifle is tied behind his back anyway. He will just hide like he always does. As for you ZW.....I am not afraid of you.......its that darn ripper that I hate. :shame:
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I can see now that I have far too nice for far too long. I picked on Wussboy for a while :sleep: and that's gotten boring to me. I need someone new to harass for a while. And no Rouge is not a fair target. Poor guy can't even properly defend himself from KC. :( Shame on some of you. :shame:
I think I'll target someone a bit more "high profile" this time. No, not ZW. Here's a tip; NEVER pee in the moderators Cherrios.
Nope, this time it's going to be Zeet, the red diaper dopper baby liberal who can't tie his own shoes. The man hides behind his rifle. (as if it would protect him!) :lol
Zeet, ready or not, I'm coming for you. Your going down! :gunner::cry:
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He who hides behind the big gun must be compensating for something.
:jawdrop:
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Naw, you can always mess with me, I never take it out as the moderator, only as a member. Besides, I can always slam you in the game! ;)
That goes for you too, Morpheus!
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:hotbouns::hotbouns::hotbouns:
Bring It On!!!
:sleep: Opie-Nothing :sleep:
:gunner::rpg:
[Edited on 6-6-2002 by Zeet]
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OK, Zit, here I come! :hubba:
Ohhhh, and speaking of the Zit, don't get too mad :swear: when I spank you on the playing field. I'm assuming that your gonna have that other pinko communatzi Wolverine cheering you on. :disco: Well, the weak can never have too much help.
[Edited on 6-7-2002 by opiesilver]
[Edited on 6-7-2002 by ZWarrior]
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I have heard a lot of taunts from Opie Silver 'claiming' to beat a few us players... I KNOW I didn't work hard to take him out at the Armeggedon Game day.
Here's a ladder match for Opie Silver to prove that he is as good as he claims.
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Then Once he has won against her 4 times ...then he will take on :
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.
That is the preliminary matches...
If you can beat them...I'll put out the rest of the ladder matches...
:lol: :lol::lol: :lol: :lol::lol: :lol:
[Edited on 6-7-2002 by ZWarrior]
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Sorry Wolvy, I am working on the site, and some of the smilies went away, that string was one of them. I changed it too something that you would have used.
Speaking of ladder matches, should we start some on our server?
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It could prove to be a lot of fun....and perhaps help Wolvy set up balanced teams. Say, when are we gonna find out about the teams?
:beer:
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I say Lets do it!!!!
(http://ladder.iglnet.com/forums/images/smilies/instagib.gif)
(http://ladder.iglnet.com/forums/images/smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif)
:fight::flak::rpg::mg-rt::plasma::shock::transloc::sniper::impact:
[Edited on 6-10-2002 by Dragon Master]
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Do I need to be awake for this?
Originally posted by Wolverine of Ambush!
I have heard a lot of taunts from Opie Silver 'claiming' to beat a few us players... I KNOW I didn't work hard to take him out at the Armeggedon Game day.
Here's a ladder match for Opie Silver to prove that he is as good as he claims.
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Then Once he has won against her 4 times ...then he will take on :
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.
That is the preliminary matches...
If you can beat them...I'll put out the rest of the ladder matches...
:lol: :lol::lol: :lol: :lol::lol: :lol:
[Edited on 6-7-2002 by ZWarrior]
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Awake or not, you will get a run for your money.....:shock::sniper::mg-lft:
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(http://ladder.iglnet.com/forums/images/smilies/iamwithstupid.gif)
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Cool smiley Dragon.
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Very nice, Dragon
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Let's see....
Wolverine is on Nostromo
Morpheus is on Nostromo
Spade is on Nostromo
Spade Jr. don't know, he kicks anyway!
Give us a couple more weeks and we'll kick Alphas the Nostromo Way!
We'll hear, how do you guys move so quick?
How'd they get our flag so quick?
Nuts! The spade telefragged me again!
Wolverine? Where did you get me from?
And from Zeet, "I can't seem to find any hiding places that Morpheus doesn't root me out and frag me."
And Jr will be saying, c'mon guys let some of them through so I can frag them and get some points. We've scored 4 times, and I still haven't even seen the other team.
The BETA NOSTROMO'S
SPADE - :transloc:
WOLVERINE - :rpg:
JR - :flak:
MORPHEUS - :flak:
WE WILL DOMINATE!!!!
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Wow. I think that maybe you did take the green pill. I mean to think that one of those toys will give you an advantage on skill? :lol: Hope this isn't you next game day----->:crash:
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No Opee, :crash: was my last game day.
Since then, new case, new power supply, 2 new case fans, new cpu, new heatsink/fan, and just for fun new cdrw.
Now as far as "toys" a hammer is only a toy in the hand of a child. In the hand of a professional it is a powerful tool.
Prepare to be taught what a "toy" can do!
:mg-rt::jawdrop::mg-lft:
:hide::plasma:
headshot! :rolling:sniper:
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In the spirit of real-life examples, anyone can build a box, but to have a true work of art you really need to have skill. :sniper: Anyone can open a restaraunt and be a professional, but how many of those professionals are true chefs? It's the skill level that sets people apart from the rest of the crowd. Just like Alpha and Beta. Alpha only plays with three full time squad members and still wins. (Dare I say it? :eek:) Does Beta?
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Actually, I'm not positive but the real "Beta" team is Wolverine, Spade, Boomslang, and Rogue. So, Morpheus and Spade Jr. were just available. So as far as squad members, Beta only had 2 full time members for the last match up.
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There will be a rematch with the teams that went against each other before. However, the teams that are now named Alpha and Beta will be updated....possibly.. we will see
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The rematch is no longer just for bragging rights, but for taunting rights. If my team were to somehow loose, I'd be like a wounded guppy in a shark tank. I just can't let that happen.
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It is kind of amazing that you, Opiesilver, have by far been the one running his mouth about how great the Alpha Team can demolish the Beta Team. There hasn't been that much talk from your team mates... :x
You are good, :buttrock: I would admit that, but before you make yourself out to be some BIG BAD WOLVERINE(like myself ...shagrin :hotbouns:) , I would make sure your team can protect you. Because at this point if you spawn in front of your team mates, Your BIG, 50 lb bowling ball head is going to get in the way of them helping you. :blob:
"We could probably beat the Beta team but WE CAN'T SHOOT THEM because Opie's Bowling ball head is in the way.... Maybe we should have told Opie to not taunt so much.. Now we have to try and play like a God, but we all know we aren't that good!":swear:
The (current) Alpha team is darn good.
But I would have to add, that when 3 adults and a 6 year old are able to hold 4 adults that are THAT good as Opiesilver has very gracefully communicated, I would say that either 3 things occurred at the Armegeddon gameday...
1) The 6 year old is REALLY that good and can keep up with the 4 adults.. (do you want to admit this? probably not)
2) The 3 adults on the Beta team were able to compensate for the lack of wisdom of the 6 year old, and were able to keep up with 4 adults.( you probably don't want to admit the other guys were doing THAT good either )
3) That the Alpha team just had never played together enough to be able to demolish the Beta team... (COP OUT...BIG ONE)
:wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey:
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Originally posted by Wolverine of Ambush!
It is kind of amazing that you, Opiesilver, have by far been the one running his mouth about how great the Alpha Team can demolish the Beta Team. There hasn't been that much talk from your team mates... :x
The (current) Alpha team is darn good.
But I would have to add, that when 3 adults and a 6 year old are able to hold 4 adults that are THAT good as Opiesilver has very gracefully communicated, I would say that either 3 things occurred at the Armegeddon gameday...
1) The 6 year old is REALLY that good and can keep up with the 4 adults.. (do you want to admit this? probably not)
2) The 3 adults on the Beta team were able to compensate for the lack of wisdom of the 6 year old, and were able to keep up with 4 adults.( you probably don't want to admit the other guys were doing THAT good either )
3) That the Alpha team just had never played together enough to be able to demolish the Beta team... (COP OUT...BIG ONE)
1&2) As I remember the conversations, JRs main job was to keep the flag in your base, not ours. Not a simple job, trust me, I know! :D And it MUST be said, for what he lacks in tactics, JR makes up for in tenacity. That boy doesn't give up, and I for one am not too proud to admint that he is good, and has whupped me a time or too!
3) We never did practice together, unlike Beta who practiced together quite a bit prior to the event. Remember, I manage the game server, and see the logs. :D So now it comes down to this, how did a team that didn't get to practice together "demolish" a team who did? 133t 2|<i11z! (For those who don't understand Leetspeak, that was "Leet Skills!") :P
And to wrap it up in a neat little package, I have two words that strike fear into the heart of all who face me...
:mg-rt: Chain Gun :mg-lft:
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The 3 of the adults did get some practice before the game day but we were not playing on the same team.. Most of the time it was playing against each other.
As far as the 'Chaingun' comment...fear does not come to my mind at all. Respect yes. But never fear...
:flak:
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Wolfy, I jst want to say that age is not so important as reflexes and understanding of your role in a game. Spade-Jr is really good for his age. So is Batswanna's boy, the Pookinator, if you remember. I saw him frag you more than once. And he was only four at the time. :*
I'm really sorry that we spanked your team so bad. Had I know how emotional you would get, we would have made tohe scores a little more even. How about a handicap next time? Say three flags?
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Spanked us so bad?
Spanked us so bad?
What LAN party are you talking about, I don't recall getting spanked at all. Beat, yes, spanked no! With 2 games going into overtime tied at 2 flags each that would not be a spanking. Oh and the 2nd game, the one that you guys won. You won that game because we tried to change team positions. Jr wanted to score, so we let him. If we hadn't changed up like that I expect things would have ended differently. But, only a rematch will give true bragging rights, and if it is close again, then it comes down to who is "on" that day. We shall see, we shall see.
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HAHAHAHAHA.....you guys are so easy!!! :swear::swear::swear::swear:
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:x (burp)
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*Shnik*
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Morpie must be mad at me....:cry::sniper:
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No, just waiting for some kind of a creative taunt to respond to beside one line pot shots like:
"HAHAHAHAHA.....you guys are so easy!!! "
or
"Morpie must be mad at me...."
Waa Waa!
C'mon, you can do better than that, pull out your thesaurus and dictionary, and give me a real taunt to respond to.
:sword:
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It may take him a little time Morpheus..
Sometimes Opie forgets his letters. When that happens he has to watch all 26 editions of the "Letter People" to get them back in memory... Remember the 'sssssssss' for "S-s-s-s-sock"......
MUHAHAHAHAHAAH! :bounce:
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Just like a Wussarine to jump on the bandwagon. He can never taunt on his own. Not enough imagination.
As for you Morpie, why should I waste my time on a little ketchup eating, pinko leftist communazi like you? You, who couldn't shot his way out of a wet paper towel. You, who couldn't take me down in UT if I was sick, throwing up, and dizzy while playing UT. (Sounds like one of Wussy's excuses doesn't it?) So take your overly hairy, snot covered, holes in your socks self and stay on the side lines where you belong. :cry:
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It’s said that those who resort to “colorful” language and malapropisms do so to compensate for insignificant vocabularies. As for wasting your time, who has 277 posts? Who has 90 posts? Whose posts have content?
Nostromo review (http://www.ambushsite.com/forums/viewthread.php?tid=52&page=#pid1112)
Video Card Info (http://www.ambushsite.com/forums/viewthread.php?tid=38&page=#pid1016)
$1500 PC (http://www.ambushsite.com/forums/viewthread.php?tid=39&page=#pid1155)
Nuff said on your “valuable” time.
Hmm little ketchup eating, pinko leftist communazi
Lets see here. Communazi is not what those who know me would call me. Capitalist? Yes! Incompassionate? Yes! But certainly not communazi. In fact I had 3 schedule C’s that I had to do last year. And I will have at least 3 this year as well. How many did you have? Do you know what a schedule C is? Go to www.irs.gov for help.
As for shooting out of a we paper towel, I haven’t seen any wet paper towels in any of the maps, but I’m sure that I could at least translocate out of it. As far as taking you on, only a REMATCH will prove this point. So polish up your flack cannon, and work on using your space button and dodge buttons, cause I will be tracking you all over the map! Everytime you turn around, I will be there!
Ah yes, in the absence of true evidence or wisdom, one must resort to unfounded personal attack. So take your overly hairy, snot covered, holes in your socks self and stay on the side lines where you belong.
How artful!
Try again Opie! If you can't come up with something better than that, I will simply let Wolverine loose to use his creativity in taunting you!
:buttrock:
Fixed quotes.
[Edited on 7-1-2002 by Morpheus]
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Originally posted by Morpheus
It’s said that those who resort to “colorful” language and malapropisms do so to compensate for insignificant vocabularies.
Dang! I used to read the dictionary for fun, and that one had me running to dictionary.com for THAT word (http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=malapropisms).
Whew! :8o:
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What a taunt, Morpheus!
(shouting) Morpheus! Morpheus!
You did everything but put a cork in his mouth and kick it down his throat!
I don't need to taunt with Morpheus putting out stuff like that! (reclining in a lawn chair)
:drool:
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Is it because you lack the mental capacity for a real taunt?
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I guess I will have to explain my last message for the little boy OPIE. :cry:
What I meant by my last message, which I thought that any 2nd grader could have understood, was that Morpheus's Taunt was SO GOOD, there is no need for me to taunt. I hope that makes sense.
Next time I'll make sure my message is more clear for kindergarteners! :eek:
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Apparently, you have a hard time understanding a direct attack on your mental stature. It wasn't open for interpretation. Now do YOU understand Wussy? :eek:
Originally posted by Wolverine of Ambush!
I guess I will have to explain my last message for the little boy OPIE. :cry:
What I meant by my last message, which I thought that any 2nd grader could have understood, was that Morpheus's Taunt was SO GOOD, there is no need for me to taunt. I hope that makes sense.
Next time I'll make sure my message is more clear for kindergarteners! :eek:
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BTW....that's a mighty fine animation you got there.
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Wolvy, dude man that avater Rocks!!!!
:buttrock:
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Props to Zeet for loading that for Wolvy!
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Thanks Guys and Opie!:hotbouns:
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This topic seems to need a little attention, so here goes.
Wuss-a-rine, your going down at F3 like the wet noodle, limp wristed, pinko communazi, leftist liberal, ZW butt kisser you are. I'm going to mop the floor with your blood. You SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sticks and Stones may break my bones but your skillz CAN'T touch this! :)
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Dun nu nu nuh, chich chich
Can't touch this!
Dun nu nu nuh, chich chich
Break it down!
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Oooo! Oooo! Shaka Khan! Shaka Khan!
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I really feel for you. You said it yourself last night. "Why can't I kill you?!":swear: My answer is simple. You are too slow. It's probably just a side effect from being you.:cry:
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The latest UTPure is loaded on the server, that should help decide the question.
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I played just fine on the server today. It's settled, Wolverine is just too slow.
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ah...the Taunting Room. It is good to be back here.
A few of us played last night... Wolverine, Spade, Zwarrior, Opiesilver, and Morpheus.. Seether jumped out there at one point.. it was a blast...
Everyone was playing great! The Ambush skillz are rockin' and rollin' .
Kudos to all who showed up to play. Wolverine was proud to stand next to and against you all on the battlefield of UT
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Hey Wolfy, nice to see you finally got over that cold.
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ROFLOL
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Originally posted by opiesilver
Hey Wolfy, nice to see you finally got over that cold.
Do you have any idea how long it took me to figure out what you were talking about? 5 Minutes!
(http://ambushsite.com/forums/avatars/wolvy.gif)
(http://ambushsite.com/forums/avatars/wolfy-slash.gif)
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:lol:lol:lol
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Tushe!
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Now I need to find something animated. 8/
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Originally posted by Wolverine of Ambush!
Tushe!
Wnat about your tushey?
I am sure your wife likes it, but we really don't want to know about it!
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I believe this is what Wolfy meant:
Main Entry: tou·ché
Pronunciation: tü-'shA
Function: interjection
Etymology: French, from past participle of toucher to touch, from Old French tuchier
Date: 1904
-- used to acknowledge a hit in fencing or the success or appropriateness of an argument, an accusation, or a witty point
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We haven't been in here for awhile.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Taunting Room
We haven't been in here for a while. Part of that is most likely because Opie is in the Ambush! Clan now. He was one of those people that would come here ALL THE TIME to get fellow gamers riled up for a game day.
Well It looks like we have a nice crew coming for LANBUSH 2003! Looks like fantastic competition which makes the party all the more better.
Do you have any taunts that need to be dished out?
BRING IT ON!
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Ah, your brudder wore combat boots! :D
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Well the two Ambush teams are going to take the win in UT. That's all I've got to say about that!
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HEY!...My brother DID where combat boots!...SO WHAT!
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Yeah, me too. You want to make something of it. I can see now that I'm going to have to show you that a size 14 boot will fit your bottom just fine.
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well, while you guys are playing around with your boots, I'll just telefrag you, or snipe your head off.
HEAD SHOT!!
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You wish...
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er..um......Did Morph just say that to the Wolverine and OpieSilver?
Okay, Opie..let's unleash the wrath of true reality on him! :lol
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Well, ZW was right. He should have taken the green pill.
We're coming for you Morphy.......
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Morph thinking to self..."What are these 2 little red laser dots on my forehead?" ..hmmm....
He hears whipering ..."He's mine...NO! ..he's mine..."
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:)
[Edited on 4-18-2003 by Wolverine of Ambush!]
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BANG! BANG! vssst....
Wolvy: "Did you get him?"
Opie: "Didn't you?
a siren starts going off
Wolvy: "SON OF A BIT DOG, he stole our flag!"
ssssshhhhhh fooooombbbb
Morph: "Thanks for the redeemer action ZW!"
Wolvy, thinking to self " I can get ther, I can get there" as he translocates across the map desperately trying to get to the flag before the score.
Just as Wolvy appears in the flag room....
Bum Bum Bum tsss
Siren begins whirring again.
Wolvy: "Shoot, he left his tranny in our flag room! Get him Opie."
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
Bring on the dog and penquin show!
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CRACK! ZW's head disappears in a red cloud. His lifeless body tumbles to the earth. CRACK! Just as ZW spawns again, he dies.
Morp keeps calling for fire support as he dodges across the map. Just then he hears something in that in the deep recesses of his mind calls forth a shiver and unending dread. "Hey, how did I get here?" he says as he respawns. Then he remembers the sound. It was the sound of Wolverines' laughter just before he translocates you.
CRACK, CRACK!! He dies again, but just before the lights go out on his pathetic attempt to score he notices that ZW had respawned right in front of him and that his head was missing. "That's stra.........."
DA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA, DuN! Wolverine scores again.
And once again he hears the familiar lyrics to a nameless song..."mmmmmmonster kill...kill...kill...ultra kill...kill.....I'm Godlike guys....mm ...mm...mm....monster kill...":D
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Very NICE!....loved it!
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:lol
I almost wet my shorts! The thought of Opie being able to kill me that many times!
:lol
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You mean just like I did last night, oh wonderous bald one???
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oooooooooo! i am SO excited about LAN-Bush 2003!
Frags...frags...and more frags...! :)
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You guys are all great at UT!!!:D
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BaldING, That baldING! I still have the sides. It's just the top has migrated to my chin.:D
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From what Zeet tells us, your toes too. They're always at eye level for him anyway.
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Naw, the only hairy toes I have seen are Zeet's!
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Must have been your palms then. :D
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I think NOT!
It was my chest.
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Welp, I've taken on the ZW mantra....Don't Touch My Flag!
Of course I might let you touch it once or twice.....just so I can toy with you a little :lol
The Ambush! clan team is in top form...all contenders will perish at the end of our tranny throws, flack cannon, redeemers, and anything else we feel like picking up. I hope you have been honing your skills, because you will need them so that you don't look like total noobs. Don't worry, you don't stand a chance of winning, but I would hate for you to look too bad while loosing. It's not much fun to totally humiliate everyone.
Ambush! Clan RULES! I dare you to come against us.
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Originally posted by ZWarrior
I think NOT!
It was my chest.
Exactly how would he have seen your chest? Forget it, I don't want to know.
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Exactly how would he have seen your chest? Forget it, I don't want to know.
;)
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:x
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:jawdrop:
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yuk!
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*Presses the button marked BIG RED BUTTON*
Hey Opie! Let's play catch!
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Wolverine jumps in... "I got it! I got it!.. DOH!.(GULP! )..nevermind.. YOU got it! YOU got it!"
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*realized this was the TAUNT thread no the Virtual Frag Fest page. Oops!*
too bad he can't hold on to it.
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Wow....caughting up with your taughts is so fun.....I can feel the love.....:rolling Just remember ZW that men that are balding in front are great thinkers....men that are balding in back are great lovers....and men that are bald.....Think they are great lovers:lol
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Yeah baby!!!:D
To bad there isn't a classification for fraggers that just can't hack it!
O wait there is! MEAT!:mg-lft:
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Hi MEAT, errrr Spade.
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ewww, Opie is gonna get it. Assuming Spade ever gets to play with us.
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I'll just wipe the floor with him AGAIN!!!:lol
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Just because he hasn't been on the web, don't assume that he hasn't been playing.
Wolvy, Zeet, and I went down there the night before the last F3 and played against Spade, Rogue, and their offspring. Wow, they are on top of their game!
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I wish I could say the same about you Z!!!
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heh, haven't seen the scores lately have you?
I miss the old local stats function.
It would prove that I can frag your butt several times over before you even realize what happened!
Even without my 2100, I am scoring over 100 pts consistently. ;) And no the bots are on Novice, they are on Adept.
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I would say a couple of us are gaining ground if not on the same playing field with Boomslang and Zeet.. (I would say Opie..but I guess he was put over Zeets lap and spanked at some LAN party)
Zwarrior and myself have been out there kicking some major bot butt. The bots are VERY AFRAID of us now..
I remember that one night Z.. when we were on a killing spree the whole night.. the last map... Bots wouldn't even spawn into the map because we were TOO good.. Teams were Zwarrior and Wolfy against NO ONE.. THEY WOULDN'T SPAWN in to play with us.. roflol :) :) :)
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You know what was funny? After I had a couple of warm up games under my belt last night, I was spanking both of you. It was ZW and Wolvy with assorted bots against Opie and Vic. I can't believe how easy you were making it on us. Or maybe that was your best shot after all.
As for the Zeet fluke, that's going to be something he will brag to his grand children about because he knows that it will never happen again.
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I know that Zeet is still in a state of shock about that match. But I do think now that he has a good system, he might be able to compete even better than ever before. I predict that my skillz will be improved when the platform I play on can reduce the amount of lag I experience on some maps.
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*ahem*
You all suc :clap::clap::clap:
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Look whose talking. If I remember right, before I left I was powning everbody! :P
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*sighs*
Sombody doesn't understand the idea of TAUNTING!!!!!
Mr. nublet