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Title: The Taunting Thread
Post by: ZWarrior on May 02, 2002, 12:08:35 PM: Darkness falls on the city, and the denizens of the night begin to prowl. Out of the alley a figure comes running, looking back periodically.

The figure runs to the next corner and starts across the street. A resounding CRACK sounds, and the figure falls to the pavement lifeless, and headless.

Four stories above, a shadowy figure moves away from the edge, and sheaths his rifle. "Told him to stay in teh shadows, I don't think Dragon_Master is ever gonna learn."

He moves off into the shadows, searching for other prey.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on May 02, 2002, 12:25:06 PM: Wolverine spawns in after a shot from the 'cheap' seats. "Next time I will respond to my senses. I knew I smelled something like PEE..."

It was O-PEE-sliver. He was the new guy to the tournaments. He distracts people with him smelling like urine. If they are distracted trying to figure out 'WHO DUNNIT', he takes that advantage and kills them. You see, O-PEE -sliver... HAS to kill that way. In an open fight he wouldn't stand a chance so he must revert to being 'stinky' after urinating on himself.

Wolverine goes on the prowl. SPADE spawns in near Wolverine. "Hey Spade! Ready to do some damage? Oh! And watch out for "Mr. PEEE on his Body". Wolverine and Spade are out popping in and out of the atmosphere with there skillful translocating. "Yahooeeyyyy.. This is the way to travel!". Just then Wolverine smells a stench.. Looks over at Spade. "Hey Spade!(whispering) Mr.PEEE body is around here." Wolverine hears something around the corner of the building in front of him.. He sneaks up to the edge and sees.. O-PEE-Sliver Peeing on his shoes..while whistling "Skip..skip..skip to my Lou...Skip...Skip..Skip..to my lou my Darlin." Wolverine steps around the corner with his trusted Flak Cannon and says..."Whistle while you work..HUH?.. Well... it's payback time!" Pulls the trigger of the cannon and *CHAKOOOOOW*... O-PEEE-Sliver falls to the ground, Dead. Wolverine decides to help O-PEE-sliver with his schemes. Wolverine starts whistling to the tune of "That's the way Uhuh...Uhuh..I like it!..uhuh ..uhuh" while peeing on O-Pee-Sliver's lifeless body. ..

Wolverine says. "Lesson #1 Don't mess with the Wolverine!"

Spade just then lets of a Sniper Round drilling a hole through Dragon_Master's forehead. Wolverine goes over to check it out. "Hey Spade! Nice shot from the hip. How did you get the hole to look like a spade?" Spade responds.. "I upgraded my bullets to the advanced model. And they are copyrighted so no one else can get them." Wolverine says. "But why did you waste it on Dragon_Master?" Spade says. "It added value to his carcass!" (both snickering)

Spade and Wolverine start dancing to the tune of " 2 legit...2 legit to quit....2 legit...2 legit to quit..."..Spade screams.. "Hammer time"... "You can't touch this!"

"Naner Naner boo booo!"
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on May 02, 2002, 01:11:25 PM: It is night time in the murky shadows of a desolate city. Fog hovers through the city square.

Wolverine states to his new friend in arms, Spade, "I hear and smell someone..just can't get a lock on who it is."

Spade and Wolverine start traveling through the air with their faithful translocators. They both stop in the shadows at the end of an abandoned building.

Wolverine says, "Time to fish em' out. I'm going to put a little nacho cheese dip and some nacho chips here in this corner. That will be the bait.. and let's see who comes for it. Hey Spade? ..I bet you 100 to 1 its Zwarrior."
Spade replies, " I don't know Wolfy, it could be Rogue! You KNOW how much he loves that stuff."

Wolverine says, "When I'm right, I'll tell you how I knew."

Just then a sound from the shadows.. Wolverine hears a sound like a growling stomach..a BIG one for that matter. It is Zwarrior and he is slowly working his way to the end of the building.

Zwarrior thinking to himself, "I smell NACHO CHEESE! This BETTER not be a joke." As Zwarrior gets to the end of the building, he sees the cheese and chips. Zwarrior, while getting closer to the cheese and chips, starts quietly singing, "Hey cheese....Bring back...that loving F-E-E-Ling...Bring back that loving feeling." Zwarrior starts quickly digging in.

Wolverine says to Spade, "Zwarrior HATES strobe lights, it gets him dizzy and he can't shoot straight... Watch this!"

Wolverine shoots out his translocator. It falls right behind Zwarrior. Zwarrior hearing a sound...stops and looks up to get his senses working again. :|Zwarrior has cheese all over his face and chip fragments falling out of his mouth. Spade looking from across the street in the shadows starts snickering. :lol With expertise Wolverine ever so fluidly starts translocating in and out of space and time in a circle around the shadowy area where Zwarrior is standing. Spade from across the street is just seeing flashing of Wolverine translocating and Zwarrior blindly letting off sniper shots. Zwarrior screams, "STOP...I'm dizzy." Wolverine decides to stop playing with the CHEESE feen and translocates at the feet of Zwarrior and gibs him.

Wolverine lets out, "Yahooooooooooo!" Wolverine translocates over to where Spade was waiting.

Spade asks, " How come you KNEW that it was Zwarrior and he would come for it? "

Wolverine says, "I was watching the learning channel last night. I learned that the ROACH(roche), loves the shadows and love Nacho Cheese and Chips! So I made a place that only a ROACH (roche) would come to!"8)

:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Spade on May 02, 2002, 08:45:17 PM: MOUSE CLICK, They hit the ground running,
their verbal war of taunts and punning.
Their keyboards become their daily guns,
firing and shooting at these mothers' sons.

Stoically they stood and faced the foe
and watched them in their triumph, go
believing in their desperate skill,
a win provides the sought for thrill.

These hopeful warriors, have hopes to save
countless new souls from an early grave;
And the taunts, rapped-out in broken sounds
of these alien tongues on these proving grounds.

' Watch out, you boys we're the elite' they taunt.
as in the face of death they flaunt.
' We're the best there is' they rib,
and face their foe and another gib.

Their un-broken ranks, seething, stare;
cannot, must not, show they care.
Derision and laughter for those stricken souls,
whose shortened lives yet tell the toll.

Intimidation is their weapon now,
an urge to respond, writ on every brow.
These mothers' sons once were boys
their rifles, once were plastic toys.

Now these killers wear 'Gucci' watches,
'Seiko Kinetic' or the latest 'Swatches'
but, lying prematurely beneath the ground
on wrists, their fashion icons, make no sound.

Their dead wear 'Nike' and 'Adidas' too,
their common denominator, a sportsmans' shoe.
In war then, fashion knows no bounds
so why not learn from these proving grounds?

Will victory reign on this troubled shore?
or persist, as in the days of yore.
History yet will tell again the tale
a hopeful win, doomed to fail?

Old scores to settle, old wounds to heal,
this war, to us, seems hardly real.
Yet, daily, death is dealt by these mothers' sons
by high-tech, state -of -the-art, animated guns.

And we, defended by our skill
continue to win, continue to kill.
Then, as each mothers' son is lost
should we now begin to count the cost?

A cost other mothers' sons will pay
who live to fight another day.
remember when you go to sleep
The price you paid was fairly cheap!

As we the victors of Rogue and Spade
Protect the history we have made
Back to back we fight these mothers' sons
Keyboard wars, animated guns.

And now that Wolverine has joined the ranks
We’ve moved up to planes and tanks.
In Rogue’s absence, Wolverine now fills
The back to back teamwork it takes to kill.

So we call out to all the mother’s sons
Bring your taunts and un-holster your guns.
This ground is ours and won’t be taken
We wont be broke or even shaken

See you on the proving grounds
Gibs and frags make victory sounds.
Remember while you pursue your win
To watch your back, were like the wind

Spade and Wolverine :beer::camera::compute::camera::beer:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on May 03, 2002, 09:08:11 AM: Take that! Naner Naner Boo Boo!:bounce:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Spade on May 03, 2002, 11:42:35 AM: A tribute to game day:gunner:

The alarm clock goes off
A sudden sitting up in bed
The night was short but everything is packed and ready to go
A wipe to the eyes:clap:
Still seeing the 60 HZ wave effect in the mirror but I’m ready
The coffee I set last night before I went to bed is brewing down stairs
I can smell it as I take my shower
The Ambush team should be starting to set up now
Hope we have enough tables for everybody, the signup was the best I’ve ever seen
Hair is dry, have to wake the boy and get him ready to go
He is a lot like me….loves the challenge…the thrill….the friends
7:00 and the truck is packed, had to pull the back seat out to make enough room
A kiss on the check of my loving wife who knows how much I enjoy these days
Her day will come….She will want a shopping day while I watch the kids
Unpacking now….I love it when everybody helps
Zwarrior and Wolverine obviously didn’t shower….My son makes fun of their hair
Taunts begin…..Smiles are many….You can see everybody had little sleep
I love getting there early to pick my table, of course the head table is already full
Seems Zwarrior and Zeet were here last night
Wolverine is taping down the cables as I set up
Have to save a spot for Rogue…Hope he gets here soon
All set up and time to power the UPS…Zwarrior will need one just for his 2 tables
Wow look at the prize table….the sponsors are growing
Here comes some more people the tables are filling up
Zwarrior changes the music….WE WILL, WE WILL, ROCK YOU!
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST! ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!
One more hour and the games begin
Everyone is already playing while they wait for Zwarrior to finalize the server
Wolverine and Rogue are helping make sure everyone has the maps
Zeet……What a spectator his is…never know when your on the big screen
12 hours will come and go before you know it, same with the food
Everybody in the room is already hitting the BAWLS
The lights go out and the glow gives me the goose bumps
IT’S TIME TO BE THE LAST MAN STANDING!
5…….4……..3………2…….1

IT’s Game Day!
8)
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on May 03, 2002, 12:28:35 PM: Nice post, but there is on thing that's wrong in there. Spade_jr has NEVER made fun of my hair. Mainly because I have so little, but still. ;)
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Spade on May 03, 2002, 02:10:14 PM: You know your right about that one, It must of been Zeet and Wolverine :sleep:
We all know Rogue was gaming in his pajama's so a shower for him was...?????:drummer:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on May 03, 2002, 04:32:36 PM: Brings...t..t...tears..to my eyes..:( That was such a beautiful tribute. :hippy:

P.S. I'll wear a hat from now on. (Good thing his daddy was there...or I would have kicked that little punk kid in the shin! ) :lol
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on May 04, 2002, 10:15:02 PM: Dragon Master was fast asleep :sleep: in his den dreaming about the long day ahead of him. Man, I’m going to get a lot of souvenirs tomorrow, it’s going to be frag tastic!!! :evil
Then suddenly he was awakened by the crack of a branch outside his cave. Oh no, they found the Dragons Nest. Dragon got up as quietly as he could and hunched over in the corner, as the not-so-famous Wolverwussy came in with his flack cannon raised ready to fire. Wolverwussy said “Man, its dark in here.” Just then, Dragon stepped out of the shadows and said, “You want a light” Wolverwussy was so startled that he dropped his flack cannon and wet his yellow Tutu :eek. Wolverwussy stared in fear for a few seconds and the fled as Dragon blew a large flame at him, lighting Wolverwussy Tutu on fire. Dragon Laughed so hard his gut started to hurt. :lol Well, Dragon thought, that’s a nice start to the day.
So, Dragon trudged on into the forest which leads to the city where he was sure to encounter ZWarrior, Zeet, some chick named Rouge, the spade (he is probably at the seminary digging his grave), and that’s where Wolverwussy ran off too also.
At the edge of town the sweet smell of blood was in the air, Dragon loved the smell of fresh blood on a cool morning it made his adrenalin start to pump into his vanes.
Then, he saw movement in the corner of his eye. In the building to Dragons’ right Zeet was waking up from his slumber. Dragon quickly teleported up on the roof, creped down the stares and into the room where he had seen him. Dragon heard water running in the bathroom. Dragon thought to himself “Hum, how should I go about doing this… I know! Ill toss my translocater into the room right behind him and break his neck with my fingers. So, Dragon tossed the teleported into the room and zap! “OH NO! That stupid Zeet thought it was a bug and tried to smash it with his foot right when I teleported” said Dragon. He was mad, all he wanted to do was have some fun… Oh well, off to find ZWarrior and kick his butt around for a wile…… :evil

[Edited on 5-7-2002 by Dragon Master]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on May 06, 2002, 02:04:21 AM: Opie was startled. It wasn't normal to see fire billowing out of a cave like that. It could only mean one thing, someone had awakened the Dragon.

He crept up near the cave and climbed up a rather large pine to get a better view. Just as he got to a spot from where he could get a good look, he saw a sight that made his day. It was a flaming Wuss.

"Man, that's got to hurt" Opie murmured. Then Opie started to laugh. Not having all his wits about him since the doc's put that metal plate into his head, Opie couldn't stop laughing and fell out of the tree. It was just in time to see the Wuss running by flapping at the burning tutu. Too bad he didn't see that tree in front of him.

"I got to help him out" Opie thought. "I know, I'll put the fire out." Opie walks up to the burning Wuss and starts to pee all over him. Wuss started screaming in agony again and thrashing about as if he was still on fire. And maybe he was, for you see, the evil Opie decided to put the fire out and put a bit of salt into his wounds.

Wuss just wouldn't stop screaming and it was beginning to annoy Opie. "Shut up, you scum sucking little moron!" "You think this is pain?" Opie pauses for a breath, "I'll show you what pain is!" Opie picks his favorite impact hammer and thoughtfully puts it on stun. He lowers it to the Wuss nose and pulls the trigger. The hammer explodes out the back side of Wuss' skull. "Damnit, I just wanted to have a little fun. Maybe I should read the manual someday."
:sword:

[Edited on 5-6-2002 by opiesilver]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Spade on May 09, 2002, 10:21:59 AM: Opie, I noticed you edited your post and removed the part of the story where Spade being the team player that he is had zoomed in on the Opie as he was in the tree and was just about ready to pull the trigger when Opie jumped down to help out my flamming team mate Wolverine. Just as Opie was starting to put the salt on is when the story changed.
Spade had followed the Opie in his scope and when I heard the scream of my team mate is when I knew Opie wasn't helping at all but tormenting the Great Wolverine.
It was then that I pulled the trigger and stopped the pain. I can only hope that you didn't need that extra little finger that lay on the ground in front of you. We also won't have to worry about your Pee problem anymore. :rpg:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on May 09, 2002, 10:37:50 AM: A rock rolls away, and reveals a large turret gun. Behind it is ZW, grinning.

"You messed up my cheese dip!!!" He screams then pulls the trigger.

Wolverine disappears in a mist red and yellow spandex, followed by Spade with his trusty shovel.

"All done!"

The rock slides back into position.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Spade on May 09, 2002, 10:58:57 AM: I think your in a different game again Z. You must of imagined a rock that rolls and a turret gun that you could shoot. Oh Well hat's off for good imagination! 8)
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on May 09, 2002, 11:18:30 AM: :rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on May 09, 2002, 01:41:47 PM: :swear:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on May 09, 2002, 01:56:33 PM: its a dubble redemmer
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Spade on May 09, 2002, 03:02:49 PM: Was that Double?? :beer:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on May 09, 2002, 05:09:22 PM: Was that redeemer?:beer:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on May 09, 2002, 07:10:16 PM: Shudup:cry::cry::(
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on May 12, 2002, 01:42:50 PM: Chaos UT rocks!:buttrock:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on May 12, 2002, 11:18:26 PM: can we get back to the story now??????
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on May 13, 2002, 02:37:32 PM: The fog begins to roll in...
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Spade on May 21, 2002, 11:30:44 PM: Well said Z!
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Morpheus on May 28, 2002, 01:16:39 PM: ..there is a wavering of the air as Morpheus translocates beside Zeet. Click goes the translocator, KABLAM! the flack cannon makes swiss cheese out of the sniping chicken. Before he even has a chance to warn his team, Morpheus has translocated inside the fort. RA-TA-TA-TA-TAT! ZWarrior is weighed down with 100 pounds of chain gun ammo. Click woosh Spade materializes making a lovely corpse out of OpieSilver.

Meanwhile, Wolverine is bounding back to our fort with the flag. However, whatever his Dragon name is this game, has snuck in a grabbed our flag. He thinks he can hold on until the Z boys (Zeet and ZWarrior) can rescue their flag....CRACK Dragon Breath's head goes flying across the plain as Morpheus snipes from the other side of the map. SWOOSH Spade Jr. returns the flag and..... Bomp Bomp Bomp Beta Scores again!

Others don't even dream of working this well as a team!! :beer::love::wavey:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on May 29, 2002, 11:23:40 AM: The boy can dream can't he!
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on May 29, 2002, 06:17:39 PM: that was probebly one of his wildest
Title: The Taunting Room
Post by: opiesilver on May 31, 2002, 01:38:48 AM: I wonder if it was actually his own? :rolleyes That involved quite a bit of creativity.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on May 31, 2002, 02:16:41 AM: As the last wisps of smoke billows away, ZWarrior steps up to Opie. "Pull your self together! I've had enough of these cheap frags form Beta. It's time for you to show them how scoring is really done."

"Sir, yes Sir!" Opie shouts. Before anyone can move, Opie has teleported out of the window and across the map.

Out of the corner of Wolverine's eye something moved. He spins but is just too slow. Opie sticks a flack cannon under his chin and pulls the trigger. Wolverine head explodes and showers Opie in blood. "Nothing like getting ready for the blood bath to come."

Once again Opie is on the move. In and out of the shadows he moves quicker than any had thought possible. Spade sees him coming but doesn't stand a chance against Opie. Opie somehow dodges every shot he fires from his rocket launcher.

As Opie draws nearer, he notices that the nuke has just materialized behind Spade. Spade sees it as well and jumps back to grab it. As he tries to turn in time to frag Opie, his vision turns red and then a brilliant searing white. His life just ended as Opie teleports into the spot he just occupied. "Ohhh..nice toy gun. I'll give it back soon." :evil:

Opie spies the flag. "This is going to be too easy. No one guarding the flag." Opie grabs the flag and starts to flee, but in his way is the coward Morpheus. "This one is for Zeet." Opie dodges back around the corner and readies his sniper rifle. As if on cue, Morpheus runs around the corner. :gunner: Kla-bam! Opie just shakes his head and Morpheus' bounces off the far wall. "Time to score."

Opie easily makes it out of the Beta's base and out into the open. Woosh! A rifle round barely missed Opie's head. Opie looks over his shoulder and sees the entire Beta team hot on his trail. "I guess they want their nuke back. I might as well show them how it works." Opie turns around and starts running backwards without even breaking stride. Ka-Woosh! The missile streaks towards it victims. Beta team tries desperately to dodge but are too close. In a blinding flash of light the entire team vaporizes, leaving Opie all alone on the field. "Opps, I think I killed them all again."

Opie enters his base to find everyone well positioned to defend the Alpha flag. As Opie triumphantly scores the flag, ZW looks at Opie and says "is that the best you can do? My mamma could have scored twice already." Opie stares at the ground and says "You want scoring, I'll give you scoring." and proceeds to scores in bloodier fashion three more times in a row.

--OpieSilver :hat
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on May 31, 2002, 10:07:04 AM: Now THAT was good. Of course there are certain people that would take exception to it, but I felt it was quite on targt! ;)
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Post by: Morpheus on May 31, 2002, 01:15:46 PM: Well,

It was at least creative. Much more creative than my last post. It doesn't take much creativity to recount reality.

You forgot about JR..
he was standing behind you while you tried changeing back to your nuke
and splatered you with the flak cannon...:dance::rpg:.... better watch out for that boy!

[Edited on 5-31-2002 by Morpheus]

[Edited on 5-31-2002 by Morpheus]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on June 01, 2002, 05:00:14 PM: what you got to keep editing it to make it more unbelevable:lol

ok i think i have it now.

[Edited on 6-1-2002 by Dragon Master]

But then the MASTER steps in... :D

[Edited on 6-3-2002 by ZWarrior]

Im the only master around here!!!

[Edited on 6-7-2002 by Dragon Master]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Spade on June 04, 2002, 08:42:09 AM: :dance: Opie wrote a story :dance:

:dance: Opie wrote a story :dance:

:beer: I will say you get a cheer for creativity.

:buttrock: Heres for imagination!

:rpg: This is for killing me

:shame: You really should tell the truth

:camera: You are busted and must come clean

:swear: Your going to look like this the next time we play.

8) Nice post though 8)
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Post by: opiesilver on June 05, 2002, 12:47:21 AM: Oh gosh!!! ZW, should I tell Spud, I mean Spade, what really happened? :eek

You see, after the first match that I had ever played with Alpha, ZWarrior said to me "Hey Opie, do you think you could score a little more?" I had been sort of playing defense, but Zeet was holding the other team so far away that I had nothing to kill. :rpg: I have to say in my defense that I thought the rest of you, Alpha team, were doing brilliant without me going for the flag. :buttrock: But, in listening to the wise old owl ZWarrior, I went out and started capturing flags.

The rest is history. In fact, you should know since I scored so many times against Beta. :cry: So whine as you might, actions always speak louder than words. :cry:

If you wanna play again, just let me know when and where. I'll even buy the first round. :beer:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Morpheus on June 05, 2002, 01:40:04 PM: Hmmm, let's see.....

How quickly we forget

1st match Beta 3 to 2 in overtime
2nd match I don't remember but I don't recal Opee scoring much
3rd match Alpha 3 to 2 in overtime

Oh, and don't forget Beta had a (how old is Jr?) kid defending and he was all over all ya all like white on rice.

In fact every time you :wanker: there was JR. :rpg: spankin you down.

In fact the Zit was :blob: with fear so he found a hiding place and got out the chicken riffle. Of course every time he did that, Morpheus would route him out and :hotbouns:.

Meanwhile the spectacular Spade was translocating all over you, grabbing the flag, and all ZWusser could do is :swear:.

Then there was wonderful Wolverine
with a :drummer: here
and a :drummer: there,
here a :drummer:
there a :drummer:
everywhere a :drummer: :drummer:
Wolverine was :bounce: dragon all over the map.

The only true test will be a REMATCH!!!!!

until then
:buttrock:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on June 05, 2002, 02:46:11 PM: Well Said Morpheus.:buttrock:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on June 05, 2002, 04:01:34 PM: Actually I believe that game was a little different than that for me. It took Ken and Morpheus teaming up on me to start getting the flag. ;)

As far as how the scores were...

(http://clanambush.ambushsite.com/images/finals-rnd1-sm.gif)
(http://clanambush.ambushsite.com/images/finals-rnd2-sm.gif)
(http://clanambush.ambushsite.com/images/finals-rnd3-sm.gif)

What can I say, we both had good teams!

BTW, good luck to Dragon, he has a ladder match tonight! Thanks to Phil for drilling him last night, too!

[Edited on 6-5-2002 by ZWarrior]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on June 06, 2002, 12:57:05 AM: Ohhhh....The Wussboy dares to speak! :o Say on Brother Wuss. :sleep:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on June 06, 2002, 11:52:54 AM: 2 THINGS TO SAY:

1)I had a fun time helping Dragon practice for his 1vs.1 ladder match. Had a blast with that. Always willing to help!
2)There will be a rematch and we will see ..out of the 2 awesome teams who will win this one.

Adding to that... Opie never played on the same team with the Alpha team (that's the name of the team...not meaning better in skill) before that game day.
This rematch we are all talking about. will most likely be a harder game. But we will most definitely have a great time playing it.. Looking forward to the game!!!

Every one is good at UT..including Opie!:wavey:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on June 07, 2002, 01:27:42 AM: You're not gonna start on another strech of "You are all so good at UT" are you? The last go round was really sickening. :x
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on June 07, 2002, 01:29:37 AM: I have to say that I would immensely enjoy a rematch. Not often I get to play with those who have skills. You guys rock! :buttrock:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Spade on June 07, 2002, 08:23:13 AM: As we all know, It comes down to the day.....Some days your on...Some days your off.

It comes down to the Maps.....Some maps you groove in and some Maps just don't flow well.

It comes down to Team Play....Were working on that. That was our first time working together as a team.

It comes down to Ping....Nuff said!

It comes down to Enviorment....Hopfully Wolverine will feel better at the next one and won't have to support his left arm with a trash can.....Never knew when he might have to talk to RALPH.

It comes down to the fact that we all have our strenghs and weaknesses....Work on your weaknesses....Change your habits....Expand your skill....and for others like myself.....Remap your keys and learn all over again. :swear:

I just can't wait to play you boys again....I think you might be surprised the next time we get together.

BTW....no more rippers for ZW, he has to use a new gun. No more snipper rifles for Zeet, He has to use a different gun. No more rocket launchers for Dragon and as for Opie well he can have them all cuz it didnt much matter what he tried to use. :rolling
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on June 07, 2002, 09:34:39 AM: OPIE....are you ok? That sounded like he cut your legs off....VERY SHARP TAUNT... I love it
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on June 07, 2002, 12:46:44 PM: Just a note, I HATE the ripper, but love the MINIGUN! ;)
:mg-rt: :hide:
But I know what you are saying Spade!

No more translocators for 2 certain peeps! :transloc:

[Edited on 6-7-2002 by ZWarrior]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on June 07, 2002, 01:24:10 PM: In my mach w/Chicken he uses the :shock: WAY TOO MUCH and i couldent get away.... if you whant to see the demos i made e-mail me at DragonsNest@cox.net... they are 2 meg a pice
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Post by: opiesilver on June 07, 2002, 07:31:58 PM: That was a fantastic taunt. I'm really suprised you knew what it was when you read it Wolfy. :lol:

***ZW, please give us spellcheck***

[Edited on 6-8-2002 by opiesilver]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on June 09, 2002, 11:32:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by opiesilver
That was a fantastic taunt. I'm really suprised you knew what it was when you read it Wolfy. :lol:

.
what post are you refering to????
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on June 10, 2002, 12:05:07 AM: I'd suggest that you read Wolverine's last post.:sleep:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Spade on June 10, 2002, 12:04:48 PM: Looks like someong needs to awaken the sleeping giant.....Hmmmmm I think I might be able to accomplish that one?:sleep::rpg:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on June 10, 2002, 04:33:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ZWarrior
Just a note, I HATE the ripper, but love the MINIGUN! ;)
:mg-rt: :hide:
But I know what you are saying Spade!

No more translocators for 2 certain peeps! :transloc:

[Edited on 6-7-2002 by ZWarrior]

im one of them arnt i:transloc:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on June 10, 2002, 05:48:05 PM: There is nothing wrong with using the translocator in my opinion. :transloc:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on July 02, 2002, 03:30:33 PM: Sorry Dragon..but I think Zwarrior was making a comment to Spade and Wolverine.

I do have to admit..Zwarrior is ruthless with that mini-gun! OUCH!!!!!:mg-lft:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on July 03, 2002, 01:00:47 PM: I have nothing against the translocator itself, just the over use therein. One thing many don't realize, using the tranny a lot will lag the server. I didn't know this either, until I was doing some research into the speed of a server and the impact certain items have on it. Besides, I was mostly just teasing Wolvy and Spade, the twin Tranny-users! :transloc:

BTW, I am still trying to find a way to get spellcheck on this system.
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Post by: n1c on July 05, 2002, 08:15:02 PM: well i was just wundering since at the last LAN party i ihad around 50 tellafrags :P:transloc::P
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on August 09, 2002, 01:56:30 AM: Can we get back to the story now? I'm sure that Wuss-a-rine is just full of huge embellishments of the truth.

Wuss you are a fantastic UT player, in fact all of you are. True masters of the game. :)
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Morpheus on August 09, 2002, 09:58:36 AM: The story will continue at F3. It will go something like this.... The "beta" team (Wuss, Spud, Hot lips, and Rouge) will work their way through the teams until the finals, when they will encounter the (hmm my team needs a name). At that time a hush will come over the room and the other teams will focus their attention on the projection of the game. The beta teams palms will get sweaty as they realize the skill they are up against. Before they can even begin a strategy, they have 2 points scored against them. The audience is in a silent awe, what skill, what team work, what an awesome team............
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on August 09, 2002, 05:15:03 PM: And let us not forget "What drugs are you on?" :D
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on August 10, 2002, 12:29:49 AM: I know the plan and have already offered my congratulations to Morph for being so devious and resourceful in finding the players he has lined up. Only wish he would have invited me. You only learn when your playing with someone better than you are.:beer:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on August 10, 2002, 12:32:09 AM: Oh, btw....my post was not intended to scare anyone off. All of you are the true masters of UT. I can only dream about being as skilled as all of you.:rolleyes:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on August 12, 2002, 11:32:41 AM: It was only a matter of time. Eventually, I knew that someday, sometime, Opie would break.

He has come to the light. Opiesilver, on the inside, has always wanted, had a yearning to be like, Wolverine.

Brings a tear to my eye little guy! <sniffle>

Carry on! :)
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Morpheus on August 12, 2002, 01:15:37 PM: :x

That's all I have to say about that.

Only drugs I'm on are natural food supplements.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on August 12, 2002, 02:20:41 PM: Whew, must be some kind of really strange stuff floating around in here. Better open a window to air this place out!

*KRASH*
[tosses chair through the plate glass window]

Oops sorry Zeet, I didn't realize you were lurking out there!
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on August 12, 2002, 04:19:22 PM: ROFLOL :):):):):):):):):):):):)
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on August 13, 2002, 12:26:28 AM: Gee Wolfy, your game style has always amazed me. No really. :love: You are truely THE master of UT that I think you are. Please teach me more.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Morpheus on August 13, 2002, 12:02:50 PM: Yes, we all want to join the Wolverine school of UT. (more commonly known as How to talk smack that I can't back) :lol::wavey:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on August 13, 2002, 03:21:46 PM: All hail Wolverine, Lord of UT.......
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on August 16, 2002, 10:59:06 AM: Ya know this thread is SOOOOO far off topic, it's incredible that it even makes sense! Back to topic!

*Pulls .45 and caps Wolvy in the pinky toe*

"You shot my pinky toe! You shot my pinky toe!"
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Morpheus on August 16, 2002, 11:03:50 AM: CRACK!!!!! As Wolverine dances around yelping about his toe, ZW's head goes rolling to the ground. Headshot! And I say, shouldn't stand around gloating ZW, you might loose your head.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on August 16, 2002, 01:20:22 PM: Morphous and Wolverine stand there looking at ZW head as the sun comes up over the horizon behind them.

"Morphous! Your shadow looks funny" snaped the ever smelly Wolverine.

"Yeah, yours too. I wonder why were seeing smilie faces of light in our shadow?"

They then understood, but it was too late. The blood had left their bodies and pooled at their feet.

Fifteen hundred yards away, a shadow moved. "Need to work on my shot groupings...." Opie mumbles to himself.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on August 16, 2002, 03:33:58 PM: GULP! Oh what should i do?
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on August 16, 2002, 04:50:52 PM: Come up with something interesting for once would be nice........:D
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on August 18, 2002, 07:47:13 AM: ZW steps from the shadows and lobs a flak grenade at Spade.

"Hey Spade! Catch!"

ZW drops into his sealed bunker.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on August 18, 2002, 01:55:56 PM: then he sufficates and dies too...
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Morpheus on August 18, 2002, 11:06:59 PM: clink, clink, clink

BOOOOM

Gotta watch those grenades in a sealed bunker.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on August 19, 2002, 12:35:21 AM: Umm... he is already dead... He ran out of air!!!

Silly rabbit.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on September 05, 2002, 02:53:58 PM: I HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST MESSAGE POSTED! :)
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on September 05, 2002, 03:29:57 PM: Ok Ill let you have the last one...

um, except if i post this your not the last one. . . . . OH WELL!!!
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Morpheus on September 05, 2002, 04:14:24 PM: The nuke comes flying in fragging both Wolverine and Dragon. Bye bye.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on September 06, 2002, 01:29:55 AM: DM reapers "wow that tingled" grabs the flack cannon and truges off to shove the red pill down morfs throt
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on September 06, 2002, 08:50:55 AM: Opie spies another golden opertunity. He carefully aligns his sights on the target, checks the windage, makes his final adjustments, and squeezes off that shot to end all shots. Just over 2200 yards away, the body that once belonged to Wolverine lay twitching.

"Well, there will be no open casket for him. Let's see Zeet top that shot." Opie gets up and teleports over to a new spot with a great view. "Looks like I'll be hunting Spade this season."
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on September 06, 2002, 10:47:55 AM: ZW lobs a grenade and a shovel at Opie.

"Here's your spade!"

Switches to minigun and opens up on Opie's dead carcass.

"Always tenderize your meat before grilling it!":mg-rt:

:D
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on September 07, 2002, 03:20:06 AM: ouch!
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on September 07, 2002, 10:04:20 AM: *slaps a new ammo carton in the minigun and wanders off*

Oh Spaaaade! Time for your dance lessons!
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on May 16, 2003, 01:16:05 PM: Too quiet around here.

Cranks up the redeemer and fires of in Alt mode.

The missle flies off being controlled by the whim of ZWarrior's fancy.

He spots Spade, Wolverine, and OpieSilver gathered around a woodpile, trying to start it so they can make their smores.

He deftly turns the high flying missle on a dime and hit the woodpile "dead" center m instantly vaporizing the trio and their goodies.

"And THAT is how you start a fire, ZW style!!" :D
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on May 16, 2003, 02:40:08 PM: this is where i smile and unpluge the server:lol:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on May 16, 2003, 02:42:13 PM: Ya know fraggster, you look kinda cute with my cross hairs on your forehead!

:D

:sniper:

:D
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on May 16, 2003, 03:16:41 PM: Didn't anyone ever tell you Fragster, there is no server in here?

Opie smiles and fires up his chainsaw. "How do you like your hair cut again? Extra short?"

As Opie lowers the saw, ZW bends double and launches his lunch at Morphous' feet. Morphy smiles "Look ZW, it's raining blood!!!".
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on May 16, 2003, 03:39:30 PM: Hmm, gotta remember to check six.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on September 26, 2003, 03:33:02 PM: patiently follows ZWevery move with teh sniper rifle............

edit: w00t i reached 100 posts, i am wise now:lol

[Edited on 9-26-2003 by Fraggster]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on November 12, 2003, 03:56:28 PM: As Wolverine spawns with tranny in hand. Sniffs the air to locate a pawn of his delectible taste. Ahah! Alas! Fresh flesh! Just then Morpheus comes around a building. No weapon in hand. Just a magazine. The magazine was some type of "MAtrix updates" magazine... His eye is just glimmering as he is staring at a picture of the REAL morpheus. WOlverine starts to shoot some sniper rounds at him.. Morphues turns and puts out his hand like Neo did in the first Matrix to stop the bullets, except the rounds pierce right through Morphues body. Wolverine snickers.. "This ain't the matrix buddy..and you aren't Neo!":lol
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on November 12, 2003, 04:18:56 PM: ZW pulls the trigger and marks Wolvy with a laser painter.

"Heads up!"

Wolvy is instantly incenerated by the explosive power of the space based laser system as it focuses on the tiny dot on his forehead.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on November 13, 2003, 04:13:42 PM: Just then Wolverine spawns in right behind Zwarrior... all 'Z' hears is a 'chunka' ...As he respawns he yells.. "WOLVY!"

Wolverine is snickering with his tranny in hand.. :)
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Morpheus on November 14, 2003, 10:15:34 AM: Actually Morpheus is the incarnation of death...and he ALWAYS get his victim eventually...you can run, you can hide, you can even frag me...but in the end you are all mine...

As Wolvy snickers to himself he hears FOOM just before the flack sears through his body

"Nothing like a point blank flack ball!" Gloats Morpheus.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on November 14, 2003, 01:39:56 PM: Morpheus hears a giant sucking sound then the world has a brilliant orange hue for the last 3 milliseconds of his life.

Then the nuclear energy released by an exploding redeemer consumes him and what was left of Wolverine's body.

*spacebar time!*
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on November 14, 2003, 01:43:02 PM: Opie just sits on top of the mountain watching these fools. He has his best friend with him, a sniper rifle name Mr. Snuggles and a few clips of explosive rounds. Opie just can't help but smile at the thought of the hell he will be unleashing up those poor fools.

"Remember the time you decided to take your fight up north? Well Mr. Anderson, the fight has come to you now. <evil laugh>"

Opie using a laser sight scopes in his targets. He really can't feel any emotion about what he's doing. You lose those feelings over time, after killing entire populations, after the Angel of Death names his son after you.

<Click> Opie watches through the scope as Wolverine and Morpheus are turned into hamburger. A bit of drool escapes his lips as his finger twitches again. <Click> What was once ZWarrior is now spread across the field where he spawned.

<Click, click, click> Once again the three stooges are vaporized. An evil, almost demonic, smile spreads across his face. "What do you think Mr. Snuggles, have we caused enough havoc? No...."

<click, click, click, click, click, click, click, reload, click, click, click, click, click, click> The smell of sulpher and blood are now wafting through even the thin air of the mountain tops. "That's enough Mr. Snuggles. Let's go get a drink. After all, they might begin to suspect that they are powerless to stop us."

[Edited on 11-14-2003 by opiesilver]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on November 14, 2003, 01:54:17 PM: Opie rises to relieve and refresh himself, laying down his precious Mr. Snuggles.

He hears a voice from the shadows, "Say helloo to my leetle friend!"

Then the chatter of a chaingun fills his ears as the projectiles fill him and Mr. Snuggles explodes into little shards of plastic and wood.

The body stays suspended in the air as ZW empties the clip. Finally he switches to the flak cannon and moves off to a new hunting ground.

"He is gonna be TICKED when he respawns!"
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on December 03, 2003, 03:27:12 PM: ZW enters the ruins crouched low and tracking the enemy ahead.

Suddenly Spade rounds the corner, and gets a gut of flak for his troubles.

"Dang twitch players!" he gasps as he falls to the ground.

ZW continues the hunt. Closer and closer he crawls closer to his prey. Finally he is close enough to smell the nasty cologne Wolverine is wearing.

ZW switches to his translocator and tossed the unit at Wolvy's feet. Wolvy looks down and gulps.

ZW pushes the button on the hand control...

*SCHwinnnngggg*

ZW proves once again that the laws of matter are true as Wolvy disintergrates.

ZW moves off loading his mini-gun as he goes.

"Now THAT will earn me a whooping later!"
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on December 03, 2003, 04:01:21 PM: Meanwhile Dragon is in the bush at the top of the hill. Peering through the scope on his sniper rifle. Dragon watches ZW as he makes hamburger out of the other team. Wow, that is rare meat!!!
Then all of a sudden Dragon spots wolverine sneaking up on ZW, "No you don't" said Dragon BLAMMMM.... ZW jumps and turns around just in time to see Wolfys head fall to the ground. He smiles and looks up the hill thinking "Wow the wind must be blowing the other way, I didn’t even smell Wolfys bad cologne. ZW gives Dragon the thumbs up and goes to get some more ammo and track down the others......

(Sorry Dragon, I couldn't take the spelling anymore.)

[Edited on 12-3-2003 by opiesilver]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on December 03, 2003, 04:48:42 PM: [303]Jolly Roger has Connected...
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 03, 2003, 06:01:40 PM: seeing jolly spawn snauz follows him stealthfuly
he lays down in a fairly desetin ( decent? ) sniperspot
meanwhile snauz gets into a plane and gets a nice airal view of the place......ZW is within 10 feet of jolly giving him some cover and what is that coming up on ZW....Its wolverine!
i cant resist. i push it into full throttle, aim my plane at the bunch and bail.
eww that just messy

*Same here snauz, I just HAD to fix it. Not an easy job either! - ZW*

[Edited on 12-4-2003 by ZWarrior]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on December 03, 2003, 06:59:56 PM: (you still missed a few)

Opie cudles Mr. Snuggles. Mr. Snuggles don't work no more. Opie is mad.

Opie pulls out Mr. Snuggles' big brother, Mr. Ion Painter. Too bad ZW didn't notice that there was a funny light shining on his toes. Maybe the hobbit would have noticed, but not ZW.

Just then ZW hear a plane over head. As his head jerks around and up a light pierces the smoke. Without saying a word he is vaporized, just as is the entire northern quadrent of the map.

"Meet my other little friend" Opie screams.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on December 03, 2003, 07:34:43 PM: Spawning Jolly find some cover as he gets his bearing straight. He looks around to see Snauz's Chute collapes and Snauz run off. Jolly follow with a certain bit of stealth in mind with rifel slung on back. He notices Opie run by to meet Snauz. Jolly finds high ground. ZW spawns....
Jolly watches carefully he pulles he's high powered rifel from his back and take aim on the poor soul, Snauz... Click the hammer flyes forwod for the primer case and strike with a feirce Crack and ingnites the powder charge in turn propelling the bullet tward snauz head faster then sound and just as Opie say "snauz..." to get his attention, Snauz head is oblitterated and brain matter is slung twards Opies face...half a second later Opie hears the shot, is he to late...
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 03, 2003, 09:08:19 PM: Respawning with a termendus hedache snauz walks out and sees jolly rooting through opies brainspaltered body. so po that jolly he being a thife he wlks up and goes kung-fu on him bendig him in ways never thought possible. after that he sees that opie has a bullet hole through his forehead so snauz returs to doing joolys work of looting dead ppl.

:sword::impact:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on December 03, 2003, 09:33:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by [303]snauzberries
Respawning with a termendus hedache snauz walks out and sees jolly rooting through opies brainspaltered body. so po that jolly he being a thife he wlks up and goes kung-fu on him bendig him in ways never thought possible. after that he sees that opie has a bullet hole through his forehead so snauz returs to doing joolys work of looting dead ppl.

:sword::impact:

ZW can you clean this up for us.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on December 04, 2003, 01:17:58 PM: dragon is running to the ammo storage to find some ammo for his banneli shootgun.
as he runs he thinks to himself "Man 1 shot kills are the best, the ammo lasts so much longer." Dragon met up with Zeet and ZW in the barrics. Ahh, Dragon your just in time lets jump in the tanks out back and realy cause some havock. they all jumped in and set off tord the big battelfield. . . . . . . .
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 04, 2003, 05:25:07 PM: hearing jolly complain abot my horrible grammer snauz turns and shoots. jooly fall with the ground spaterd with fresh blood.
hearing a tank in the distastace snauz looks for cover.
its a maasive work of macinery. snauz wants it but dragon and zw are in it so he serches his pockets and he finds...................nothing. o crap what will happen....:jawdrop:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on December 04, 2003, 11:00:56 PM: ZW pilots the tank with such grace and ease that it is almost shameful the way snauz turns into a puddle under the treads as ZW runs him over.

Dragon looks down into the tank at ZW, "Did we hit something?"

"Naw, just a bump in the dirt I think."

"Oh, then where'd the mess on the side of the tank come from?"

"Musta been a rabbit or something."

The shrill shriek of an RPG interupts their convo.

ZW turns the turret and Dragon opens with the mounted 50cal, painfully seperating Wolvy's torso in two pieces.

ZW fires a sabot round and destroys the BMP that Opie was trying to bring around behind them.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on December 05, 2003, 03:33:09 PM: Runnig by Snauz's sqiuah body Jolly annoinces 'eewww'

He meets up with ZW and Dragon to get orders

He is told to go foward to scout for anti-tank rockets and on his way he finds an ammo depot 'loads up with ammo'

Jolly take camp in some bushes and wihips out some Binoculars and starts scanning

Snauz....15 sec to spawn....
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 05, 2003, 05:21:07 PM: snauz is a little tweked so he deside to have some fun:evil
he spawn and goes to the closest ammo depo.......he walks in and asks if nebody was in there. no awswer he goes to the wepon storage and find what he is lokking for.........dynomite

just than a russle was heard in the far corrner. he sees the enmies uniform.
pulling out a grenade he stethfuly waks up to his victum . pulling the pin he crouches down. after three seconds he chuks the buitiful explosive and lnding right behind the victum.
Jolly shoots into the air like a cat hereng a loud noise. BOOM!
snauz will never forget the look on his face. now he begins to walk out. "now for that tank"
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on December 06, 2003, 04:56:46 PM: Snauz starts to exit the depot, turning to look out the door as he goes.

He stops short as he realizes that his nose is in a large round hole smelling suspiciously like cordite. He takes a step back and looks above the tank's barrel to see Dragon waving with a big smile on his face.

"Hey there Snauz! Can you say Boom!"

BOOOM!!!

'I knew ya could!"

ZW backs the tank up and goes to collect Jolly who has respawned down the road.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 06, 2003, 10:12:25 PM: owwwww
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on December 07, 2003, 10:49:56 AM: Jolly looks back just in time to see the tank backing up, its cannon emerging from the door he thinks to him self,

' I wonder what that was about'

Jolly continues to scan for enemys that could harm the "Precious"... tank.

He see a shadow off in the harizon and he focus on it he can't make out if it is friand or foe

He is alarmed to see a tube mounted to the sodliers sholder panicing he takes aim
<CRACK> the shot hit the middle of the head and the figure falls

'Tank safe, It can now go forward", Jolly signal the Dragon and ZW to proseed.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on December 10, 2003, 12:49:34 PM: Just then fraggy, who has been watch over this frag fest with great amusement pulls out his anti-tank gun and proceeds to blow there "precious" tank to hell and back just as jolly kills a team mate from a distance.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on December 13, 2003, 01:09:08 AM: Jolly notices Fraggy moving through the Brush to get a good shot off at the tank.
Jolly Chucks a smoke can out to warn the tank and distract the enemy for a brief second, and then Dragon see Fraggy ...
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on December 13, 2003, 10:54:45 AM: Dragon saw the puffin smoke and was instantly called to attention. Dragon yelled down at Z "Hey I think we got trouble". Just then a rocket propelled grenade exploded on the side of the tank. Dragon and z about had a hart attack from the noise. then Z saw them reloading in the distance, aiming the barrel of the tank Zwarrior fires of a round and sends the culprit flying through the air...
Dragon jumps out and inspects the damage. Well, it’s not serious but I can’t fix it in les than a day. Ill do what I can and well set off to find another tank........

[Edited on 12-14-2003 by Dragon Master]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on December 13, 2003, 04:27:28 PM: Opie, still PO'd from having to rebuild Mr. Snuggles, watches all that has gone on from afar. **Beep, Beep** Cool the Ion Cannon has recharged. Bye-Bye Mr. Tank.

(http://www.ambushsite.com/images/misc/atomic.gif)

*evil grin*

I just love the smell of fallout in the morning.

[Edited on 12-15-2003 by ZWarrior]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on December 14, 2003, 07:33:57 PM: Jolly Turns On super Shield
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 14, 2003, 07:34:13 PM: Snauz is a lil anoyed that jolly hasent diend for a coulpe of posts

He hops in a tank he "found" and drives off
seein jolly playing around with his gun he aims his barrel in that direction
sudnly a blueih-greenish-purplesh beam get shot from opies last known position
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
the tank has been blowin to oblvion and beoynd along with jolly and ne others in the blast radius.
"shoot i wanted that kill"
so snauz goes on tank patrol
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on December 15, 2003, 06:18:26 PM: Jolly, Still Alive but now floatong in oblivion
finds himself a little puzzled

"So this is what Oblivion looks like"

Jolly Floats looking for answers
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on December 15, 2003, 06:23:13 PM: ZW crawls through the brush on a high ridge above all other areas. He brings the binoculars to his eyes and keys his mic.

"eagle-1, fire support. have target. Fire for correct"

"Eagle-1 copy. Firing one round for correct."

Dragon fires the Howitzer and waits for correction from ZW.

"eagle-1, correct left and back."

'eagle-1, left and back, roger"

Dragon makes the correction and fires again.

The round screams through the air and lands on Snauz's bunker.

"eagle-1, target on. Fire for effect."

Dragon opens up and begins dropping rounds on the bunker and the resources around him.

ZW watches as Opies spawns in the bunker doorway and chuckles as he tries to escape the barrage.

He pulls out the sniper rifle and scopes in on the bunker window. He sees snauz huddled in the back corner in a large puddle of what might be sweat.

He takes a breath, holds it and squeezes off one round.

"eagle-1. hold fire. All targets eliminated."

ZW crawls back down the ridge and looks for a new fire point.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 15, 2003, 08:22:49 PM: this is not going to well for snauz..
he calls on the poswers of the force and finds his lightsaber.
"hmm seem that mr. snuggles has a new freind"
spawnig and using his forse intution hey easy locats z weak mind

he casts a hypnosis on z to fire upon his team and himself

z and dragan are now gone
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on December 16, 2003, 02:01:53 PM: ZW fights the power and dons his tin-foil cap. "Good against governments, aliens, and rogue Jedi."

Finally free of the evil influences, but weary from the fight to regain his control, he staggers into the cockpit of the AC-130 and fires up the engines.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on December 16, 2003, 02:44:31 PM: Wolfy, with binoculars in hand, sees someone entering an AC-130. Knowing it's the enemy from the chicken feathers in the aluminum hat being worn, he decides to give some air support to his fellow comrades. Wolfy jumps into an Apache Helicopter Special Platinum Edition. His copilit, Gladiator, nick named GOOSE. (roflol) After turning on power and defeating the power of gravity, Wolfy starts his hunt through the sky for ZW and his AC-130.... ZW notices Snauz respawning below... he takes a turn around and come back and drills the unknowing comrade with some machine guns, pasting his life fluids on the wall behind him. Wolfy feeling the loss of another team mate, and hating that fact of another SPAWN KILLER in the game, shouts with great pride.. "ADRIAN!" ...(he just watched Rocky last night) Wolfy starts to control the helicopter to gain some lift... just then he notices ZW flying underneath. How did Wolfy know it was ZW, you ask? Because behind the AC-130, ZW was dragging an advertisement banner that said "Will kill for CHEESEDIP"...Wolfy taking the opportunity drops altitude behind the AC-130, turns on the SPECIAL EDITION (BLUE THUNDER JETS) and takes it forward to follow the splendid machinery. Wolfy locks on to ZW and unleashes plethora of the NEW AC-130 tracing rockets. 20 of them to be specific. Another jet is airborne and following Wolfy. "Talk to me GOOSE! where are they!" Goose replying "I can't see them" They both are frantic, for a second and then Wolfy says to himself, "Who is that? Well I may not know, but these are my skies, and I'll just have to take them out to."

((((( intermission )))))))

Just then the second aircraft let's off a rocket in the direction of Wolfy. Goose (aka Gladiator) lets out a big laugh and tells Wolfy, "Watch this!"

As the second pilot is watching, Wolfy and Gladiator vanish. Second airpilot is Dragon, and responds..."What the heck? he was right there in front of me." ZW notices the rockets behind him...figures "I'll make a turn around and bring the missiles back at Wolfy and take us both down... ZW makes his turn..sees Wolfy in the distance. "5 seconds to impact!" As ZW is about to hit the on coming aircraft, he notices it is Dragon. Time slows to a stand still.. You hear both Dragon and ZW start to yell 'NO! G-e-t o-u-t o-f t-h-e w-a-y!'... (their voices sound so LOW because of time standing still ) The 2 aircraft collide with a fireworks display had all the missiles collide with each other.....

From the ground.."What a sight!" says opiesilver...."THat was totally awesome!" says snauz... just then. right next to both of them an APACHE starts to appear. They both jump back.. who is that they are seeing... Wolfy and Gladiator jump out of the cockpit. Gladiator says "I love these new APACHES ..they have cloaking devices." They all laugh :lol

:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling

[Edited on 12-16-2003 by Wolverine of Ambush!]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on December 16, 2003, 03:55:10 PM: ZW finds himself falling from the wreckage of his AC-130 as a high rate of speed. As he looks around at the rapidly approaching ground he sees the Apache appear near a group of enemy players.

As he nears the ground he pulls the ripcord and holds on for dear life as the chute opens and slows his rapid decent
to a gentle glide.

ZW locks off the chute controls and brings his MarkII Redeemer online. He sites on the laughing targets below and gently pulls the trigger.

The guided rocket leaps from it's holder and begins it hunt for the target designated.

Opie stops laughing for a second and looks around, "You guys hear something?"

Ba-WHOOOM

As the cloud of energy expands from the impact area, having disintegrated Wolvy, Opie, Snauz, and Goose, ZW realizes that he has floated too close. The released energy burns as it passes by him, but leaves him with only a bad sunburn due to his battle suits protection.

But the ground is again rapidly approaching.

ZW looks up and sees that the delicate material of his chute has been disintegrated as well, and he is now falling fast and going to hit hard.

"Oops."
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 16, 2003, 09:22:17 PM: snauz loves the power of the jedi
yet again he plays a cheap trick on z making him think that the redeemer actualy hit
"silly fool, sholda made sure his hat woldent fall off in big crashes of hellicopters"
As z looks up he sees a large slow monving missle heading his way from the power full push of snauzes forse push
as snauz lokks apon his fun he seez a blur in the sky

NO IT CANT BE!
IT IS!
jolly has retered from oblivion
o well the reddemer should take him out

"i love those new apaches"

BOOM!

jolly and z are obliterate in the reddemers chaos
with the force none shall stop me
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on December 16, 2003, 09:50:00 PM: Yes Jolly has returned from OIblivion but not with out some cheap tricks to go with.
First He found the 'Source' and Interfaced with it and learn the secrets of the game.
re-writing some code jolly can now use bullet-time.
On his return he watched it all the whole thing and he knew that Snauz some how got hes head so far up his own butt that he obtain some kind of Force mastery and now it was going to be hard to combat the little twit.
As for opie's Mr. Snuggle, he found the anti-Mr. Snuggles and will make sure that Mr. Snuggle has a peaceful death. On his descent twords earth he noticed a reedemer go off and was a little scared at first but little Did snauz Know Jolly had a Radiation suit from oblivion so nothing happen to him....
Jolly comes closer To the Gentle Earth and notices that he can't slow down and things are coming to quick.....

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Message:
<Jolly has died due to sudden negitive acceleration>
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on December 17, 2003, 04:18:19 PM: jolly?...

i loved the 'negative acceleration'.. ROFLOL :) :) :rolling:rolling
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on December 17, 2003, 04:32:37 PM: Opie flips open his communicator, "Scotty, beam that brat into the sun." With a shimmering light Snauz disintergrates and rematerializes in the sun. "Force my a$$" Opie mumbles.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 17, 2003, 06:59:14 PM: ouch nice burn
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on December 17, 2003, 07:23:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by [303]snauzberries
ouch nice burn
Did some one say burn? *whips out his flame thrower and makes roast 'berries
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on December 17, 2003, 08:39:19 PM: Mel Torme ;"Achristmas Song"
[chestnut rosting on an open fire...]

Snauzzberies roasting on an open fire.
Fraggy in control of the Roast.
Guns and Bomb blowing up all around
and we're all dress in camo----o
everybody knows some sand in the face
help to make the players fight.
Jolly roger with his gun all a glow
will find it hard to stop tonite...
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 17, 2003, 08:54:57 PM: .......merry shootmas
merryshoo*BZZEWWW*

"well that takes care of that anoying of that"
as jolly falls to the grond legs than torso snauz puts away his lightsaber and walks away to go take care of his roster.
Making sure scotty cant get a lock on him this time, he puts up a scrambler
and walks of in the snowy bliss
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on December 17, 2003, 09:07:24 PM: Fraggy falls to the ground laughing his butt off, then his gun "accidentaly" fires hitting 'berries right in his chestnuts:rolling
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on December 18, 2003, 05:09:09 PM: ZW respawns and brushes off the dust from his uniform.

Time to get dangerous...

he pulls a remote from his belt and taps a few buttons. The hill behind him opens and ZWarrior walks in.

"It's good to be the mad scientist." :D

A series of heavy thumps resonate from the darkness as the ground shakes in time with them. Suddenly from the darkness steps an Atlas class Mech (heavily modified).

"Let's dance, boys!"

He proceeds to squash snauz under a 30 ton foot and opens fire on Opie with a PPG mounted on the left arm while the launching SRMs at Wolvy's Apache and firing the projectile beam guns at him.

Opie dodges the first round and leaps for safety behind a nearby hill. But just as he lowers himself to the ground and breathes a sigh of relief the hill disappears. he has a mere microsecond to realize the danger and then a flash sears his retinas and then he disappears without even a poof. leaving behind only the memory of a once-great warrior.

Wolvy pulls up on the stick to avoid the missles and realizes that he has put himself into the barrage from the projectile beams. As he looks around the Apache disappears in a blast of noise and then his body follows. The resulting spray of fluids from "man" and machine covers Jolly who is hiding in the brush nearby.

ZW check statuses and wait for the next round. The Ysalamari is ready for the "Force tricks", he won't be fooled THIS time.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 18, 2003, 05:43:13 PM: Spawnig he sees z's secet lab closing
hmmmmmm.......
Runig with all his migh snauz barly gets in
looking aroun snauz finds the orignal blueprints to "mr snuggles"
"opie will be proud"
starting to bulid he desides to make a few modifications by straping a shock cannon and using the special crysatals found in his light saber he makes a wepon so powerful it can blow up bolders and still kill.
finnaly MR. Snuggls jr is compleate. he gets ready to leave when the wall opens again.
Z is out of ammo and he needs to reload
perfect:evil
as the door finshes to open snauz redys the wepon and z walkis in with a dazling display of colrys z and the mech are oblerated
"now to find opie and give him the new and improvered "mr. snuggles"
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on December 19, 2003, 02:02:25 PM: ZW chuckles as snauz leave the lair with the new weapon.

He grabs his remote and punches in a keycode.

A high pitch whine sounds from across the valley and suddenly a tight focus energy beam flashes across and Mr. Snuggles falls to the ground burying itself in the pile of ashes that once was Snauz.

"Next time check for holograms."

He activates the mech and reenters the lair for reload and refit. The doors sealing tight behind him.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on December 19, 2003, 04:03:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ZWarrior
ZW chuckles as snauz leave the lair with the new weapon.

He grabs his remote and punches in a keycode.

A high pitch whine sounds from across the valley and suddenly a tight focus energy beam flashes across and Mr. Snuggles falls to the ground burying itself in the pile of ashes that once was Snauz.

"Next time check for holograms."

He activates the mech and reenters the lair for reload and refit. The doors sealing tight behind him.
but whats this? the rouge Fraggy is randomly dropping a few thousand pounds of c4 around...........................
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on December 19, 2003, 04:12:35 PM: .............. Around his own house. BOOOMMM!!!! How in the world did that happen???? said Fraggy... I thought that was ZW's House! I must be confuzeled again!.!.!.!:;(:8/8/
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 19, 2003, 05:29:40 PM: Going into stealth mode
1.camo on...check
2.silenser redy....check
3.invisibilty/....check

going to the lair he finds a pile of ashes right outside the wall.sifiting throuh him self he finda Mr. snuggles sill in on peace.
with huge relfe he grabs the wepon.

"2 bad there is no silense 4 this"

he walk a off in serch 4 opie
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on December 20, 2003, 01:00:07 AM: *Smack*
Snauz falls to the ground
"what in the...." Snauz whines
Jolly Stands Before Snauz's Gimped body.
"Dumba$$, If you are invisable we still can see you it just that now you just are a couple of speckle."
Snauz's Whines again.
Jolly Picks up Mr. Smuggles and Press a couple of button to cause an overload in this weapon of mass Stupidity.
"30 seconds to Overload" a mechanical voice utters.
"Take this back to your wife and see what he says"
Kick Snauz out the everything proof door and slams it shut, Making shure to lock it and activae the magnetic seals and pnuematic latches.
"Nice Touch ZW, Atlas Class Mech"
Jolly scratch his head and smirks at ZW.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on December 20, 2003, 10:14:27 AM: Old school MechWarrior Pre-computer game player, what can I say. ;)

*Kicks Dragon awake*
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on December 20, 2003, 01:12:11 PM: RUNNING OUT OF TIME.....
snauz preesis buttons but is keeps screamig. opening mr snuggles he remos the red hot lightsaber crystals
owww......
leeting everythig coll he raps his hands with parts of his shirt.
putting my snuggles back together he gets up and looks around.
"nice spot need more color tho.......if ony jolly was in here red whold go real nice on these walls.
well thats dumb......this may be a enrything proof room but they forgot to take out the hanndle.
oping it up he walks out side and sees jolly and z talking about mechs.
he pulls the pin of his nade....
1
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2
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3
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tossing the nade it lands at there feet and the look down......BOOM!
now were the hell is opie.
invisibilty back on.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: n1c on December 20, 2003, 02:22:48 PM: Wha... What... oh, Hi Z I was just waiting for you to get back I got the other Mec modified for you and I am almost done with mine...

Tilc gave me the plans for the new armor that I was talking about. You know the one that absorbs all impacts and energy.

Well, Anyway, It should make you almost 100% invincible! So the only thing you need to worry about is the Nuclear reactor and your ammo supply...

Well, here are the keys go have fun, Ill be out in an hour or two........
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Boomslang on December 20, 2003, 08:50:30 PM: BoomSlang shows up. game over!
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on December 20, 2003, 11:39:50 PM: It is a good thing that this secret lab is Game over proof too.

Jolly Looks at ZW and asks,"You Wouldn't have a 'Golith' Class Mech For me Would you." ZW loks around and the Looks a Dragon...
BOOM!
Dragon,ZW, and Jolly look at the Everything proof door puzzled...
That didn't sound like a Overloaded Mr. Snuggles" Jolly Remarks, " I concur" say Dragon." Huh...Oh Well" From ZW.

...MeanWhile Outside The Game is in reload because of Bboomslang. When ever he shows up the server always seens to crashes.:D
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on January 06, 2004, 07:52:07 PM: What the..........dang kids, take Beano for that:bounce:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on January 07, 2004, 09:30:15 AM: ZW hears a voice to his left talking about beano and whirls drawing his Ruger at the same time.

"Friend or Foe?"

Fraggster looks down his nose at the dark metal barrel touching his upper lip.

"Ummm, friend?"

"Prove it."
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Boomslang on January 07, 2004, 02:18:38 PM: Boom! to late :ak47::cry:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on January 07, 2004, 03:04:38 PM: ZW looks at his gun. It's not smoking.

"What happened?"

*dodges behind cover*
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on January 07, 2004, 03:33:50 PM: "next time turn the safety off" fraggy whips out his m4 and put a few rounds in ZW.:hat:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on January 07, 2004, 04:06:04 PM: standing back and watching
the show

[Edited on 1-7-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on January 07, 2004, 04:06:22 PM: *stands up and grabs fraggy*

"Haven't read about my sweet suit huh? Take more than lead to go through it."

*slaps Fraggy in the head, shoves a live grenade down his shorts, and runs*

Booom!

Fraggy no longer has a problem with constipation.

*ZW heads for the nearest bar.*

"Time for a stiff glass of milk. That was a little too close!"
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on January 07, 2004, 07:01:38 PM: "Eeeww!"
"End-trails of Fraggies"
Jolly wipes off his face and continues digging.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on January 07, 2004, 08:35:47 PM: dangit, now im ticked hrmm lets see, PFFT PFFT:sniper:, no more jolly. now for ZW *whips out a little cyanide and slips it in Z's milk* THUMP! And the end of ZW:lol:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: opiesilver on January 07, 2004, 10:42:44 PM: Opie just watches from afar knowing of the sure death that awiats them all. Through his optically enhanced spotting scope he watches as space itself being to warp and tear. ZW forgot about the new weapons that Opie added to Mr. Snuggles and what happened when they went off. To make things worse they all detonated at the same time. Micro-thorium grenades, weapons that had been banned from most of the civilized universe, have the bad habbit of tearing reality itself and opening a hole to an alternate universe. When only one grenade is used it causes a black hole effect for a couple of nano seconds becuase of the pressure difference between the universes. When more than one goes off the effects can be, well, catastrophic.:jawdrop:

**Opie logs out of the game before his character is consumed by what ZW has unleashed.**
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on January 07, 2004, 10:52:08 PM: Jolly, see the Fabric of time ripping in half, so he grabs his needle and "time thread" and get to work. Stitch after stitch Jolly starts to so the fabric back together slowly sealing the rip. Soon he has caught up with the speed of the rip and will get it under control in no time.
"My grandma was the best sewing queen in the univeres and she taught me every thing":D

[Edited on 1-8-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on January 07, 2004, 11:04:38 PM: *ZW hands Jolly a medal*

"Best in Show - Ambush Sewing Bee"

*walks away muttering*

"Now why does everything smell like almonds?"
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on January 09, 2004, 02:07:36 PM: Jolly stop only a moment to proudly pin the medal to his chest.:D

Continues sewing

"I don't smell almonds?":D
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on January 09, 2004, 03:27:00 PM: Fraggy watches all this with muse, eating a can of almonds....
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Boomslang on January 09, 2004, 04:31:23 PM: Waiting to see what the clan vote will be :lol:lol:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on January 09, 2004, 04:45:21 PM: Still in the alternet demesion he his a frozen cube."this is wonderful.......im am being cronegencly frozen in my skivies."

*****2000 years later*******

Falling on his face he awaks.
he is taken away by some slim creatuer..or so it seems cause he cannot see a thing.
a week later he regains his sight and is in a palace with what looks like laminted humans. Odd
"were am i"
"the question is when are you
For the past two millenia you have been crongencly frozen in your skivies because of this harsh planet"
"what is this planet?"
"this is.........i dont know how to pronouse it........Sam do u?
"its dericiohgion..."
"thank you.........thats the planet"
"for my finaly question who are you?"
"we are humans.........we have evoled through out time though, which is why whe have this lammanated look to us.....keeps out UV rays so we can still live on earth. you cant though it is way to hot there."
"ok well is it alright is i travel with you guys?"
"sure"

**months pass****

now carring nucular proof armour and a handy new rifle he wonders whats going on at the frag-fest
is the server still up?
if its not thatn how can ii be here?

like having esp(which pperntly he does....damn evolution) he read his thoughts.
"the server is down and ambush has long past...... you are here because that inter-dymesnal sent you to that planet in demesin 159 but than in the year 3878 the univers became one again.......the univers is like a rubber band goes out which take a long time and SNAPS back it a short amout of time.......the snap caused all thje demensions to become one thats why we know abot ambush.......i am Zs great-great-great-great-great-great-(...........5 mins pass) graet grand son jebedia.
"do you happen to have a time macine?"
"yes we do.....but you must go back to the year 3878 or you will end up in the same situation less the skivies."

getting in he sets the macine to earth, omaha nebraska, january 8, 3878

******BZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTT**

he is now in a hevly populated omaha

"lets see jeb. said to go to the 303 head quarters."
looks across the street
"ahh how convient"
walking in he sees a pituer of himself next to jolly "hey im famous:D"
"STATE YOUR ID AND SERIAL NUMBER PLEASE"
looking over he sees a robot.
"snauzberries"
pulling out his dog tags that jolly got him.....
"umm...122422303544GFHF6-B"
Welcome snauzberries
it has been 1698654days scies last visited"
walking in he sees the place full fragin on unreal toury 3878"

..........to be continued
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on January 09, 2004, 06:32:52 PM: ( I wanna see the system UT3878 runs on! )

ZW wanders into the lair kitchen and fixes a giant dagwood sandwich with a tall glass of milk, then heads back out, making sure to lock the door as he leaves.

"Hey Jolly, wanna snack?"

*ZW Sets the grub down and moves out of range.*

"(Australian Accent) Now we will see the most dangerous beast in the dimension, a feasting Jolly! Isn't he a Beaut?!? Look at those jaws work!"

*moves off looking for targets*
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on January 09, 2004, 07:01:55 PM: *Munch**MUNCH**MUNCH**MUNCH*
*Narf**Munch**MUNCH**Narf**Munch*
*MUNCH**Narf**Munch**Narf**Munch*
*Narf**Munch**MUNCH**Narf**Munch*
*MUNCH**Narf**Munch**Narf**CHOKE!*
"MMMM! THAT WAS A TASTEY SNADWICH,"
*pulls out a six pack (of Bawl) and chugs three to wash down that sandwich"
Save the other three for later.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on January 09, 2004, 08:49:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by [303]JollyRoger
*Munch**MUNCH**MUNCH**MUNCH*
*Narf**Munch**MUNCH**Narf**Munch*
*MUNCH**Narf**Munch**Narf**Munch*
*Narf**Munch**MUNCH**Narf**Munch*
*MUNCH**Narf**Munch**Narf**CHOKE!*
"MMMM! THAT WAS A TASTEY SNADWICH,"
*pulls out a six pack (of Bawl) and chugs three to wash down that sandwich"
Save the other three for later.
ummm, jolly i dont think you were supposed to eat that *watches as jolly starts to smoke* i think i will be leaving now *grabs jolly's bawls and run like to other......
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on January 09, 2004, 11:05:02 PM: ..............THE FUTURE.............................

previously on ambush forums

*** read the above posts moron***

....looking around the 303 headquarters he takes a look at the pc............Petium X12 nivida and other parts that looked awsome.
sitting at the only free one he pops it on and it loads.
100 terabyts of disk space on two hard drives
25 tera mem
ungoldy ammounts of others stuff

"im impressed, now i cant wait to grow up"
looking over his sholder he sees two ppl walking over.
"you forgot to check in to join the lan party also that is the admistative computer
noob"
*SMACK*
"what was that for"says the other"
*SMACK*
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"
*a noob who slaps?"
*SMACK*
"no ur rong,
who founed this clan?"
"the great jolly roger"
"well i wouldent say great.......Who was his brother?"
"the greater(hehe take that jolly) snauzberries who had the top fragging score nation wide in one match"
"i did?! sweet"
"You did?!"
they look at the piture of me in the news look back and look at the piture again....
"HOLY.....Ur alive but how.....?"
"im from the futer and the past"
and im a couple millinia late for a frag ofz, jolly, opie, and maby wolvie for that silly outfit:evil"
and this is the place to get in the right demision i need"
"but i thogh....."
SMACK* "no querys"

a few short days of playin ut, bf 2042, and many other great titles that have life like graphics and stunning sound, snauz gets ready to leave

"blaster------yes
sate of the art computer-----dido
laser cutter-----mmm hmmm
10$ bill-----yup
bawls-----k
spy copter with cloking devce------far out
fork lift--okies
a true ever lasting gobstopper----sweet
a ompa lommpa-------O BOY!
a case to carry all this that makes it all less than one pound------light

5....4....3.....2....1

*******BZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTT*******

"1887 was a bad year"
going into the bank he opens a bank account with that 10 dollers
leaves

*bzzzztttttt****

2004

walks in to bank and withbraws all 35421000.95 and buys lab supplies, furnituer.....a hdtv....and puts all in his case
walking out to a clearing he pulls out the copper and turns it on

flying invisble to the battle feild he lands on top of the huge moutin behind were he was moved to the bitter cold
taking out the laser cutter he cuts a big hole on top and disigrats a hole with the copter

this will do

after unpacking he sits down grabs a bawls and says

"its good to be home"

*****force feild engaged *******

"now that im inpenitrble i think ill watch the battle"

....thus ends the futer for snauz but he did get a new computer and game that arnt out yet :D:D

[Edited on 10/2004/1 by [303]snauzberries]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on January 10, 2004, 12:11:27 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Fraggster
Quote
Originally posted by [303]JollyRoger
*Munch**MUNCH**MUNCH**MUNCH*
*Narf**Munch**MUNCH**Narf**Munch*
*MUNCH**Narf**Munch**Narf**Munch*
*Narf**Munch**MUNCH**Narf**Munch*
*MUNCH**Narf**Munch**Narf**CHOKE!*
"MMMM! THAT WAS A TASTEY SNADWICH,"
*pulls out a six pack (of Bawl) and chugs three to wash down that sandwich"
Save the other three for later.
ummm, jolly i dont think you were supposed to eat that *watches as jolly starts to smoke* i think i will be leaving now *grabs jolly's bawls and run like to other......

"Sorry, I got Gas"
*Fraggie Passes out from the stench*
Jolly Gets his Bawls Back:D
"Jerk!"

Jolly Starts walking towards the mountain and pulls out his Loudspeaker.
"Hey Snauz its good to frag you back, I mean have you back."
"Jolly? Is that you?"
"Yeah."
"How did you know were I landed"
"Didn't you ever watch Wonder Women"
"Doh!"

Jolly Walks away to with a cloud of smoke tailing his back side.

[Edited on 1-10-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on January 10, 2004, 01:58:56 PM: Getting out is onmpa lompa he puts it in his handy cloning macine and takes the duplicute out.
rapping C-4 aroung it he opens the top of his moutin and climbs up.
snauz throws the ompa lompa off the side and it rolls to about were 10 feet away......."hmmm"*calls out to ompa*"TROW A MATCH TOWARD HIS BACK SIDE!"

the ompa lompa did as comadnded...the smoke exiting out of his back end tured in to a stream of fire resulting in a flaming jolly roger:hotbouns:

Why not......*click*

BOOM! the ompa expolded and it was rainf glee all over the field as jolly colapsed still smoldering
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on January 10, 2004, 03:10:04 PM: :rolling:lol

I will write when I finally get up off the floor from laughing.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on January 10, 2004, 08:50:33 PM: What the......w0000t! *grabs the marshmallows and the Enforcer then heads off to jolly* now dang it still so i can roast my mallows *CAP CAP CAP* there, now where did i put the grahm crackers...........
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on January 10, 2004, 10:16:59 PM: walking out with a case of bawls he joins the smore making.

mmmmmmm jolly rosted marshmellows
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on January 10, 2004, 10:46:20 PM: Little does anybody know but there is still a mega ton and a half of trapped gas in side of jolly just waiting for the right moment....

"Some you gonna pass me a Bawls"
"here you go" Snauz responsed
"cool"
*throws a Bottle at Fraggie*
"So how do we get ZW" Snauz asks
*Ksstt, Fraggie opens his Bawls*
" I see it Like this..."
""what the.... What is that smell..."
"I dunno"
"Oh no...RUN!"
BOOM!!!
Jollys body Blows up with a great violence as fraggie and snauz run fraggie looks back and a finger atached to a hand flys straight in to his eye. He falls The shock wave consumes his body and he's reduced to ashes from the million degree heat. Snauz is overcome too by the shock wave he body shatter to hundreds of peices and then to ashes.

ZW here the explosion and looks aroud he see a flash and then a mushroom cloud. "What was that?"
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on January 10, 2004, 11:51:19 PM: Spawnig at his new spawn point(the lair of snauz) he sends a meesege out to z using the esp macine he stole from the 303 headquarters

"Z NEVER FEED JOLLY AGAIN"

he desides to watch some cartoons while suking on hes gobstopper

"ahh yes the staisfying plesuser of bugs bunny"
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on January 14, 2004, 05:04:35 PM: "well thats all folks"

...."hmmm it rather queit out there.......LETS MAKE SOME NOISE!"

getting in his 4x4 bullet prooff dune buggy he desides to go on a small cruie round the battle field

seeing z in the distance he stomps it

*BANG BANG BANG* from z's gun but its usseless

he runs but nothe cept a nothe dune buggy can match snauz speed

*SQUISH*

ewww

[Edited on 14/2004/1 by [303]snauzberries]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on January 14, 2004, 05:58:56 PM: So Jolly Does Just That.

He walks over to his garage and gets in
his '94 Jeep Cherokee two door with:
------------------------------------------------
460ci w/ Dual Deamon Carbs
2.75in Dia. Piped Headers
port/Polished heads
ported Intake
Vortec Super Charger w/22 psi charge
4" Ranch Lift
Rancho RS500 Long travel shocks w/ res.
18" Travel Springs
35in Mickey Thompson Steel and Kevlar Puncher proof tires
A&D industries Steel Rims with on the fly tire pressure regulation
4.11 front and back Dana 60 Diff.
Dana 300 T-Case
Military Bump w/ Push guard and built in Warn 8500i with custom hydrolic assist
Renforced bullet proof windows and body
(Stop Large and small arms fire):D
10 point renforced roll cage
room for four
And a few trick in the back.
------------------------------------------------------

He heads out to find snauz has just make morning pancakes out of ZW so he stops and revs the Engine, Snauz turns around and see Jolly. Be the Cocky little Now 16 year old he is (HAPPY BIRTHDAY SNAUZ) he dirves over to asses how he will take out Jolly. But Jolly take the oppertunity and drives one wheel on top of Snauz's bunny Bugg. Snauz getting upset because he is unable to move starts to shoot and stab the tire but nothing happens. Jolly opens up a little door and pours a gallon of watter in to Snauz's fuel.
HYDRO-LOCK:D
" Bye Snauz"
Jolly Drives off

[Edited on 1-15-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on January 14, 2004, 10:27:13 PM: thats why the dealer offered warter proof engines

"hey jolly!" snauz shouts

he drives right up next to the waterlogged buggy and says "what"

pulling out a little remote detanator he turns and walks away while pressing the button......

*BOOM*

the remainigh fuel on snauz ex-pankake maker explodes and snauz heads back to his lair with som siged butthair:hotbouns:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on January 14, 2004, 11:40:32 PM: "whoa That was a rush, good thing I have blast armour."
Jolly drives off he sees Dragon and Z off in the distance.
Z looks up when he hears Jolly Roger Pirate Jeep appoach.
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Fraggster on January 15, 2004, 12:03:22 PM: Well, that was..... errmmm.....wierd.

*Seeing Snauz off in the distance in his dune buggy Fraggy hop, err, jumps into his monster truck and proceeds to practice his 1337 driving skillz on the the other teams base:hubba:
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on January 15, 2004, 01:27:23 PM: Jolly Picks up ZW
Dragon is not moving I think he off his computer or something
"Nice rig" annouced ZW
"Thanks, I need you to control the Valcan Cannon uptop."
Z agrees and takes the controls, while Jolly Drives off to Fraggsters Wienner Mobile
With ballon tires...:D
Title: How it really was!
Post by: snauzberries on January 15, 2004, 04:06:58 PM: "wow i hate that.......get into my car and than every onelse has one to get into
WELL FINE BE THE SAME!!!!!!!"

getting into his handy dandy upgraded non wonderwomen problemed heli he takes off and deside to reek havok under the wonderus power of stealth
no heat means no infared.....no noice means no hearing and no way a radar can pick it up

hehehehehehehehehehehe:D
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on January 15, 2004, 05:02:50 PM: ZW taps Jolly on the shoulder.

"We've got company up above. I left a tracer on Snauz's Wonder Woman heli. he's on the move, and that thing is dangerous. I can track it, but I can't see it to shoot. Any ideas or special tricks in this little ole buggy of yours?"
Title: How it really was!
Post by: Boomslang on January 16, 2004, 08:16:25 AM: Then BoomSlang shows up GAME OVER...
Title: How it really was!
Post by: JollyRoger on January 16, 2004, 10:50:28 AM: ZW can you fix that bug in the VFF Program? Some kind of patch, Or Release 2 maybe?
:lol::D
Title: How it really was!
Post by: ZWarrior on January 16, 2004, 11:47:57 AM: * pulls out the handy dandy porta code pad, puts his thumb on the fingerprint analyzer, states the password of the day, puts his eye up to the retina recognition system, adds a drop of blood to the DNA analyzer, and then taps in his username and password *

"What can I say Jolly, I keep the recipe for Nuclear Nachos on here."

* He taps the screen for a few seconds and uploads new code to the VFF server. *

"Begin Simulation - VFF - Mark2.0 (http://www.ambushsite.com/forums/viewthread.php?tid=457)"

[Edited on 1-16-2004 by ZWarrior]