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Title: Welcome back Wussy
Post by: Spade on April 21, 2002, 11:05:46 PM: When to reload your Box?
At least once a month!
At every game day!
After adding new hardware!
After adding new software!
After every power outage!
After a new reload just to be sure!!!:rolling
Title: Welcome back Wussy
Post by: ZWarrior on April 22, 2002, 09:30:27 AM: What I really like is that I ain't getting it for my reload. Heh heh.:lol
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Post by: Spade on April 22, 2002, 04:04:39 PM: And you won't get it until you are a once month reload expert and you have all your monthly data on CD-RW's just waiting for the next load. A step by step process typed out on a laminated sheet of paper, taped in your box on the removable side cover.:smokin
Title: Welcome back Wussy
Post by: Zeet on April 22, 2002, 09:41:04 PM: Zwarrior, you still have a ways to go to catch up with Rogue and Wolverine. Wolvie seems to be the Patawan of the Jedi reload master Rogue!
:lol
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Post by: opiesilver on April 22, 2002, 11:04:18 PM: :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol Sometimes you just can't pass up a good laugh! :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
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Post by: [A!] Dragon Master on April 23, 2002, 01:46:18 AM: i got all my files on my D drive so i can be up and running with any OS in 2 hours tops (thats with all files and updates done):lol
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Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on April 23, 2002, 08:51:47 AM: That is VERY GOOD. The little ZIT pops his head out and then makes a crack at me.. Tis true, Tis True, i have reloaded my machine a couple of times more than you all but I am NOT even CLOSE to the "Microsoft OS Tester" All Hail..King Rouge! All Hail... King Rouge or should I say Queen Rouge...Queen Rouge...(I still think he took his name from the Girl on XMEN) ha ha ha h a :rolling
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Post by: [A!] Dragon Master on April 23, 2002, 02:14:48 PM: As do I....:lol
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Post by: Morpheus on April 23, 2002, 09:43:56 PM: reload? de frag? I don't need all those girly tactics to lay down some good frag... brign it on girls!!!!!>D
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Post by: n1c on April 24, 2002, 12:52:13 AM: :x your turning green maybe you should lie down... :x
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Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on April 24, 2002, 09:39:26 PM: Hey watch it . He is good!
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Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on April 24, 2002, 09:39:53 PM: But then again...So is dragon. :)
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Post by: Spade on April 24, 2002, 10:19:27 PM: My...My....What have I done.....A simple jest at the mighty Rogue has caused a verbal war. Now that my freinds was not my intension at all......I was simply trying to encourage some of you to reload or at least think about a reload. I am sure most of us are due for one. I think each of us should call Rogue and ask him to step us through one.......What do you think.....6 hours on the phone to KC.....??? Rogue where are you, we are all waiting for your reply??
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Post by: opiesilver on April 24, 2002, 10:28:35 PM: That's collect right?:lol
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Post by: n1c on April 24, 2002, 11:13:49 PM: 1-800-callatt :)
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Post by: n1c on April 24, 2002, 11:15:32 PM: my PC is tost im haveing problems up the wazoo right now i just need some time to redo it all... Oh Well.
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Post by: opiesilver on April 24, 2002, 11:17:40 PM: Are you sure that your fingers aren't as well?
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Post by: n1c on April 24, 2002, 11:28:25 PM: UM... No I can proudly say i have never stuck anything up my butt
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Post by: opiesilver on April 24, 2002, 11:36:33 PM: Good for you...

Some people never seem able to pull their head out of their own.
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Post by: Spade on April 24, 2002, 11:38:20 PM: That's a good one.....:lol:rolling:lol

Proud of ya for being to honest with us8/
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Post by: Spade on April 24, 2002, 11:40:04 PM: The call will cost ya.....

"about a dollar"

Its a movie quote:)
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Post by: n1c on April 24, 2002, 11:40:51 PM: yeah i hate it when people stick there head up there butt.
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Post by: Spade on April 24, 2002, 11:55:37 PM: Im with you.....

THAT STICKS!!:lol
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Post by: n1c on April 25, 2002, 12:19:07 AM: you mean stinks :lol :P
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Post by: opiesilver on April 25, 2002, 12:21:29 AM: Not since that mentoring session you gave him with the 2x4. Nope, it's wood all the way baby!:lol
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Post by: Spade on April 25, 2002, 12:26:56 AM: Yeah, STINKS

That's what I meant.

Schools out!:*
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Post by: n1c on April 25, 2002, 12:30:03 AM: yeah i booted you to bagdad like 30 min. ago :lol
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Post by: Rogue on April 25, 2002, 09:42:40 AM: And so I will finally post to the Spade man a reply to his taunt about the rebuilding of a box.

First of all, to actually rebuild a box, you need certain items at your disposal. You need a hammer, and saw, Software, Taco-Dip...
you also need some of these items if you are the following people:

You need an extra mother board, if you are Wolverine afterall one is never enough...

You need a fire extinguisher if you are Spade, -and lots of time. -Tons of time,
-and about two reams of paper, because you are going to want to PRINT off everything you find on the internet -about every subject -about all things realting to every piece of hardware, you are even thinking about purchaseing. Then you want to think about it all. Scrap it once, then call Jeff and see what he did, then do it better, because in the end, You want to look good... real good, as you are spanked beyond recognition.

If you are Zeet, you need a nice high perch where you can sit the whole game out and rebuild you box in private! Whilst you mow down on Taco-Dip...

If you are Shadow Killer and Ripper you need only one thing: DADDY!

Oh, and a spare CPU if you are Zwarrior!

R has spoken.
Title: Welcome back Wussy
Post by: Spade on April 25, 2002, 10:02:33 AM: All Hail to the MIGHTY ROGUE....:eek

He has graced us with his presence....:D

He has spoken.....:o

And once again.......His words are truth....-:(

Now it time for the real taunts to begin.....8)

Step back......shake it off.....breath in....and we will see ya in the LIFE/Taunts topic area for the tournament of champions. :cool:
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Post by: ZWarrior on April 25, 2002, 01:13:50 PM: I got most of the way through that post, and thought "Gee, he didn't even mention me. How cool." Then I saw the last line.

Rats. I have the feeling that I will NEVER live that one down. Even the wife reminds me of that one.
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Post by: Spade on April 25, 2002, 02:59:42 PM: All things considered I think it was pretty minor when you concider the fact that were only talking about a mistake that lasted but a second or so.
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:rolling:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
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Post by: Zeet on April 25, 2002, 03:18:42 PM: Yumm taco dip!!! I think you forgot the part where I headshot about a dozen or so peeps in a row!
...The Mighty Zeet and his EagleEYE! 8o
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Post by: ZWarrior on April 25, 2002, 03:20:24 PM: It wasn't even a second, trust me on that.

It was just... :eek
Then... :(
Followed by... :*
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Post by: Spade on April 25, 2002, 03:37:33 PM: Now there is a guy that really knows how to use the smileys. I literally felt your situation as if I was there.

:(:(:( WOW :*:*:*
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Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on April 25, 2002, 04:04:46 PM: you guys are really awesome writing on the forums.....great job! keep it up!
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Post by: n1c on April 25, 2002, 08:53:43 PM: i think wolfy has his tale between his leges

he must feel cornered:lol
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Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on April 25, 2002, 09:52:19 PM: Nope..just want to make sure everyone has that nice, warm, FUZZY feeling inside!!!! :)
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Post by: n1c on April 25, 2002, 10:02:50 PM: well thank you very much, i think i'm getting a fealing right now.....:x
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Post by: opiesilver on April 25, 2002, 11:25:13 PM: Is it Wuss giving you a nice warm feeling INSIDE? :lol:rolling:lol:rolling:lol
Go get a room you two.
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Post by: n1c on April 25, 2002, 11:28:39 PM: no moron the little green face is about to puke... see? :x
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Post by: opiesilver on April 25, 2002, 11:31:20 PM: What?! Your pregnant too!! Wow, will wonders never cease?:lol
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Post by: n1c on April 25, 2002, 11:33:31 PM: oh boy, im done, you have made my get beond my bordom breaking point |I
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Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on April 30, 2002, 08:11:35 AM: I have to make a response to opie's last couple of messages.

(gag) (hack) (puke) :*
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Post by: ZWarrior on April 30, 2002, 10:14:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Wolverine of Ambush!
I have to make a response to opie's last couple of messages.

(gag) (hack) (puke) :*

Heeee's Baaaack! :compute:
:clap:
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Post by: Zeet on April 30, 2002, 11:01:10 AM: Break the mold Wolvie!!! You do and I'll give you a Scooby Snack!!!

:blah:
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Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on April 30, 2002, 06:21:38 PM: (yawn) (waking up from a long nap)....

"I think I'm ready to participate with your infantile conversational pieces of immature commentary!" 8o
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Post by: opiesilver on May 01, 2002, 12:00:26 AM: Welcome back to the land of scathing remarks. I was hoping that your mind hadn't gone wandering too far. It took a lot of bait to get you back into the swing of things, but aside from that, I can now go back to shredding your puny posts.:gunner::compute:
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Post by: n1c on May 01, 2002, 01:19:24 AM: its about time wolf... where you cleaning out the den :evil
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Post by: opiesilver on May 01, 2002, 02:08:21 AM: Or was it just the litter box?
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Post by: Spade on May 01, 2002, 03:50:10 PM: Wolfy.........

YOU GO BOY! :beer:

Take that thought and let it fall all the way down to your fingers. :gunner:

Let them have it Wofy.......

YOU GO BOY! :compute:
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Post by: n1c on May 01, 2002, 06:21:12 PM: UM. . . . yeah:rolleyes
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Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on May 01, 2002, 07:06:32 PM: **** ALERT **** **** ALERT ****

Proceed at your own risk. Read on ONLY if you can handle being taunted by a professional. If you are prone to getting offended please press the BACK button right now and DO NOT read any Further! The Professional Taunting Guild will not be responsible for the comforting of hurt feelings or gnashing of teeth of those that can't handle a good, home grown, professional Taunt.

***** The Awakening Taunt *******

"The Great Wolverine was just sitting back and surveying the responses from some of you infantile conversationalists. You know who you are. (whispering O-PEE-Sliver :o) I wanted to see if there is any continuity between their taunting and their game playing."

"In some of you, I have noticed that your taunting, like me for example, is not quite as good as my game playing skills. I play much better than I can taunt. You will notice this also in other forum users like Spade and so on. "

"On the opposite end of the scale you have someone like ...who should I pick.. (O-PEE-Sliver waving his hand :clap: and saying "ME!..ME!".. "Ok... I will use you as an example but ONLY because you asked me to, otherwise I wouldn't have used you." Wolverine continuing.."O-PEE-Sliver was an exception. His 'taunting' was 20 times better than his gaming skills.

"Gamers that are in the situation like" .....OPEE yells...:clap:"ME! ME!" ....Wolverine says.. "Yes. Like you O-PEE-Sliver. ...Should use their time more wisely and practice their gaming skills to get them up to par with their taunting." :compute:

"Oh...and before I forget, It has been a privilege playing with all of you.. You all are awesome UT players! Thanks for allowing me to play with you and for allowing me time in this forum!":P

I wish I had a :camera: when you all read this.. just to see your expressions.. oh well....

Good Gaming All

School is out of session for the day.
Title: Welcome back Wussy
Post by: n1c on May 01, 2002, 07:15:27 PM: ok wolfy, lets take that to the proper forum please. . . NOW!!!:lol:lol:lol

[Edited on 5-2-2002 by Dragon Master]
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Post by: opiesilver on May 02, 2002, 12:43:32 AM: Wuss, when you are the competition, who needs to practice? Why don't you go back to your Mama and see what else she tells you to say to the big boys.

---Opie:hat

PS..That was a professional taunt. Take notes Junior.
Title: Welcome back Wussy
Post by: Wolverine of Ambush! on May 02, 2002, 08:51:53 AM: my next taunt will be in the Taunting Room.
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Post by: opiesilver on May 03, 2002, 01:43:56 AM: I'll be there.....
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Post by: Spade on May 03, 2002, 10:15:40 AM: Me too! I love the taunt! 8)
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Post by: n1c on May 03, 2002, 09:01:32 PM: spade what was the point of this part of the forum anyway:???:
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Post by: ZWarrior on May 04, 2002, 07:51:20 AM: It's SUPPOSED to be for discussing hardware, things like the latest Mobos or Vid cards.
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Post by: Spade on May 09, 2002, 10:50:27 AM: Actually it was to get Rogue's attention but as you can see by the number of posts it didn't work. 8)
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Post by: Rogue_Ambush on December 18, 2003, 10:32:46 PM: Am I late?
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Post by: opiesilver on December 19, 2003, 03:30:47 AM: As my daughter would say, "DUH!!"