Ralph Nader: "because industial polution and urban sprawl have destroyed it's habitat, it probably won't make it across the street because a gas guzzling SUV will crush it."
Colonel Sanders: "I missed one?"
Tom Daschle: "The republicans paid the chicken to sacrafice itself as a political stunt"
President Bush: "It's a free nation"
And of course... to get to the other side.
ZWarrior:
A Blonde's Death in the Family A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"
"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
ShadowKiller14:
one day a blonde was at home with her husband jim. the blonde was sitting at the table quietly doing a puzzle, she just couldnt figure it out. frustrated, and angry, she asks her husband for help:
"ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A TIGER!"said the blonde hysterically
the husband sighs "honey, put the frosted flakes back in the box!"