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The never ending story
« on: February 07, 2004, 11:00:23 PM »
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*just add on to the last postt to crate a story that never ends.......unli it get shut down



There i was sorrounded by 3 men and a dog. They looked vicious, all ready to attak when sudenly....

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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2004, 08:16:23 AM »
an AK-47 appears in his hands
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2004, 09:21:58 AM »
and a loly pop in the other.
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2004, 10:24:41 AM »
The dogs crouched to spring and I lifted the AK-47 and pull the trigger, while sucking on the lollypop.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2004, 05:43:21 PM »
"nothing like a cherry flavored bloodfest

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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2004, 06:42:04 PM »
Slowly the rosy ichor seeped into the snow staining the pristine landscape.

I shouldered the weapons and trudged off to the north...
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2004, 07:05:46 PM »
Sun sun is a dawn as I creast a snow covered hill...
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2004, 07:50:28 PM »
out of nowwher a mexican dude asked.......tu teine es tacos?

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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2004, 08:30:45 AM »
I told him "No" and brushed by him, continuing on my way.
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2004, 10:48:07 AM »
suddenly the hills are alive with the sound of music...
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2004, 01:25:57 PM »
so i shut the tv off and went on

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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2004, 11:40:29 AM »
In the distance the hills were growing into mountains, and the sky was darkening into dusk.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2004, 03:01:18 PM »
The Birds start shreeking and are flying in masses away from the montains, The earth begains to tremble

[Edited on 2-12-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2004, 07:07:07 PM »
I dropped to my knee and fired rounds into the air.  After the obligatory clouds of feathers, 3 birds fall to the ground.

"Hmm, dinner time."
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2004, 09:53:13 PM »
Suddenly ZW is surrounded by Park Rangers and asked for his hunting permit.....Knowing he may have dropped a few HENS, he..........
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« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2004, 11:22:01 AM »
, having a serious fear of Park Rangers, he ends up dropping a load in his shorts... (stinky winky):cry:
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2004, 11:23:06 AM »
And a puddle forms at his feet......:cry:
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« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2004, 02:20:02 PM »
*slush*Shush*
He tries to get some cover.
*slush*slush*

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« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2004, 05:10:09 PM »
but the park rangers amazing sence of smell lead them to z........"THERE IS NO PLACE SO HIDE WHEN YOU GOT SOILED SHORTS" they say in unision.




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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2004, 07:21:25 AM »
Z looks up and notices the incoming redeemer missile and drops another load as he scrambles to get out of range. The park rangers just watch and chuckle unknowingly.
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« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2004, 12:39:10 PM »
ZW tosses his soiled uniform into the impact area, and gets under cover.

the redeemer hits and evaporates the errant unknowing rangers and the soiled materials in the uniform.

After the blast and remnant radioactivity passes, he crawls from his hidey hole and recovers his now clean clothes.
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Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2004, 02:16:55 PM »
Rameg74 runs up with his smoking redeemer launcher and says, "Looks like you owe me lunch. I'm thinking Fazoli's sounds good."
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« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2004, 03:59:42 PM »
Jolly Drops from the sky
*Thump*
Can I come too, I am starved
*lifts his shirt to reveal an almost skeloton body*:D
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« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2004, 04:03:16 PM »
snauz appers and walks up to jollys boney underbelly, grabs, and pulls revealing the true image of jolly.....ewwwwwwww

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« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2004, 04:04:25 PM »
Grrr!:mad:

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