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« on: January 16, 2004, 11:57:15 AM »
*Slowly the surrounding materialize and Jolly jumps for joy to realize that he is now in an all-you-can-eat cafeteria *

"Woot!  bean dip here I come!"

*ZW wanders over and looks out hte window *

"Hmm, better eat quick, here comes the others."

*pulls his trusty .357 with Tracer(tm) rounds out*

"let's send them a greeting they will never forget!"

*ZW aims at Snauz through the window and fires.  The round shatters the glass and starts heading for Snauz, who sees the movement and heads off in another direction.  The bullet adjusts direction and slides around the table that Snauz has thrown in it's way.    Snauz jumps into a trash dumpster and the round pierces the cheap metal and explodes, taking Snauz with it. *

"Jolly, better grab a doggy bag, buddy.  They know we are here, and are heading this way."

Looking over his shoulder ZW yells:
"Welcome to VFF Mark 2.0 Guys!":hat:
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2004, 03:50:03 PM »
"AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



"WERE..........MY LAB.................o well



"hmm hey jolly what the special today AND Z EHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FEEDING HIM!"

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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2004, 04:12:18 PM »
What the h..........

They must have fed jolly again:lol: Fraggy thinks to himself as he procures parts for his weapon of mass destruction and hides it so President (Am) Bush doesnt find it
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2004, 04:16:51 PM »
ZW taps on the porta-pad and a glowing ball appears in the air in front of him

"To the lab!"

*steps into the glow and it closes beind him with a sound closely resembling a sucker being pulled from a lemon peel through a cheese grater*
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2004, 04:19:05 PM »
a second sun, no it cant be, *runs like no other into the glow*


SWEET, what ya got in herr Z?
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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2004, 04:44:42 PM »
Jolly pulls out his deul MP10
running for the door he unloads two clips
worth of ammo in an atemp to kill people on his way out.
Jolly drops his weapons pulls out the personal disorganizer that ZW gave him sometime ago and taps the screen a couple to three times.
"This feels wierd!"
Jolly vanished and reappeard behind Fraggy.  
He pulls out an Ingram as fast as lightning and crams it to the back of fraggys head.
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« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2004, 04:45:39 PM »
hmm.............hinding behind a rock he pulls out his laptop.......finding the program he wants "time travaler" which is stolen from the future he combines it with the same tecnolgy used to send him to the frozen place he was at......."2 days should do it."


*bzzzzzt*


ahh yes my old lab again
crap gotta hury and set up this becon......
BOOM********jolly explods in  gaseus explosion

traveling foward to the new server he now is debateing a way to trasport the lab.........

[Edited on 16/2004/1 by [303]snauzberries]

[Edited on 16/2004/1 by [303]snauzberries]

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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2004, 08:23:03 AM »
AAACK!! i aint going down*drops a plasma grenade.8
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2004, 05:12:00 PM »
looking ove his sholder he see jolly and fragster blowing eachothjer up for some reason.....hmmmpulling out his own lil plasma grande he ponders
"if i can make a powerful blast i might be able to rip the space time contum engh to trasport my cave to a moutin around hear.

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snauz is dead and the fabric of sapce and time is riped again....JOLLY!

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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2004, 11:12:26 PM »
ZW putters around his tool table and hears a chime from his set top unit.

He wanders over and reads the display.
"Hmm, seems they are playing with large amounts of plasma again. "

He taps a few buttons and a large cannon with a pointy tip comes up from a recessed point miles away.  He aim the pointy end at the space/time tear and activates the tachyon particle emission system.

Billions of invisible tachyon particles fly through the air and through snauz who stumbles in the way as he tries to escape the pull of the tear.  Snauz stops to admire the large hole that has suddenly and painlessly appeared in the whole of his torso.

"Oh."

Snauz falls to the ground dead, but well done in parts.

Meanwhile at the tear, the tachyon particles begin interacting with the alpha particles at the edges of the tear and form an agglutinative compound that attracts the other side of the tear and seals it completely.

"heh, space/time super glue.  Gotta Love it!"

*Puts the perimeterand internal  defenses on "fry everyone"*
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2004, 07:21:10 PM »
Ů1Á Is strolling along and Pooff his head is no longer atached to his head!!!

"SAME TEAM!!!!!"
Mess With The Best And You'll Die Like The Rest ! ! !

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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2004, 10:50:42 PM »
in a attempt to raice his daily post cout to beat jolly and to rejuvinate the fraf fest he desides to forget his lab for awhile and mess around.....seeing z, jolly,  remeg and another vesion of himself in another post walk into falolizes.... "wow i sound stupid when ordering....that needs to go"
steathfuly sneaking up to the bluliding he plants enogh c4 to flaten chicago.... running at full speed he detenates the c4......the dust settles and all thats left is a burnt breadstick....tasty!


*note to self: blowing another version of my self tingles*

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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2004, 02:31:08 AM »
"And you complained about me when I gave out sound advice!"
Jolly yells at ZW.
Jolly walks away in a tizzy fit.
"At least I can spell!" he shouts from a distance.
Pulling out a Deasert Eagle he walks up to Snauz, Points and fires at Snauz's head. Jolly walks away still in a tizzy.
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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2004, 04:10:06 PM »
ZW looks around with an clueless face.

"Whad I DO?!?!?"
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2004, 07:57:39 PM »
A day later Jolly Strolls by the spot were he popped Snauz in the head. He notice a trail of blood going to the south.
He shrugs his shoulders and continues on
Jolly walks up to ZW and say
"Sorry for the confusion I got a little frustrated with my brother wit"
Jolly Turns and walks off to hunt Snauzberries.
He starts and the place where he wounded the beast...
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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2004, 08:42:33 PM »
looking at his computer screen snauz pulls out a bottle of coke and drinks.
"prototype 1 beta is compleate.........1 alpha is go"

up walks a snauzberry exatly like him......... thank you termanater movies.

the bad thing about this is it is remote controled.

loading program "kung fu 5.5" into his cyberorginism he taches it hacking and progaming in a instant......than he teaches it the art of kung fu.......this will do nicely

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« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2004, 09:42:52 AM »
ZW climbs into the Mk626 v4.6.2.5.1.0.7.8.9.3.5.6.6.7.1.8 series2 HellBringer and cranks it over.  Slowly the blades begin to spin and the minicopter floats into the air.  He activates the sensor suite and begins hunting from air.

He picks up a target on the sensor scope and pushes abutton.


Meanwhile, Opie is munching on his thrid pot of gutbuster, Mr Snuggles sitting next to him.  A crash of breaking glass and Mr. Snuggles is again shards of non working material.  
  Opie looks in shock at the loss of his "little buddy" the realizes that the Gutbuster (tm) is destroyed too.

Then he realizes that he gut isn't doing so well either, must be the gutbuster starting to perculate.  He looks down and realizes that he has been eviscerated by whatever did all the other bits of damage.

Swiftly realization that he is dieing comes upon him and the darkness consumes him yet again.


ZW heads off in search of more prey.

Oh SNAAAUUZ!
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« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2004, 11:45:34 AM »
sitting on a hill snauz looks throgh some binoclus to see a small explsion and opies being sent acroos the feild in many diffrnt chunks.

"i choulda had a bead on him too........i wonder what my couterpart is up too..."


on the other side of the feild is yet another snauz on a laptop......well hidin and playyin his new downlaod of ut2k4
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« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2004, 04:59:32 PM »
Jolly is sitting on to of a hill with his newly aqired laptop with some hefty network monitoring software and utilities

"hmm there seems to be and awful lot of network traffic"
*Clickty*
*Clickty*
"seems to be 500 yrds south of my position"
Jolly grabs a GPS out of his pocket and pin points his target.
"ZW, There's a Snauz 655.45 yards due south of your position, sending  GPS info now"
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« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2004, 05:22:41 PM »
picking up jolly plea on his all stations in one radio he smirks
"took the bait"

aiming his binocs to a ship flying across the vally he sees z's face with the smae smirk he has......pulling out is 100x sniperrifle he aims and shoots fot the cockpit.....
NOT A SCRATCH! :swear:

i beeter hide and start on a new snauz couterpart....they come in handy:hat:

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« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2004, 05:21:19 PM »
Seeing the muzzle flash of snauz's sniper rifle Jolly takes out his own sniper rifle aims and Fires. The .50 Cal Browning realeses at super sonic speeds and rips right though Snauz's chest. As Snauz falls the last thing he here is the report of Jolly gun ringing through the air, three seconds later. Jolly sighs only because he has to wait for Snauz to respawn. "Oh-well":sniper:


"Iwonder where Opie is?"
as he cleans the lens of the scope.


[Edited on 3-24-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
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« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2004, 09:51:37 PM »
like a star trek show snauz materilize out of thin air.
"sweet my favorite spawn point":D
thinking on times pst he desides to play nice with jolly. pullling out his handy dandy "Kitchen in a box; compleate with one 10 course meal" he starts cooking. fillling the arena with the smell of dead flesh and dead animal cooking at a nice 400 degrees the player deside to call a break. one by one the meery fragers come eating there litle hearts out. Finally the Mighty jolly roger arives with his nose heald high. putting a variatry of foods on his plate he goes to get a tasty beverage for him. less than a minte later holding a bottle of BAWLS the food he put out has vanished.
"So how was the food"
"not quiet filling"
"well want some desert?"
"sure"
pulling out a .50 cal pistol and a peice of cake i ask:
"After making you this wonderful meal you must ask yourself one question....do i fe-"BANG"
a bullet flies through jollys head
"sorry bout that got a lil happy....now where was i? ah yes .....Feel lucky? Well do ya PUNK!?      I guess not"


turning he pops off z who was staring at dis-belife. after that the rest of there team applaudes and finishes up there meal.:hat:

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« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2004, 10:41:20 AM »
Watching the comotion as a spectator only, Papa decides to take snauz down...Joining in from a dial-up connection Papa spawns, and takes a look around.  (Man it was nice of snauz to set up shop near one of my favorite spawn points.)  Snauz reads "Papa_Smurf has joined" as it blinks on his screen, but the sudden lag disorients him.  Before snauz can react, he feels the fuzzy sensation of two 9 mm hollowpoints entering the soft part of his skull, just behind the ear...The only sound being the clikety-click of Papa's mp5.  An instant later Snauz's brain matter makes a nice whipped topping to the reaminder of the dishes he had cooked.  Papa walks up takes a bite of the excellent food and decides he should be nice and let the people with real internet connections play unhindered, see yall.
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« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2004, 04:05:03 PM »
wow that was weird......Z PUT A PING LIMIT ON THIS SERVER!

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« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2004, 04:22:40 PM »
What and ruin all the fun?!?

ZW pulls out a small box from his battle vest and pushes the blinking button.

A door opens in a far off mountain and a missle flies out, the doors closing after the launch, catching snauz as he tries to jump in.  His severed body tumbles down the glacier face and stains the pure whie snow as it falls.

The missle approaches the feasting area and begins to orbit... waiting.
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