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« on: April 29, 2002, 04:11:45 PM »
Lets see how creative we can be shall we??? :compute:
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2002, 07:08:24 PM »
enters the game gets one frag :gunner:
Hits faindeath and hopes she survives the rest of the game while she's in the kitchen washing dishes. :beer::beer:
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2002, 09:37:13 PM »
she thinks shes playing starcraft, tries to build a brood colony, and falls off the edge into outer space......:clap:





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« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2002, 02:17:33 PM »
keeps trying to capture her own flag on Facing Worlds!
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2002, 02:18:43 PM »
can't kill anybody but herself with the Redeemer!:gunner:
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2002, 06:05:12 PM »
USING THE CHAOS sniper mod with ricocheting sniper bullets....

Yo Mama is SO bad at UT she...

...she kills herself shooting at a mirror ( she is shooting a chaos sniper rifle with ricocheting bullets)  LOL  :rolling

..better then that...she thinks the person on the other side of the mirror shooting her is REALLY good....  LOL  :lol   :rolling
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2002, 07:38:14 PM »
wets her pants when she fires her gun because its too loud:rolling
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2002, 01:42:32 AM »
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somehow frags herself with the translocator.
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2002, 10:08:08 AM »
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Uses one finger to play the game. 8/

Can't figure out how to stop facing the wall. :o

Plays with no bots and still can't score. :rolling:lol:rolling
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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2002, 11:48:24 PM »
Your Mama is so bad at UT she...

Plays with a Hello Kitty skin (because she thinks it makes her look tuff)

And then she names her character "Rouge"!
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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2002, 10:25:16 AM »
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Let's you play knowing it will make her look good.  LOL! 8)
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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2002, 10:28:45 AM »
Watches children's video for training ideas!
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2002, 10:55:11 AM »
You mean like Barney???? :???:
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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2002, 12:03:57 PM »
More like Pokemon! :lol
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Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2002, 01:40:57 PM »
she fakes death to keep from killing herself.
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« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2002, 02:36:32 PM »
:bounce::rolling:bounce:
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2002, 10:28:27 PM »
that people started calling her "Wolverine"! :jawdrop:
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« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2002, 11:22:16 PM »
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Calls OPIESILVER to play......Just to make herself look good. :o
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« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2002, 11:12:16 AM »
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that people started calling her "Wolverine"! :jawdrop:



That is a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:lol:lol:clap::clap:
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« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2002, 02:05:22 PM »
:beer:    Good one Spade!
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« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2002, 04:48:07 PM »
yells at the TV everytime someone captures to flag and the announcer yells touchdown!
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« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2002, 12:38:25 AM »
plays like Zit.
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