Author Topic: Starting to get ready for F3!!! (Read 50365 times)

n1c · « **Reply #50 on:** May 01, 2002, 02:10:30 AM »

PIckuwwww.... {thud-thud} wolf and z are lying on the ground twitching, a single bulet in the head between the two of them [DUBLE KILL]

:lol

[Edited on 5-1-2002 by Dragon Master]

opiesilver · « **Reply #51 on:** May 01, 2002, 02:31:58 AM »

Opie walks up and notices the twitching bodies at Dragon's feet. One of the bodies he faintly remembers as someone called ZWarrior, is smoking from the bullet hole left by Dragon's rifle. "I wonder if this can of Gasoline will stop the smoldering fire?"

WOOSH!!! "Opps! Well, the can did say something about being flamable." He turns to Dragon, "Got any marshmellows?"

ZWarrior · « **Reply #52 on:** May 01, 2002, 12:46:27 PM »

*grabs tie and adjusts*
No respect, I get NO respect, I tell ya!

Spade · « **Reply #53 on:** May 01, 2002, 02:48:31 PM »

marshmellows? Dragon responds... this is death match buddy......I was just admiring your shot but now its back to fragging.

:beer: "GOOD LUCK"

And off they go...:bounce: :bounce:

Thinking.................

"Good thing SPADE isnt playing, he would of gibbed us while we watched Z simmer."

[Edited on 5-1-2002 by Spade]

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #54 on:** May 01, 2002, 06:16:50 PM »

Wolverine spawns in after a shot from the 'cheap' seats. "Next time I will respond to my senses. I knew I smelled something like PEE..."

It was O-PEE-sliver. He was the new guy to the tournaments. He distracts people with him smelling like urine. If they are distracted trying to figure out 'WHO DUNNIT', he takes that advantage and kills them. You see, O-PEE -sliver... HAS to kill that way. In an open fight he wouldn't stand a chance so he must revert to being 'stinky' after urinating on himself. :lol

Wolverine goes on the prowl. SPADE spawns in near Wolverine. "Hey Spade! Ready to do some damage? Oh! And watch out for "Mr. PEEE on his Body". Wolverine and Spade are out popping in and out of the atmosphere with there skillful translocating. "Yahooeeyyyy.. This is the way to travel!". Just then Wolverine smells a stench.. Looks over at Spade. "Hey Spade!(whispering) Mr.PEEE body is around here." Wolverine hears something around the corner of the building in front of him.. He sneaks up to the edge and sees.. O-PEE-Sliver Peeing on his shoes..while whistling "Skip..skip..skip to my Lou...Skip...Skip..Skip..to my lou my Darlin." Wolverine steps around the corner with his trusted Flak Cannon and says..."Whistle while you work..HUH?.. Well... it's payback time!" Pulls the trigger of the cannon and *CHAKOOOOOW*... O-PEEE-Sliver falls to the ground, Dead. Wolverine decides to help O-PEE-sliver with his schemes. Wolverine starts whistling to the tune of "That's the way Uhuh...Uhuh..I like it!..uhuh ..uhuh" while peeing on O-Pee-Sliver's lifeless body. ..

Wolverine says. "Lesson #1 Don't mess with the Wolverine!" :smokin

Spade just then lets of a Sniper Round drilling a hole through Dragon_Master's forehead. Wolverine goes over to check it out. "Hey Spade! Nice shot from the hip. How did you get the hole to look like a spade?" Spade responds.. "I upgraded my bullets to the advanced model. And they are copyrighted so no one else can get them." Wolverine says. "But why did you waste it on Dragon_Master?" Spade says. "It added value to his carcass!" (both snickering) :rolling

Spade and Wolverine start dancing to the tune of " 2 legit...2 legit to quit....2 legit...2 legit to quit..."..Spade screams.. "Hammer time"... "You can't touch this!"

"Naner Naner boo booo!"

n1c · « **Reply #55 on:** May 01, 2002, 07:36:26 PM »

the only way any of you could get me is with a lucky shot.. :lol

opiesilver · « **Reply #56 on:** May 02, 2002, 12:57:13 AM »

Hey, I think we have the beginning of a UT never ending story here. Let's start a new forum. What do ya think ZW?

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #57 on:** May 02, 2002, 09:00:12 AM »

*****Wuss, when you are the competition, who needs to practice? Why don't you go back to your Mama and see what else she tells you to say to the big boys.

---Opie

PS..That was a professional taunt. Take notes Junior.

___________________________________________
** To respond to the above remark........

Sorry, not to correct you. But you need more NOUNS (people, place, or thing) , VERBS (words that explain some type of action), and ADJECTIVES (words that add to verbs and nouns) .."You can do it!" (in a Spinach accent)

Try again.. Mr. PEE on your Body...

I have confidence that you can make a better one...it just takes practice. :eek

ZWarrior · « **Reply #58 on:** May 02, 2002, 12:03:17 PM »

Ask and you shall recieve...
http://www.ambushsite.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?fid=24

opiesilver · « **Reply #59 on:** May 03, 2002, 01:40:44 AM »

Wuss, is that really the best you can do? PLEASE come out from behind your Mom's skirt and taunt like a man.

The little school boy act just doesn't cut it in the big leagues.

:compute:

Spade · « **Reply #60 on:** May 09, 2002, 10:53:32 AM »

Maybe instead of:

Class is in Session. Get ready to be schooled!

You should changed it to:

School is out! Time to teach you a lesson.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #61 on:** June 03, 2002, 08:42:19 AM »

BAH! Just 'cause most of you are scared of me. Zeet could whup you guys, one rifle tied behind his back!

opiesilver · « **Reply #62 on:** June 03, 2002, 11:06:04 PM »

Yeaaah...ummmm...ok.....

I think someone forgot their meds today.

Spade · « **Reply #63 on:** June 04, 2002, 08:48:28 AM »

Zeet who?

You never see him in the game so it wont matter if the rifle is tied behind his back anyway. He will just hide like he always does. As for you ZW.....I am not afraid of you.......its that darn ripper that I hate.

opiesilver · « **Reply #64 on:** June 05, 2002, 01:10:30 AM »

I can see now that I have far too nice for far too long. I picked on Wussboy for a while

and that's gotten boring to me. I need someone new to harass for a while. And no Rouge is not a fair target. Poor guy can't even properly defend himself from KC.

Shame on some of you.

I think I'll target someone a bit more "high profile" this time. No, not ZW. Here's a tip; NEVER pee in the moderators Cherrios.

Nope, this time it's going to be Zeet, the red diaper dopper baby liberal who can't tie his own shoes. The man hides behind his rifle. (as if it would protect him!) :lol

Zeet, ready or not, I'm coming for you. Your going down!

:cry:

Morpheus · « **Reply #65 on:** June 05, 2002, 01:10:54 PM »

He who hides behind the big gun must be compensating for something.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #66 on:** June 05, 2002, 03:43:28 PM »

Naw, you can always mess with me, I never take it out as the moderator, only as a member. Besides, I can always slam you in the game!

That goes for you too, Morpheus!

Zeet · « **Reply #67 on:** June 06, 2002, 09:55:15 AM »

:hotbouns::hotbouns::hotbouns:

Bring It On!!!

Opie-Nothing

:rpg:

[Edited on 6-6-2002 by Zeet]

opiesilver · « **Reply #68 on:** June 07, 2002, 01:38:50 AM »

OK, Zit, here I come! :hubba:

Ohhhh, and speaking of the Zit, don't get too mad

when I spank you on the playing field. I'm assuming that your gonna have that other pinko communatzi Wolverine cheering you on.

Well, the weak can never have too much help.

[Edited on 6-7-2002 by opiesilver]

[Edited on 6-7-2002 by ZWarrior]

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #69 on:** June 07, 2002, 09:30:58 AM »

I have heard a lot of taunts from Opie Silver 'claiming' to beat a few us players... I KNOW I didn't work hard to take him out at the Armeggedon Game day.

Here's a ladder match for Opie Silver to prove that he is as good as he claims.

Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

Then Once he has won against her 4 times ...then he will take on :

Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.

That is the preliminary matches...

If you can beat them...I'll put out the rest of the ladder matches...

[Edited on 6-7-2002 by ZWarrior]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #70 on:** June 07, 2002, 12:36:25 PM »

Sorry Wolvy, I am working on the site, and some of the smilies went away, that string was one of them. I changed it too something that you would have used.

Speaking of ladder matches, should we start some on our server?

Morpheus · « **Reply #71 on:** June 07, 2002, 01:29:45 PM »

It could prove to be a lot of fun....and perhaps help Wolvy set up balanced teams. Say, when are we gonna find out about the teams?

:beer:

n1c · « **Reply #72 on:** June 09, 2002, 11:22:16 PM »

I say Lets do it!!!!

:flak::rpg::mg-rt::plasma::shock::transloc:

:impact:

[Edited on 6-10-2002 by Dragon Master]

opiesilver · « **Reply #73 on:** June 10, 2002, 12:06:05 AM »

Do I need to be awake for this?

Quote

Originally posted by Wolverine of Ambush!
I have heard a lot of taunts from Opie Silver 'claiming' to beat a few us players... I KNOW I didn't work hard to take him out at the Armeggedon Game day.

Here's a ladder match for Opie Silver to prove that he is as good as he claims.

Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.'s little Sister
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

Then Once he has won against her 4 times ...then he will take on :

Opie Silver VS Spade Jr.

That is the preliminary matches...

If you can beat them...I'll put out the rest of the ladder matches...

[Edited on 6-7-2002 by ZWarrior]

Spade · « **Reply #74 on:** June 10, 2002, 01:14:21 PM »

Awake or not, you will get a run for your money.....:shock:

:mg-lft:

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