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Offline opiesilver

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A Photon at the hotel
« on: June 25, 2015, 06:11:20 PM »
So a Photon checks into a hotel and an usher rushes over to him....

Sir, may I help you with your luggage?

Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Re: A Photon at the hotel
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2015, 06:50:07 PM »
*sigh*

An xray photon walked into a bar.

The bartender says, "can I get you something to drink?"

The xray photon said, "No, I'm just having a look inside!"
« Last Edit: June 26, 2015, 06:54:11 PM by ZWarrior »
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ZoŽ: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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Re: A Photon at the hotel
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2015, 11:36:53 AM »
LOL....

We needed a laugh!
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Re: A Photon at the hotel
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2015, 09:55:10 PM »
All I can say is:
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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ZoŽ: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.