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« on: April 22, 2002, 11:12:43 PM »
Just how many BOFH's are out there?:evil
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2002, 09:04:41 AM »
what is a BOHF's?
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2002, 12:23:10 PM »
http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html

Read on!  But beware, it may be hard to contain the sudden outbursts of laughter.

Zeet,  this is required reading for you buddy!

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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2002, 02:04:28 PM »
That was TOO FUNNYY      :rolling:rolling
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2002, 02:05:35 PM »
MY STOMACH!  (bent over laughing)    

BOFH!  :rolling
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2002, 02:28:40 PM »
thats great I love it:rolling

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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2002, 01:03:32 AM »
whats up with this pole anyway (all the ///////////////////////// ) is it a typo???
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2002, 01:06:44 AM »
All the \\\ wasn't there last night when I put this up.  I'll pose the question to the forum admin.

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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2002, 01:09:33 AM »
Didn't realize that so many of you were uneducated in the art of the Bastard.  Well, your education starts today.  What did you say that your user name was?

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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2002, 07:16:44 AM »
It is a bug with the apostrophe, in this forum software.  Since it's PHP based, the code will escape the apostrophe everytime.  Bad code.  I am working on getting the upgrade to this code.

I found a patch for that, but now there is a error message that is being displayed.  I am working on it.

[Edited on 4-24-2002 by ZWarrior]
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2002, 10:14:51 PM »
Weird.  You just got to love software with undocumented features. :b
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2002, 10:42:47 PM »
I think anyone that is seeing these so called ////// must be well over due for a reload.  I have not seen any on this message board except for the ones you guys post in your replys.  If a reload dont do it then lay of the unreal thing for a while, you have probably been fragged way to many times and it is causing both emotional and hardware distress.:rolling
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2002, 10:49:28 PM »
Huh???  I think that you're smoking way too much these days. :smokin  Look in the poll results.8o
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2002, 10:59:46 PM »
"BOFH's"

Of course I am!!!!

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2002, 11:04:21 PM »
That's right Spade, dig your hole a bit deeper. :lol
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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2002, 11:05:19 PM »
WOOOHOOO!  Three stars!!!!:D
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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2002, 11:27:50 PM »
Ditto that remark, three stars after 25 posts.  Thanks Z for lowering the numbers just for the select few.:lol
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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2002, 11:51:07 PM »
yeah im trying for 4 stars and im at almost 60 posts
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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2002, 11:51:53 PM »
when does it go to 4 stars??? or even 5???
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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2002, 12:05:25 AM »
For You





NEVER!:lol
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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2002, 12:17:50 AM »
NEWS FLASH!!!

I just found this under the FAQ link:

Based on the number of posts you have, you are assigned to a rank. Each rank has its own status and its own amount of stars. Below are the user rank settings for this board: Newbie  1  
Junior Member  5  
Member  25  
Senior Member  100  
Posting Freak  500  

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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2002, 12:19:36 AM »
Looks like we will all just be members for a while.>D
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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2002, 12:22:50 AM »
For another few days anyway.:)
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« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2002, 12:35:18 AM »
speek for yourself
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« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2002, 12:40:49 AM »
It was supost to be funny  





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